>Be me >7 years old >At aunts house >Getting chocolate milk from the fridge >Turn around >A cockroach is on the counter >Im a little bitch who is afraid of bugs >I screamed in surprise >The nigger starts flying >Towards me >OH HELL FUCKING NO >I scream even louder >The fucker flew in my mouth >I could feel the legs and shit on my tongue >Aunt runs in kitchen >Throw up on the ground in disgust >The roach is swimming in vomit >I couldnt stop crying even after my aunt tried to console me >Crying whilst drinking chocolate milk on the couch >Aunt is on the phone telling my dad what happened >Shes laughing her ass off on the phone
>mfw aunt still teases me about it to this day >mfw still scared of roaches
you should be proud of yourself, user, at least the cockroach is swimming in vomit, not your urine.
Jeremiah Johnson
A huge one flew towards me last night and luckily I could run away. My dad was there so I was spared from the task of killing it, even though I can force myself to do it if I really absolutely have to. But I'm so terrified of them I couldn't go near the general proximity of where the cockroach was last seen.
Liam Cook
I thought this was going to be incest stories
But anyhow yeah I think my literal hoarder aunt brought them to my house and now the niggers won't leave i hate those shits. A bee flew in my mouth and stung my tongue once
Ayden Morris
I lived with roaches for about a year and a half and fuck those guys. One of my roommate's friends had the gall to give him the whole "Oh, they're living creatures don't kill them" spiel. He just asked her if she ever lived with roaches. The answer was obviously no.
Jeremiah Mitchell
Not an insect but close enough. >Be me >preschool >teachers let us kids run around outside during recess >as a little piece of shit does, I run around a tree in circles slapping it >suddenly feel fuzz >Se a sleeping tarantula perk up from the tree bark >still do not know how a tarantula got into a preschool, they are usually in more open areas with bushes >scream and run away >not afraid of tarantulas anymore
I lived with roaches when I was little. I still have a minor phobia of them and anything that look like them. It's not so much that I'm scared of them as it is that I'm disgusted by them and don't want to be anywhere around them or even look at them.
Jose Cox
>be me back in secondary school >walking up a hill after lunch break >big fuck off caterpillar fell from the trees >maybe one or two storeys high >landed right on my shoulder >wtf.jpg >the caterpillar exploded from impact and my white shirt turned green >oh wait there's more >equally big fuck off wasp landed on my shoulder to feed on the caterpillar >people around backed away from me >pointandlaughatweirdguy.jpg >tried to run and shake it off >still on my shoulder >fuck me.jpg >continued my journey slowly so as to not trigger the giant wasp to sting me >reached school, no one helped >after a while, a security guard saw me >security guard picked up a long branch and finally picked the caterpillar from my shoulder >wasp flew away finally >went to toilet to wash my shirt >didn't help much >continued the rest of the day with my shirt stained with caterpillar fluid A very bad day it was... I fucking hate wasps for being the aggressive cunts they are and can sting freely without repercussions.
Jose Diaz
>Be kid >Not afraid of insects >Collect them in jars and torture them for amusement >Mom and sisters keep screaming in fear and disgust >Eventually this must have transferred over to me >Afraid of bugs like a fucking normie now
Fuck those whores.
Asher Carter
Kids are likely to develop fears for the things they see their parents are afraid of. It's your mom's fault.
Noah Flores
I met a turk once Was scarred he was going to infect me with turk aids
Ethan Morris
>taking a shit at 3am >giant fucking palmetto bug runs over my bare foot >can do nothing but finish shitting in horror >tried to kill it after flushing >disappeared into the darkness of my house >never found it
Am in the only one who read the title as "Incest Stories" and got thoroughly confused at the content?
Nathan Morales
And that they scare you.
Alexander Walker
Holy shit, I just remembered the origin of my cockroach fear
>Be me >Like 6 >Live in apartment, it's a good quality but roaches aren't uncommon These fuckers are big, at least 3 inches >Have had extremely minor fear of them before, mostly when they startle me, but never had any problem killing them >Dad isn't home, so my mom asks me to kill a roach for her >She shows me where it is and stays back from it, somewhat afraid >I go to kill the roach, but find myself too scared to move >End up dropping the shoe and running away
I don't know why I was so scared that time, before that I never really had any problems with squishing them. I guess I just ended up mirroring her fear because I was so little. Regardless, that fear still affects me to this day, just not as severely. Really annoying, to be honest.
Grayson Evans
They don't scare me, they just disgust me. I know how fear feels and it's not at all like that. It's more of aversion than fear.
Noah Hernandez
I had no problems with roaches until I learned they could fly. a huge one was flying around my room once. It kept crawling under my amplifier where I could not get it, then flying around when I was at my computer. I evnetually got it with some wasp spray and finished it off by impaling it with my WW2 M3 replica trench knife
Caleb Lee
Yeah, when I first saw one fly it really put me off to them. As if they weren't bad enough, able the thrive in your house and escape most of the time you go to kill them, they can also fly to where you can't even reach them.
Parker Walker
you're exactly like me, but it's with any larger flying bug, particularly stinkbugs Luckily never had to experience roaches yet, I wouldn't be able to function properly if I had to live in a place infested with them
>7-ish years old, visiting some family with a kid my age >we go for a walk down a gravel road, see an old stove thrown away by the side >hey lets play with this >no don't touch that there's a huge wasp nest insi >I've already opened the oven hatch, it's the waspening >we bolt, I get stung 3 times while running and crying like a bitch
Andrew King
I used to be a huge pussy and scream at the sight of bugs but now I fucking love them and have 3 tarantulas at the moment.
Brandon Roberts
>flying cockroaches If this isn't evidence that there is no God, I don't know what is.
Nathan Barnes
just reading this makes me cringe. insects are proof that there is no god.
Adrian Ortiz
The fact that they don't bite sting or suck your blood proves he's merciful lol
Jordan Evans
but they FUCKING FLY
maybe i say this because im traumatized, but any flying insect is straight from HELL
I can agree there, but only in certain circumstances. To be fair, cockroaches are very heavily invasive so if it wasn't for some people not properly cleaning their boats we wouldn't have them to begin with.
I like dragonflies and stuff though. They're cool.
Jaxson Allen
>be me >be 11 >chilling in my room >suddenly 5 craneflies, harvestmen, jinnyspinners whatever you call them jump me >start flying all around me n shit >scared as a mother fucker, came out of nowhere and they were massive and gangly >run out of room >come back with rolled up magazine >beat them all to death
the next morning I found one crawling all fucked up, I beat him to death as well, fuckers.
>be me >3rd grade >eating pizza >notice long black and white strip in crust >pull it out >its actually a bug >turns out it's a banded alder borer beetle
also >be me >freshman year >mom told me to pick weeds in the front of the house >almost done picking weeds >little girl rides by on scooter >as she was riding by i see a small brown winged beetle that reminded me of the cicadas from animal crossing >scream like a little girl >little girl looks at me funny just
I trapped a bug that can fly using a cup and just left the cup there for days on end until it died by natural means
Oliver Lopez
could I ask what kind of bug?
Matthew Russell
>be 7-10 years old >walking to nearby store with my mom >see a bunch of kids my age huddled around where a sidewalk meets a wall >look at what they're examining >it's a GIANT fucking moth, nothing like what lives here in southern Ontario, it looked like it was from the Amazon or some shit >about 3 1/2 inches long as I remember it, maybe 2 inches wide, fuzzy and coloured white and grey >poor creature is being poked by six children holding sticks simulteiniously, they weren't stabbing it but it looked injured >mom and I tell them to leave it alone and I carry it to a bush out of sight
It probably died soon after, but at least it died in peace.
Maybe it was one of these, could have gotten blown up here by a storm from the south.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. I'm reading this right after I had to spray my bathroom cuz I saw a big roach while pissing.
As a guy with a huge fucking phobia from roaches, your story is the absolute worst nightmare scenario I could imagine happening on this earth.
Like, I'd throw up so hard I'd probably start vomitting shit.
Jeremiah Hernandez
We got water to wash ourselves instead of toilet paper in where I live. I just sprayed some water on an approaching roach earlier while taking a piss too. Can't imagine what I'd do in your situation
Christian Walker
I was pretty much friend to all bugs as a kid, I'd carry them outside whenever my parents would find them and freak out. I always was fascinated by roaches as a kid, and even now I feel a sort of kinship with them.
Angel Green
I appoint you to protect this whole thread from insects and co.
