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*calls the police to take your door off the hinge from the outside*

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well lads. how de do?

got a bottle of red wine to try. never drank wine in my life.

also a faggot there might be a connection

>What do you lads think is the best motivational song?
youtube.com/watch?v=xbLZ9lx-e5w

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I was and ended up quite normal, no 'trauma' or any of that gay shit

When will the monarchy end?

I bet you it will end within my lifetime.

Nth for Uni challenge qt

youtube.com/watch?v=PYc4rZR-J4U

You almost definitely won't enjoy it, but persevere, you definitely get a taste for it.

inb4 tripfag worship

what will happen to the rest of the royals if the monarchy ends?

Do like being dominated and spanked?

What wine you on lad?
Remember having a bottle of Barefoot red to myself one day, was shitting liquid the next day, no good for my stomach

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>bottle of Barefoot red

HIDE FROM SAGIRI

I've been a beer lad for years never touched wine tho
got some aussie yellow tail merlot

it tastes better than it smells lads iimagine ill have to perservere a few glasses to get used to. it

In scenario one they have their lands stripped from them and they have to be normal citizens.

In scenario 2 they are killed by guillotine and Jeremy Corbyn is installed as supreme leader Chairman Corbyn.

I'm not gay, I just do things that most people would consider "faggoty" I live androgyny, excessive fashion, etc. A bit like are David here.

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Is the Lord of the Rings book worth reading lads? I've heard it's great but I could ready multiple books in the time it takes to get through the 1100+ pages it has

yes. not spanking rly, because that never happened to me. i also have sadistic tendencies myself and enjoy abusing others.

I am a virgin and I want to have sex with a Dutch prostitute this Summer.

However, I think I might believe in God and have been going to Church so I kinda dont want to commit acts of forbication.

What should I do lads?

Sabrina poster you in lad?

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alright Norway laddo

A lot of people find lotr overrated; maybe im just a pleb but back when I was 14 and read the books I found that they dragged on and on. Reading it felt like a chore sometimes.

Seriously good fiction is Frank Herberts Dune. That is fascinating stuff.

Sagiri knows where I am if he so seeks me :^)
>aussie yellow tail merlot
Haven't tried myself
But yeah, wine from what I've seen seems to be an acquired taste, just power through tbqh
What do you look for in literature, learning or comfy? If comfy, it's worth reading

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A tad gay matey
Naughty

yeah its worth a read. some parts are great like bilbos birthday chapter, other parts like going from bree to rivendale were really fucking boring

>A tad gay matey
I don't like men though so it's ok

right what's your game sonshine?

then dont go? i dont understand why this is even a question. either you are a christian and believe in the teachings of the bible or you dont. so many 'christians' want to make exceptions for themselves, oh its not a BAD sin so i can just do it anyway and then ask for forgiveness, even if i know its a bad thing to do and will happily condem others to enternal damnation for the same or less.

Because I am not even sure if the Bible is true or not.

Is it worth reading if I've already seen the movies? I imagine it takes out a lot of the enjoyment since I know what's going to happen and all that
Definitely comfy lad, Murakami is my favourite author and i want to buy his latest book but don't want look like some incel reading 'Men Without Women' on the daily commute to work

BRITFEEL ANTI-AVATARFAG POLICE IS HERE
*BANG BANG BANG* KILLEM KILLEM
*CRRRAASSSHHH* YEAH KILLEM
*WHACK WHACK* ---- *CRUNCH*
FINISH THEM OFF
*GRAB* *WHIIIRRRR* *SPLAT*

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Commit sin then repent

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I like the first couple of Dune books but then the rest kinda went off.

then ur not a christian. if you were a christian you would have faith.

dunno about this wine malarkey lads might stick to fruit shoot

Stay patient and hope you meet a girl through Church or a Christian youth group. How would you explain sleeping with a prozzie to your wife to be?

add a splash of coke

drink the rest of the bottle lad

i think it is lad because theres lots of elements that were cut for the movie
christopher tolkien HATED the movies because they were too actiony and not focused on the books morals, JRR would probably hold the same opinion

Should stop caring about what others think of you, especially strangers
Just be a comfy lad, that's really all that matters

will do lad. ill report back l8r

good lad, good on you.

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you can be a christian without believing in the bible lad, today's bible is just the offical canon of a branch of Christianity that won out and managed to suppress other schools of thought

Is "floofy" hair another word for "wavy"?

on the subject of tolkien and lotr that fucker loves dragging descriptions of walking over hills for pages

Tbh most young Christian women have been through quite a few dicks by their early 20s.

>the offical canon
There are many versions mate

>ordered m&s vouchers for my mum
just want to do something nice for her

>young Christian women have been through quite a few dicks by their early 20s.
t.fedora virgin baitfag

the different versions like king james and stuff are translations, they don't remove or add whole new texts

What do you believe in if not the Bible? Everything is laid out for you and all you need to be a Christian is contained within it. The idea that your intuition could be more correct than a divinely inspired writer is absurd.

Other schools of thought weren't suppressed, they were just plain wrong. Teaching doctrine which could affect peoples' chances of salvation is immoral. Arianism, Pelagianism, Jansenism etc are all examples of heresy. Their views weren't based on sound scriptural evidence or there was enough evidence to counter their views that meant they were worth dismissing.

>the different versions like king james and stuff are translations
Of the catholic bible

>king james
Based.

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IT'S TIME TO BRING THE TROOPS HOME BROTHER

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first glass down lads feelin a bit grapey

Not true. Otherwise they aren't Christian.

>on exchange placement in Germany
>Desperately need haircut but barely speak German
>Too scared to go in in case they absolutely butcher my hair and ends up looking worse than it is nos

I miss the homeland lads

im not a christian so i dont believe in the bible at all.
the gospels are just philosophical interpretation
>Other schools of thought weren't suppressed, they were just plain wrong. Teaching doctrine which could affect peoples' chances of salvation is immoral. Arianism, Pelagianism, Jansenism etc are all examples of heresy. Their views weren't based on sound scriptural evidence or there was enough evidence to counter their views that meant they were worth dismissing.
this is a matter of opinion entirely, you can say this about any denomination
well yeah, im assuming user is CoE, im not saying he should switch over to be monophysite or something

>guy at work says my accent has a Yorkshire twang
>initially overjoyed
>after all, Yorkshire does contain 2 of the last 3 great cities of white Britain (Leeds and York)
>investigate further
>Bradford and Sheffield are also in Yorkshire
>fuck

what did he mean?

Can't imagine losing your virginity to some dirt cheap whore, lads. Even if you are desperate, it doesn't seem fulfilling at all.

>Leeds and York
>GREAT CITES OF WHITE BRITAIN

i lost my virginity to a riley steele pussy fleshlight

Print a picture of the kind of haircut you want

What's the third, Birmingham?

Newcastle, duh

True, but what if they try to make any sort of conversation

just ignore the dumb krauts. You'll never see them again on your life.

Learn how to say 'I dont speak German'

I don't say it about many denominations. Just the ones which teach views contrary to what's in the Bible, such as Mormons and Jehovas Witnesses. The Bible is open to interpretation but some views are objectively wrong. If your view on a part of scripture contradicts the teachings of Christ then it's wrong, simple as.

Arguments about the meaning of the Eucharist are acceptable and well within the bounds of Christianity. But Quakers claiming that a more individual interpretation of Christianity relying on how you feel about something instead of studying the Bible is ridiculous.

>Is "floofy" hair another word for "wavy"?
no. my friend has floofy hair. it's more curly than anything.

wine lad what you think?

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He means you sound like a paki.

theyre some very nice boobies

i spend so much time on chaturbate lately lad

'Bout time for dinner methinks, will be making an urgent request to Mummy.
Come wave and floof my hair and see what you think, friend

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Had six hotdogs and feel a bit sick now.

going to have a little coffee and sitdown.

really grows on you this one.

ahh need to do my bi monthly watch of the extended editions again.

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I used to go on there quite a bit and had a couple of girls I always used to go to. their schedules worked around eachother so I could always watch em. both had amazing boobs as well

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>'Bout time for dinner methinks, will be making an urgent request to Mummy.

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>after all, Yorkshire does contain 2 of the last 3 great cities of white Britain (Leeds and York)

this has to be satire at this point

jun is such a nonce it's unbelievable

dubtrack.fm/join/britfeel-lads
Where my radio lads at?

>making an urgent request to Mummy.
I miss thoes days. I have to feed myself now, I just threw a slice of processed cheese into sandwich, it tastes like depression

cool and thats all your interpretation influenced by your denomination
just like other denominations have their own interpretation

all you need to do to be a christian is believe in god and believe that god sent his son to earth

About to get bed fren, cya tonight

Sola fide is a view that is only held by certain denominations. That belief isn't universally accepted by Christians.

What's wrong with Leeds?

York is loved

Didn't get the job. Got one more still waiting to get back to me then I don't know what else to do.
I will move back home in September probably

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb7K75Jw4i8

Leeiscool1 buys a pair of Slazenger and a pair of Lonsdale. Classy as fook

that's the shite one

Leeds is pretty grim. York is very nice.