If you could choose between the physical attributes of these guys and add them to your own body which one would it be?
Bear or gorilla
Austin Wright
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Juan Miller
bear
Bentley Adams
Well they both walk on all fours and I don't want that so can I choose kangaroo instead?
Joseph Gonzalez
gorilla brain
Hudson Williams
wrong, both are equally capable of locomotion on 2 or 4 legs
Ayden Sanders
Let's see, either
>cute yet ferocious
>luscious hair
>strong yet agile
or
>roid gut and stupid expression
>eats own shit
Yeah, bear all day
Connor James
I WANNA BE A KANGAROOOO
Jonathan Hall
>rat faced
>no pecs
>roid gut
lmao aussiecucks are THIS desperate
Angel King
Gorilla Testicles is the only legit answer ITT.
Gotta stay real and not destroy your human body in the process so saying bear strength would literally destroy your tendons and bones because your musclrs are too strong
Gorillanuts on the other hand will not handicap you in any way and they will produce more test than being on a strong cycle without ANY of the nut shrinkage brcause your balls are literally producing the test themselves.
Thinking about this, why is such a procedure not possible? I mean we have humans having pig hearts transplanted and stuff like this.
Why not chimp testicles for peeps who have lost their balls or sth
Oliver Thomas
Say that to me face, ya dickhead
Jason Brown
I wish I could plug my asshole through the winter to keep my gains in
Juan White
absolute fuckin unit
Angel Thomas
Silverback could literally just pull its limbs off
Hudson Hughes
nah the roo would literally kick that ape cunt in his face and the fight would be over
Brayden Miller
ALRIGHT
Daniel Barnes
Gotta fucking catch the roo first. Hit and run tactics, mate.
Caleb Mitchell
top reference lad
Jaxson Wood
Isn't sperm produced in the testicles? I'm pretty sure you'd squirt out gorilla juice with gorilla dna instead of normal sperm
Matthew Murphy
Anyone who doesnt realize that a Grizzly would slaughter a Gorilla is fucking retarded.
Dylan Moore
you want to be an inferior species that the species you already are eat. neat
Michael Watson
Gorilla is built like a tank
They have large heavy skulls on top of massive thick necks
Kangaroo kicks are nothing to a gorilla
Easton Nguyen
The not vegan one.
Benjamin Jenkins
Neither are vegan you absolute fucking brainlet
Joshua Thomas
Well yeah Grizzly's are way bigger than gorillas.
Wyatt Lee
Thick skin of bear and muscle hypertrophy of gorilla. Overall, I would pick bear. They would maul those monkeys apart.
Connor Young
Gorillas have 3.7 inch dicks.
Dicklets BTFO
Joshua Martin
>If you could choose between the physical attributes of these guys and add them to your own body
That's what Killing Bites is!
Hudson Lopez
Lmao your kids would be half gorilla you fucking retard
Grayson Johnson
lmao
Zachary Hill
Big hairy strongfat qt that eats fish and sleeps all winter
Vs
A nigger
Landon Thompson
you would add entire physical attribute of bear to yourself. ok furfag
Jack Ortiz
Back to /a/
Eli Walker
This thread was perfectly set up for that line.
How could I resist?
Daniel Edwards
I'm that gorilla dick nigga. I make dyke pussy wet.
Austin Cruz
Bear