Female friends

Do any of you virgins have any female friends?

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They look sweet

I want to meet a girl on Overwatch too!

Look at his fucking face hahahah you just know she came with her boyfriend holy fuck hahaha

>greatest of friends
OH NO NO NO

How do you meet people through Overwatch anyways? The chats are shit and people try to boss you around and complain.

Theyre gay though, does that count

It's very easy user, you just have to be nice and confident and shake her hand firmly. You'll drop any female's soaked panties no doubt, but you need to dress well!

>Theyre gay though, does that count
They're not actually gay, they just want the attention. Introduce them to the other guy I responded to (now officially a Chad) and you'll see.

I thought I had, turns out they were huge feminists and got mad at me for oppresing them by suggesting one of them to "Push with the team".

user, did this really happen? That's fucking unreal lmao

I'm married, have had a healthy sexual development, and all of my close friends are females.
They're all my friends, not my wife's, but they all get along with each other. I consider them all as close as family, my best friend is the God mother to my kids, ect.

Not virgin

No female friends
I don't believe men and women can be friends. The women always try to turn it sexual

They dont like people that act faggy though so anyone that plays overwatch is out of the question

That day I learned that autism is not exclusive to the patriarchy.

Why do women gravitate towards overwatch?
It's all my gf plays, maybe because it's so easy and accessible

Its obviously cause its easy and accessible but also because its very popular

Yes, I have some close, platonic female friends. It's what happens when you have a nice personality but also extremely fucking ugly at the same time.;

No, but I desperately wish I did. I don't know what I do wrong, I never think that I act creepy but none of the girls in my high school or college classes could bear to speak with me. Now that I'm 25 with no friends the chance of getting female friends is now nil.

>Have female friends/coworkers who talk to me at work
>They NEVER talk to me outside of work or even share a stupid meme
I just want someone to want my attention.

I do, not that I see them that often after I graduated but I happens. Thing is I always assume they just want to be friends and nothing more. becuase if you don't put any effort in you can't loose.
>used to take art classes
>most people in class turns out to be jerks and are just there to slack off In the dormitory
>know this one girl who is nice, autistic and kinda ugly, but still nice
>go pretty much everywhere together becuase there is no one else to hang out with
people just assumed we where a couple, couldn't be further from the truth.

have another story, nothing happening at work anyway
>get together with old high school friends
>girl in our group says to me
>"hey user, I saw you on tinder! I'm going match with you next time just for fun!"
I'm really not sure if she's testing if I have a crush on her, but either way I'm gong to swipe left (No like) just in case.

how autistic am I on a scale to 10?

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Her overalls are too small.

Also he seems gay so him having a female friend doesn't carry the same weight as a straight guy having a female friend.

>have female friends
>not a virgin
Seeing a pattern here. Virgins aren't likely to have female friends.

>how autistic am I on a scale to 10?
Idk I didn't read ur post

I don't really want to know, that (You) was pretty sweet though

Not true, girls can allow you to hang around if you are funny or something like that. Or becuase you are "not like Chad"
but they wouldn't actually give you the light of day.

A female mercy main?!?!?!?!?!

I did but then they got a bf and ghosted me.

Yes. She was a tomboyish nerdy girl in high school. Now she is a slut that looks for dick everyday on Tinder. I couldnt save her boys.

Time of day, you retard.

i would love to meet a girl through overwatch but unfortunately they suck and its too much fun to harass and insult them

>They NEVER talk to me outside of work or even share a stupid meme

They're showing mercy, if they did that you'd fall in love with them and that would suck for everyone.

Why are there two guys in this picture? The caption says there should be a girl.

oh right, well I'm a Europoor and it just sounded right

I agree with this user. You can only have one girl friend and she later becomes your wife. Dudes with girl mates are faking it 4 sure or very gay.

Only if they are interested in you that way. For the most of r9k it wouldn't happen. The real question if it's actually a friendship or women keeping orbiters around.

Huh sounded like normie talk she wont swipe you. She saw you before and didnt.