Robots looking for bfs/gfs

>age
20
>loc
Texas
>height
6ft
>weight
135
>colour
Brunette
>virgin
Nope
>NEET status
Working and studying finance
>Music
Sinatra, Darin, Buble, Urie, Paganini
>Books
Idk, not sure
>Hobbies
I play volleyball every thursday, play video games and can sing/voice act a bit
>deserve
Idk dude, no one deserves anything
>reqs
Not be a fuckwit

>gender
Male
>age
25
>location
Canada
>height
250ish
>weight
6'2"
>eye and hair color
Poop/poop
>virgin
Of course
>wagecuck, major, or neet
Wagie
>5 music artists you like
Howlin' Wolf, The Sonics, Charlie Feathers, Hasil Adkins, Tiny Tim
>5 animes you like
Boku no Cory in the House
>5 books you like
PFFFFFFT
>interests/hobbies
Collecting old music, Nintendo vidya, that's pretty much it
>why you deserve a bf/gf
I AM SUCH A NICE GUY AND MY MOM SAYS I AM A PERFECT GENTLEMAN YOU FUCKIGN BITCH CUNTS
>minimum requirements for a bf/gf
Decent face, gets along with me, some sense of humour, not totally crazy, little or no experience

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Oh sure, that would probably be nice, Are you cute and autistic? If you are then post discord and we can talk.
It's the same thing!

hhh12#4714
Yes to both. I'm tired now though

250ish cm and 62 kg user? That is pretty tall and skinny.

FUCK

Maybe I don't deserve a gf after all

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>that discord
Oh wait are you that attention whore that posts your discord on r9k all the time looking for a gf then getting heart broken?

No, I posted last night looking for a sleeping buddy though.

Have you ever had a gf before?

Negatory, why do you ask?

Tfw no UK based gf to drink tea with

I just thought I might have known you for a second.

13 reasons why is shittier find better book to read. See yeah.

Wtf are you me? reeee?

Thanks for the catgirl, FBI.

>45599051
>age
28
>location
australia
>height
195cm
>weight
90kg
>eye and hair color
blue/grey brown
>virgin
yes
>wagecuck, major, or neet
very casual wagecuck
>5 music artists you like
kavinsky
>5 animes you like
eva
>5 books you like
have never read much maybe one day
>interests/hobbies
fixing stuff
>why you deserve a bf/gf
i dont but it it'd be nice
>minimum requirements for a bf/gf

>27
>France
Ah well fuck this

>>age
22
>>location
Southern California
>>height
6'0"
>>weight
Fat but losing weight gaining muscle
>>eye and hair color
Blonde hair blue eyes
>>virgin
Yes
>>wagecuck, major, or neet
HR and Business major, finishing soon
music artists you like
The Pretty Reckless, Nirvana, Ghost, Rise Against, Sleeping With Sirens
animes you like
I dont watch much anime but I liked Darling in the Franxx and Panty & Stocking that my friend showed me. Would watch more if i had someone to watch with
books you like
Zombie Survival Guide, collection of Lovecraft stories, 666, Feed
>>interests/hobbies
Video games, TV shows, cartoons, archery, crochet, sewing, leatherwork, camping, watching/doing things with friends
>>why you deserve a bf/gf
Idk if I deserve one but I'll assume this is qualities that would make me a good bf
I'm kind, funny, a bit clingy, friendly, you would pretty much be the center of my life.
>>minimum requirements for a bf/gf
I'm looking for a dominant woman. I know that sounds sexual immediately but I think it plays a huge role in the dynamics of the relationship.
No STDs, loving, caring, would prefer not obese but if you are we can lose weight together, would like someone that wants to share in my hobbies and also let me share in yours.

>24
>Durham region, Ontario
>6'0"
>295 (it's not bad fat, per se)
>Dirty blonde, blue-green
>Yup
>Neet right now, not by choice.
>System of a down, Rick astley(unironically), really dont listen to much music
>DNAngel, Evangelion, Dragonball, Steins;Gate, clannad
>all 3 of the David wong books, The sherlock holmes books, i enjoy the guiness world record "books", doktor glass was OK, I really just like anything suspense/mystery.
>I like playing vidya, watching movies, reading if it's a good book. If I'm motivated I like swimming, both casual and for exercise. I like listening to people's troubles.

Has to be someone willing to put up with my severe depression. Someone that is able to push me to actually do shit. When I'm motivated, I'm a really fun and happy person, but the problem is that I really can't push myself. All my friends basically dropped contact with me because I'm never a plan instigator, and they had to push for me to go out.0

>age
22
>location
England, not London
>height
180cm
>weight
~65
>eye and hair color
Brown - black hair
>virgin
Technically yes
>wagecuck, major, or neet
NEET on welfare
>5 music artists you like
Too hard it's easier to say I don't like rap / screamo / death metal / most hip hop
>5 animes you like
I forget most of the anime I watch but Sword Art Online was ok.. haha
>5 books you like
I don't read that kind of literature
>interests/hobbies
I am a garbage Web developer who likes to play basically any video game if I can play if with friends. I'm currently tracking what I eat and have a novice interest in eating healthy / dieting.
>why you deserve a bf/gf
I don't feel like I deserve anything but if people treat me with kindness I feel I should return the favour.
>minimum requirements for a bf/gf
- I could go on for awhile but beggars can't be that picky so I'll list the main ones
Not overweight - I've lost almost 25% of my body weight compared to when I started my diet and I honestly thought it was pretty easy to do so I would insist that they know how to keep the weight under control.
Physically/genetically ok - no disabilities that can not be corrected.
Not religious - low key believe whatever superstitions you want but any of the abrahamic religions are out
Mainly white.
Either are currently or can live in the UK/Ireland

desu I'd never date a robot and I already have one

>age
22
>location
Aus
>height
160cm
>weight
60kg
>eye and hair color
Brown eyes black hair
>virgin
Yep
>wagecuck, major, or neet
Student, Animation Major
>5 music artists you like
Daughter, Joji, The Wombats, Lily and Madeline and Clairo
>5 animes you like
Haruhi, Watome, Nichijou, Full Metal Alchemist and Neon Genesis Evangelion
>5 books you like
Scott Pilgrim. I don't really read books.
>interests/hobbies
TV, Movies and Vidya. I'm a boring person.
>why you deserve a bf/gf
I don't really deserve one, But I'd still like to know what it feels like to be someones reason to exist and for someone to want me around.
>minimum requirements for a bf/gf
Same height or shorter
qt
similar interests in TV, Music and Movies.
Pretty much pic related.

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a bf, I mean, not a robot. I like going places and doing stuff whenever I'm not alone.

thread title is robots looking for bfs/gfs. If you're not looking for one why are you posting here?

Post discord pls desu

>age
19
>location
Estonia
>height
170
>weight
60kg
>eye and hair color
Green and black
>virgin
Yes
>wagecuck, major, or neet
Neet
>5 music artists you like
The microphones, raidohead, the smiths, burzum, chromatics
>5 animes you like
K-on, lucky star, Jojos bizzare adventure, blend-s, hood wars
>5 books you like
Idk what to put here they are all in Russian
>interests/hobbies
Occult, reading, mathematics, hiking, gardening, baking, history, and anime.
>why you deserve a bf/gf
Because I will love him with all my heart and make him happy.
>minimum requirements for a bf/gf
Taller than me, not fat, relaxed, likes to go outside and not just stay in all day, funny, similar social and political views, religious, and white.

>age
22
>location
PA
>height
5'9"
>weight
140 lbs
>eye and hair color
Brown, Hazel
>virgin
Yes
>wagecuck, major, or neet
neet
>5 books you like
The Shadow Over Innsmouth, The Inferno, The Hatchet, Pathfinder, Dagon
>interests/hobbies
vidya, cartoons, history, reading, youtube shit, shitposting
>why you deserve a bf/gf
nobody deserves a partner, but it'd be nice to have someone to care for
>minimum requirements for a bf/gf
>white
>not obese
>not a slut
>age of consent

SHHHHHHHHINDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>18
>Leafland
>5'6"
>dunno
>black and brown
>ye
>wagie for now
>Gorillaz, Green Day, Frank Sinatra, David Bowe, Daft Punk
>don't watch much anime
>only really read short stories by lovecraft or off the Internet
>drawing, vidya, music, film, history and collecting things like gas masks
>I don't
>they have to be real and somewhat like me

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>age
20
>location
united states (east coast)
>height
5'4
>weight
110lbs or so if i had to guess
>eye and hair color
brown/black
>virgin
yes
>wagecuck, major, or neet
NEET
>5 music artists you like
MACINTOSH PLUS, Anri, Lovewave, Billie Eilish, Daniel Caesar
>5 animes you like
Hunter x Hunter, Golden Kamuy, Haikyuu, Psycho Pass (S1),
>5 books you like
-
>interests/hobbies
lately i just wake up and lie in bed thinking or browse this site all day, I used to exercise and be into sports in high school but that's kind of gone away since becoming a NEET.
>why you deserve a bf
i don't know really, i find it hard to become attracted to someone, and even then it seems i kind of push people away with some of my more pessimistic thinking. i'm not sure if it's something wrong with me or if i just haven't connected with anyone.

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careful robots..............

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Hey do you have a kik?

you wanna talk to me, i'm

Hello get better

You are fat as fuck holy shit

>160cm
wat the fug

nah not really, it doesn't look too bad. Also lost about 20 lbs so far this year, and i'm still losing.

>nah
You are objectively obese you fat fuck.

What you currently playing? I'm based in London & male

i made one its "letmelogplease"

5'2" I'm fucking short. Finding a potential gf is pretty much impossible for me. Who wants to someone shorted then them.

no you're fat. you're obese. i'm 5'9 and I weight 185 and I think i'm a fat piece of shit.

fucking hell you're messed up

I genuinely thought you might've been a girl at first and was interested in contacting you. then i realised you were a dude. i'm sorry man.

yeah, but I run 20 miles a week and can work 10 hour days doing farm labor. I'm just passing through this weight and I don't feel unhealthy, considering how I felt this time last year.

do you have no muscle at all? When i was 185 at 19 years old I looked and felt great.

assuming you're also a female(female) perfect on all fields. post contact

nah its mostly fat. I have been getting a bit more muscular on my legs because i've stated riding my pushbike again though.

Someone convinced me to play Starbound again so I'm currently playing through that again with a group

I basically don't play any MOBAs- especially not competitively

I like me some older games that have aged well like WarCraft III though

Not your fault, friend.

when you have a lot of muscle mass on your back, abdomen and shoulders, you can be 180-190 easy at our size. I had trouble getting under 190 in high school because I did farm work every day all summer and after school until the farming season ended, and i was solid.

I'm not, sorry to dissapoint.

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>20
>usa
>5'6"
>135lbs
>gray/green eyes and strawberry blonde hair
>not a virgin
>neet
>blonde redhead, morgan delt, of montreal, cocteau twins, swans
>serial experiments lain is my favorite, and i also like satoshi kon movies a lot, but i don't watch much anime
>i mostly read nonfiction so that's hard to say. i love junji ito's works and i enjoy inio asano but i don't know if manga counts
>i like gardening, cooking, and doing a lot of psychedelic drugs
>i probably don't deserve one, i'm kind of a social pariah
>i don't really have any, but ideally i would like a guy that's maybe a little bit pudgy and tall (i mean, you can be short, but then i prefer that you're shorter than me) with long hair. shy people with a good sense of humor preferred

one of you Florida fags needs to drop an address so I can kick your ass

I haven't played WC3 in ages. I was tempted to boot it up to play some Warchasers. I do have the odd Age of Empires game but I was last playing C&C 3 was any real RTS game.

Also, what's the deal with being a Web developer? You free lance lad?

I play DOTA (nearly went competitive) but I'm trying to dabble in other games.

What part of the US are you from? I really loved Perfect Blue, I watched it not too long ago. Of montreal is also a really good band, as is the rest of your music choices. What kind of drugs have you done? I've always been fascinated by drugs, but I just never know where to get any. I have tried a few though.

>age
19
>location
Brazil
>height
5'10''
>weight
Around 220 pounds
>eye and hair color
Maroon eyes, black hair
>virgin
Yes.
>wagecuck, major, or neet
I work at a part-time job which pays me pretty well, and I study.
>5 music artists you like
Linkin Park, Michael Jackson, ELO, John Williams, Knife Partu (yes, i'm very eccletic)
>5 animes you like
I don't watch anime.
>5 books you like
They're published in portuguese only.
>interests/hobbies
Star Wars, cars, robots, costuming, cosplay,
>why you deserve a bf/gf
I'm just a regular guy who wants to share their happiness, good moments, and enjoyable moments with someone who deserves to have nice things, and to be able to give that one person a good time.
>minimum requirements for a bf/gf
You should like Star Wars and tolerate my lack of sensorial coordination, plus, shrug away my apparent rude behavior that my words have sometime due to myself being formal.

be my qt non-virgin gf

i'm in colorado.
have you seen paprika? it's my favorite of his. i've been meaning to get around to watching paranoia agent, but it seems like such a chore to sit through a whole series by myself...
i've tried all sorts of drugs, but my favorite is mescaline. what have you tried?

well, what are you like, nonnie?

>age
23
>location
?
>height
159
>weight
55
>eye and hair color
brown, strawberry blonde
>virgin
yes
>wagecuck, major, or neet
mathematics
>5 music artists you like
virgin prunes, einsturzende neubauten, buzz kull, swans, catholic spit
>5 animes you like
shirokuma cafe, berserk, samurai champloo, lain, gantz i like reading manga
>5 books you like
i mostly read non-fiction and literature, not sure if anyone would be interested in that
>interests/hobbies
mathematics, sleeping, mycology, anatomy, pathology, embroidery, taxidermy, nightwalks
>why you deserve a bf/gf
i don't i am far too obsessive and i'm always internally somber despite my outwardly bubbly appearance i'm pretty sure i am going to kill myself sometime soon anyway
>minimum requirements for a bf/gf
skelly introverted pale showers nice hands green/blue eyes i dont know

>From Brazil
>Doesn't watch anime
Weak bait

i'm a loser robot that likes animals and video games, and reading fanfics :3

I've helped out a few (extended) family members with computer issues/ Web development and got paid for it but I'm not currently hired by anyone and I don't have the qualifications to present to any big tech employer .. maybe a few projects I made but that's it.

I don't. For real.

Tfw no programming gf to do mock interviews with.. Silicon Valley memes are real

Ah, I love Colorado. I spent some time in Conifer, and that was the first and only time I've ever done LSD; I'd say that's probably my favorite. Other than that, just DXM powder and some mushrooms as far as psychedelics. What was mescaline like? I can't say I've seen, but if you want someone to watch paranoia agent with, I'm up for it. It does seem a whole lot easier to watch something with someone else.

Friend was in the same position. Ended up learning how to program to improve their skills and got a job on that alone.

>>age
20
>>location
California
>>height
5'8
>>weight
110
>>eye and hair color
black like my soul
>>virgin
ofc
>>wagecuck, major, or neet
just a loser desu
music artists you like
I like anime OSTs
animes you like
I hate anime
books you like
reading is for losers
>>interests/hobbies
sleeping, browsing r9k
>>why you deserve a bf/gf
I do not, but here I am
>>minimum requirements for a bf/gf
not obese
somewhat likes me

Lad you're an absolute STICC
unless you're a qt edgy girl

>age
23
>location
California, Bay Area
>height
5'11
>weight
166
>eye and hair color
Green, dirty blonde
>virgin
No
>wagecuck, major, or neet
I slave in the pizza mines for Domino's/Computer Science major in uni
>5 music artists you like
King Krule, Grimes, Fleetwood Mac, Death Grips, Cigarettes After Sex
>5 animes you like
Serial Experiments Lain, Texhnolyze, Evangelion, Durarara, Initial D
>5 books you like
1984, Nausea, Make Room! Make Room!, How to Bomb the US Government, Oyasumi Punpun (does manga count?)
>interests/hobbies
Studying, exploring new literature, playing Tekken or DBFZ. I like to cosplay at anime conventions and make it a point to go to Fanime and AX each year. I've been teaching myself Japanese for the past year and a half.
>why you deserve a bf/gf
I don't, but I like to listen to other people tell me about their lives
>minimum requirements for a bf/gf
idk lol

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Looking for a neoliberal cuckold or a tankie leftist?

Are you free this weekend? Let's drive to las vegas and get married

I'm going to an anime convention in San Jose this weekend with my cosplay group. Next weekend I can do whatever you want me to do.

Damn,I was going to ask this dude to hangout but marriage sounds more important

19
Socal
6 foot 4
178lbs
Green and brown
Non virgin, only once
Currently NEET
Flatbush zombies, deathgrips, mf doom, kendrick lamar
Berserk(manga), jojos
No books aside from berserk
Vidya, pothead, etc
I dont deserve one, i just want one and dont interact with people irl
Needs to be at least average body, feminine looking and acting(male or female), willing to play games

>Age
24
>Location
London, UK
>height
5'11
>weight
80-85kg
>eye and hair color
Blue, brown
>virgin
Nope
>wagecuck, major, or neet
Finance major
>5 music artists you like
New Order, Jamiroquai, P Money, Nujabes,
>5 animes you like
I forget people uniroically watch this
>5 books you like
1984, Space Merchants, On Liberty, Catcher in the Rye, Republic
>interests/hobbies
Videogames
Reading
Eating spicy food
Looking at animals but then realising my staring is making them hostile/scared
Chess
Current affairs
>why you deserve a bf/gf
I want to feel a sense of companionship. I want to feel that a girl isn't revolted by my body. I want to make a girl happy. I want to buy her flowers and take her everywhere. I want to lay in bed while she makes me heart shaped pancakes.
>minimum requirements for a bf/gf
Able to keep up in a debate or at least
capable of at least being emotionally intelligent
Optional: makes spicy food

Kik: JacksonSmy

I'd love to hang out; right after my honeymoon with

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>age
20
>location
Arizona
>weight
251
>eye and hair color
Brown on both counts
>virgin
no
>wagecuck, major, or neet
Library page right now, trying to get promoted to LTA then save money to go to school to be a librarian
>5 music artists you like
Ayreon, Falkenbach, Godspeed you! Black Emperor, King Crimson, Xavier Wulf
>5 animes you like
Dragon Ball Z, Evangelion, Madoka, Shinsekai Yori, Fate/Zero
>5 books you like
Vladimir Lenin - What is to be Done
Terence McKenna - True Hallucinations
Terry Brooks - Shannara (series)
Sir Thomas Mallory - Le Morte d'Arthur
Padraic Colum - The Children of Odin
>interests/hobbies
Music. I play piano, mostly cover animu and vidya songs and never took it seriously. Trying to get into playing the guitar.
Politics. Vocal and devout Socialist.
Psychedelics.
Science Fiction anything. Literature, TV series, vidya, and corny rock operas.
>why you deserve a bf/gf
The concept of "deserving" someone or something is fucking stupid. If you click with someone, you click. That being said, I hope someone tolerates my bullshit enough to admire the good parts, and I them
>minimum requirements for a bf/gf
No real requirements, as long as they're constantly trying to work on themselves and their problems, but no neoliberal or cuckservative dumbshits.

>Barely any virgins ITT

WHAT HAPPENED

Escorts
Also based trips

>tfw she left
oh well ;_;

People lost their virginity somehow but realised they was still depressed.

It's almost like Jow Forums isn't an incel paradise

Then theyre escortcels

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Location tho!

but do you like movies?

You sound like a pretentious faggot
Get off my board and kill yourself.

>age
18
>location
southern cali
>height
5'9
>weight
128lbs
>eye and hair color
black eyes/black hair
>virgin
kinda
>wagecuck, major, or neet
Just graduated HS
>5 music artists you like
Uhh I have a very undefined taste in music
>5 animes you like
Konosuba, Jojo, EVA, Sailor Moon, Hajime No Ippo
>5 books you like
Of Mice and Men, Catcher in the Rye, and The Lovely Bones. This is only shit i've read in school and I happened to kinda like it
>interests/hobbies
Vidya, anime, movies, sleeping, food, streaming movies/anime, and other countries
>why you deserve a bf/gf
my mummy said im nice...
>minimum requirements for a bf/gf
female, get along well, maybe a weeb, willing to talk about real stuff at times, could be long distance or short, all around just don't be an asshat

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>age
19
>location
California
>height
6'3
>weight
220 (mostly muscular)
>eye and hair color
Green and dirty blonde
>virgin
Nope
>wagecuck, major, or neet
Wagecuck
>5 music artists you like
Eddy Arnold
Bobby Darin
Andy Williams
Guy Mitchell
Louis Armstrong
>5 animes you like
dont really enjoy anything other than Hajime No Hippo and Berserk
>5 books you like
Where The Red Fern Grows
Arizona Nights
Atlas shrugged
Anthem
Fahrenheit 451
>interests/hobbies
Boxing
Weight lifting
History
Jui-Jitsu
Political science
>minimum requirements for a bf/gf
Dont be taller than me. If you are, youre probably not a chick.

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Real robots don't post in these threads that's why.

One of you roasties need to go out with this man
If he kills himself who will do the maths
Stop killing smart people you stupid sirracha beefs