/britfeel/

Its fucking dead here tonight lads.

Rashida Jones has a pretty face

What is a top tier porn fetish in your eyes?

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I'm sad over my parents hiding the fact my grandad's funeral is this Thursday. They literally only told me today (Tuesday)

ha, you thought that was me aswell didnt you, well it isnt, although i should do some cleaning

thought you said 2bong20

Listen to him! listen to him, ok. 20 bong is all

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you lads are just picking on me tonight because ive treated myself to 4 cans of coors and an, as yet, unknown number of bottles of kopparberg

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>What is a top tier porn fetish in your eyes?
Leg fucking

youtube.com/watch?v=EBAzlNJonO8

listening to this and making evil plots tbqh lads.

Bit strange but that's parents for you, they never stop thinking they know best.

>What is a top tier porn fetish in your eyes?
Vanilla missionary between a loving couple-amateur

So no feet play, and not thighjobs?

nadophilia

cannot fucking stand moles lads

nothing worse than a girl with lots of moles

>go on tinder/bumble to do swipeys
>get matches
>then completely lose interest
lads i think i'm broken, got no interest in thots and this whole dating human beans thing is a hassle.

But if everyone else can do it why am i incapable of it?

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>So no feet play, and not thighjobs?
like them too

hmm yes agreed

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we tune posting?
youtube.com/watch?v=tzo_oxy3WeY

they really are impossible to not look at
youtube.com/watch?v=rc5G04nJecI

Mate, I'll scoop you up in this. You sleep off them kopparbergs... I'll deal with the rest

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has barclays free Pen lad been on today?

To be fair to you tinder girls are the least interesting people on the planet.

Missionary sex with the sole purpose of procreation.
Truly a thinking man's fetish,

That's not true, have you ever made a fake tinder account as chad or black? Suddenly those conversations are pleasant and horrifyingly easy.

It's so depressing I regret doing it.

And by deal with the rest, I mean wew

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Micro vore
Too bad 99% of the content is dogshit

Came up with a joke.

"I'm don't swear, smoke or engage in homosexual activity.

Oh shit! I left my cigarettes in my faggot boyfriend's dirty, rotten AIDs infested arsehole. This most likely occurred while I was fisting him. Though fisting can also be enjoyed by heterosexual couples, it is primarily the reserve of committed homosexuals due to their status as depraved, subhuman creatures. "

What do you reckon?

Even then they don't have anything interesting to say for themselves, they just agree to anything.

Ok I kick

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>went on outer r9k for a few minutes because i was curious

fucking hell, so many retarded edgy pseuds. we need to move britfeel, this board is trash, absolute trash. its not wonder we keep getting edge lord trips like.

Most of my matches ignore me despite the fact they could not swipe me if they don't want to interact. The ones that do reply give yes no one word answers and put no effort into the conversation.

>"I'm don't smoke or engage in homosexual activity.
>Oh, I left my cigarettes in my boyfriend's dirty, AIDs infested arsehole.
I fixed it

I believe this is where they place their bins

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>What is a top tier porn fetish in your eyes?
Cuckolding, it's the thinking mans fetish

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Robots. Really love robot girls and I wish I had one.

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as long as we don't become like /brit/

Maybe I'm wrong but it sure stinks of shit over here

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What's it like working night shift lads? Just applied to a retail job that some of my mates work at so it won't be so bad I reckon. Only two days a week but I'm worried about going back to uni if it'll fuck my shit up

I'll give you a good fisting, lad

It's pretty fucking good if you're a robot. Are you a robot?

Working a night shift right now. Depends on the people and if your a night person or not. I love nights but all my colleagues sit watching netflix so it can get quite boring.

A side splitter

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Leaving time, no?

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Define a robot. Everyone has their own idea. Lots of lads on here would call you a normie simply for leaving the house.

>all my colleagues sit watching netflix

what kind of job do you have that people can do this? and what do you need to be able to get into it?

Not really robot in the Jow Forums autismo sense. I'm usually awake during the hours anyways during the holidays but I reckon I'll have to quit when summer holidays are over and I go back to uni since I'll have to be up early some days and then pulling all nighters others

That's what it takes around here

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hmm Vikigns was a good show. in the beginning

Ok, but they acknowledged me tonight

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would be hilarious if we could see your reflection in the mirror. did ye spook them?

Might write to my local MP asking for the public execution of everyone found to use or have used cannabis

Why do prozzies always describe themselves as 'intelligent' in their profiles? We all know you're not, and even if you were no one gives a shit

I would say a robot is;
0 irl friends
0 online contacts
Lives with parents
Massive/disabling social stress at job
No car

to differentiate themselves from those really thick prostitutes of course

>No car
ebin btfo

I came up with a joke a few weeks ago, shared it with a few people so far and they laughed, rate it pls.

A capitalist and a communist walk into a pub, they approach the bar and the bartender notices them, the bartender then asks what they're having, the capitalist replies "I'd like a double vodka and coke please.", the communist then replies "I'll have what he's having."
The bartender each gives them a vodka (single shot) and coke, the capitalist pays 10 pounds due to increased labour costs, the communist thanks the capitalist and walks away.

I've also ended the joke on the bit where the communist says "I'll have what he's having" and it's had good results so far.

Caffiene pills lad, gets me through it
>0 online contacts
What about /britfeel/
>No car
How the fuck does driving make someone non-robot.

Also the robot/normie meme needs to die

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Work has arbitrarily cancelled my time off for a gp appointment. As a plan B I was going to go to the hospital and make a scene but the timing isn't quite right for a section yet. It's almost funny that two weeks ago management were banging on about mental awareness and how people in supervisory roles have had training etc yet nobody seems to give a toss about me. Maybe I'm not ill, maybe I'm just a bad person who makes bad decisions and thinks about bad things. Personal choice. It's a head-scratcher! That said I've never actually done anyone harm so the amount of shit I get from other people is simply unjust.

No, I didn't spook them. Thankfully, otherwise they would have chased me no doubt

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See that's why these criteria are dumb. Everyone agrees that Ebin is a robot, even if he does drive

>How the fuck does driving make someone non-robot.

It's always the uni student """robots""" who believe this

I left it too late. There is a mosquito in my room again. I'm trying to stay as calm as possible

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>'what about britfeel'
Get real
>car
Driving a car is a pretty good gauge of someone's path into adulthood and independence. The finance required for it and the pressure of driving with others around you judging you with their horns.

>I want my prostitutes to have a good working knowledge of European politics
Still wondering if I'd make out with a prozzie, I like the GFE thing but then I'll be thinking of all the fat blokes who probably have STDs and have kissed her before me

Reminder even Timothy James Byrne can drive

Where is this lad? Feel like I've been there before

>The finance required for it and the pressure of driving with others around you judging you with their horns.
Finance=parents
What about the pressure of having a job?

I work in a call centre, busy most of the time but can be dead sometimes at night. The ability to spell and not be a full on retard is about all you need. I swear some of my colleagues never passed English. Also look into alarm monitoring. In the old place I worked one of the departments used to respond to kind of like panic alarms, lone workers would activate them if they were in danger. They would literally have to answer 5 of these a full 12 hr night shift. They spent their entire shifts playing board games and watching stuff.

Really wanna get into some combat sports but I'm a proper manlet beta retard who can barely speak ot people.

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At this point I don't think they care.

Can't blame theme

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>Driving a car is a pretty good gauge of someone's path into adulthood and independence

Is it bollocks, london normies have no need for a car yet they're the biggest normies around. Driving a car can be a solitary thing

>The finance required for it
If robots work nightshift they get paid more than most people posting here

>The finance required for it

I've been a NEET for over a decade and I can easily afford a car.

yep I personally know loads of normies in london without cars.

I missed my quads AND there's a mosquito. just neck me.

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this is some proper voyeuristic shit lad
can they see you? do they try to pretend you're not there?

Tfw virgin english neet

>tfw no goofy and sweet twin pals

youtube.com/watch?v=JdK9t-CZCmg

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>london
There's your answer bro

At this point they knew I was there.

It's not voyeuristic though, christ

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My parents sleep in different bedrooms, they're about to separate I am told, feel like pure shit lads.

But only because you have no life.

are you all virgins because women keep turning you down or are you virgins because you've never approached a woman in your life

>I am told
by whom? My parents sleep in different bedrooms because my dad gets up early and also snores

My parents never loved each other.
I don't know which is worse, growing up in a loveless home or having your parents separate.

What are the best and worst countries in the UK?

who cares? What difference does it make to you if they're together on not

Did they past lod? tldw

>My parents sleep in different bedrooms because my dad gets up early and also snores

Lad...

I recorded them lol. I'll upload soon

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