>finally get a gf
>she has a huge roastie vagina
>shes a normie and not aware of internet culture and doesnt think theres anything wrong with her vagina apparently
>sends me a vid of her masturbating where she literally turns her labia over like a page in a book then starts fingering.
No way can I find her sexually attractive now. I nearly threw up when she "turned" it. Its not fair. This is cruel and unusual punishment.
If this is actually true you can definitely not handle the memes.
The roastie meme is literally meme. Every girl's vagina is just different. I've fucked virgins with "roastie" vaginas and total sluts with perfect porn star pussies.
speaks the truth
You're just pathetic for watching too much porn
Hmmmm somebody else smelling some roastbeef suddenly?
The pasta's a little chewy but otherwise lovely.
Huge Roastie vegene, that's my fetish.
Pics or it didn't originationally happen
What's wrong with a little meat? Good to suck on as long as she is hygienic.
Suck on one of them lips n hum. You won't be able to get rid of her dawg.
>Women
>Hygienic
Pick one and only one
You've been conditioned to believe that all girls have perfect, coin slot innies until they ride the carousel.
this isn't true, obviously. Some grills have very big labia and it's normal.
Symmetry is king, though. women can just get a labioplasty for pretty cheap and all is well if they have confidence problems; not so much an easy out for guys with cut, or small dicks unfortunately.
just dump her and let another guy fuck her if it's such an issue, you're obviously not mature enough to hold onto a meaningful relationship at this time, and that's ok.
This goddamn retard can get a gf and I can't. The universe really is so cruel.
You've touched on something here. Let's flip the meme to "Has ur girl had labioplasty?" for these fools that think lips equals use. They will explode.
>I've fucked virgins with "roastie" vaginas
kek
thats what you get for getting a gf that everybody has read
Well that's just sexist.
Its ok fren, you will find a girl without a gross vagie one day.
Ew, enjoy your disgusting roast beef.
>sends me a vid of her masturbating
Literally who with any self-respect would do this?
You don't deserve her beautiful, flowing labia. End yourself nigger.