I'm bringing a body pillow to school. AMA

I admire your courage. Well done.
Also aren't you afraid you won't get beat up or that the daki will get dirty?

ill believe you once you post a pic of the daki
until then, saged

Took this in class. I can take with more people if you still don't believe

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will u ples b my bf u look cute

I won't get beat up, it's pretty normal to be a weaboo where I'm from and there's a lot of Asians. If it gets dirty it's pretty easy to clean so no problem there either

holy fucking shit
alright, now im interested
how did people react to it?
did you ever accidentally show the lewd side yet?

let me guess, nobody is in the room

Holy shit where do you live? And that loli daki better not have a lewd side.

Well shit, you actually did it. that gets some head pats

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That Kanna had better not be lewd, for your sake. That is both disgusting and illegal.

>That is both disgusting and illegal.
Not really, unless you're cucknadian

I got a lot of compliments actually. Most of them probably weren't serious, but I got a lot of "nice pillow"s and giggles. I haven't shown the lewd side, but I'm guessing I'd get gasps and maybe more giggles. My school is pretty chill tho

ero loli is illegal in america, we have precedence for it.

there's people, believe me. Besides i have to pass through the periods

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Why does american school look like a comfy prison for autists?

I would have actually liked school if shit was like that here

I live in California and it does have a lewd side, but I'm being careful to hide it

thank you user uwu

It is quite comfy if you know how to laugh at yourself. If not, you'd have just as bad a time.

absolutely terrible taste. there's a reason people hate weebs and you're the kind of people that cause it.

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What the fuck. Why aren't they bullying you?

why the fuck are you still in school, isn't it summer break?

Because I don't give people reasons to hate me. I make them laugh by doing this

They're laughing AT you user. It's called bullying.

>he school didnt usually end in the third week of June

Im tall and people tell me Im handsome
Also I have a big benis
But I hate niggers

Would I have been a chad in NA even if I have the tism?

Y tho? Why?

>it does have a lewd side
Can you show? Just a little peek?

That's basically me minus big benis. As long as you're funny, you'll have no trouble making friends

maybe it did, I hardly remember

It's not terribly lewd but I'd rather not show it around lel

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and?
does it hurt you so much?

lol
>origidigi

Honestly this. If I didn't want people to laugh, I wouldn't pull shit like this but it's funny. Maybe once you learn to laugh at yourself you'll see why people laughed at you in the past.

That is not true and only stupid people think so.

You've a good taste in canned drinks, user. Now I kinda want a Brisk, but nothing but water and Mountain Dee in the fridge. That guy in the background looks like the singer for a band I like.

Why are you bringing a body pillow to school?

Last day so why not? Besides, I think it's pretty funny and so do my peers.

did any girls talk to you about it

Brisk is pretty damn good and that's a fact. You should go to the store and get some. What band are you talking about?

That's a fact indeed. He reminds me of James Clayton, from Crywank.

What's it like having terminal autism?

Actually, yeah, more than guys. They were all compliments to either me or the pillow. It was pretty funny imo.

Pretty cozy desu. What are you doing on this board if you don't have the tism tho?

The Virgin Closeted Weeb VS The Chad Daki Carrier

good luck with your eventual necking

It's been to court in California and was found to be legal. I can't speak for any other states, though.

he's not actually autistic. If he was he'd be experiencing deep shame and embarrassment.

It has been nice knowing you, lad.

>Why is everyone on Jow Forums directing every loser to Jow Forums

>This is the top thread.
>People not telling OP to kys, actually being supportive

What fresh hell is this?

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I don't know user, but I don't mind at all. It's quite refreshing really.

You both faggots should kill yourselves.

I wish I was so brave as you

It's not hard as long as you can laugh at yourself and people are ok with you to begin with. Going to a large school also helps.

>Brave
>Grown man taking a pillow to college

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Lets see you do it then, faggot.

how many women do u think you'll get?

Already have one but have gotten a surprising amount of female attention. Don't ask me why, but I'm like 8/10 so that probably helps.

>Crywank
Bad taste

That isnt even ironic

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someone is screencapping this i hope

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im concerned oregano sauce

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Sauce for what?

What did they say specifically?

Originally on it.

bump oragami paper

Hey guys, OP here. School is over and nothing super interesting happened. Greentext?

yes please user i am super interested. Please go into detail

bumping for OP
original

Social retard detected

How to get beat up 101.

>Pic related, you.

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buuuuummmppp!
oragami

Ok, Greentext.

>Be me
>8/10 mexican
>Last day of school
>Bring body pillow
>Dad super disappointed in car before I leave for class
>Get out of car
>Short walk to class, awkward as fuck
>Reach front of school
>Friend there
>Thankfuck.gif
>Walk around campus returning books with the daki out
>Notice people taking pics and giggling
>Friend has actual diagnosed autism btw
>Telling all his friends to laugh at me because I have a fucking daki
>All of them say shit along the lines of "whatever" or "nice pillow"
>Feelsgoodman.txt
>Bell rings, walk to first (which is 5th because of finals)
>Be waiting outside of class
>Friend comes up and starts taking pics, telling me that he hates me
>Him & 2 others are giving me a hard time
>Laughter.wav
>Teacher comes up behind with her elementary school son (elementary is right next to high school and they started way later so he was with her for like an hour)
>"He's just an anime fan leave him alone"
>Friends shut up, I giggle
>Walk into class
>sit down
>Female friend comes, I'm in her "seat" (it wasn't a real class seat but it was comfy as fuck)
>Daki in lap
>"Hey guys wha---- what the fuck"
>Everyone at table laughs
>Sit down
>No final because teacher chill
>Go through class, nothing really happens
>Bell rings
>Leave class and walk towards lunch line
>Again kids taking pics and laughing
>Unphased.avi
>3 or 4 people compliment my pillow
>2 of them were girls
>Meet up with friends
>All laughing

Keep in mind that my friend group is pretty brutal, we all laugh at each other and it's fairly normal, no hard feelings.

cont

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>After that, ditch 6th because stupid
>Be in history teacher's room chillin
>Autistic friend comes in again
>Shows teacher lewd side
>Laugh.png
>Face turns beet red
>Tell friend to fuck off
>Go to sleep with daki in my arms lmao
>Wake up, bell rang
>Get out of class
>Go to English teacher, old guy but chill as hell
>Ask for pic, expecting a no
>Says yes
>wtf
>wtf
>wtf
>Take pic, friends taking it laughing, me laughing, teacher laughing
>Go to Spanish teacher and ask for pic
>Get rejected
>Whatever, dont have time, get picked up

Basically what happened all day.

Post pic of me and English teacher?

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Why do you punish yourself?

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pics or it didn't happen
oregano from oregon

Post it. I want to cringe.

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>Female friend
you don't belong here

>3 or 4 people compliment my pillow
>2 of them were girls
WHAT DID THEY SAY

This can only end well desu. Please update us user.

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They don't think it's funny in the same sense you do. They are laughing at your expense. Nobody thinks you're cool or quirky or interesting. They think you're a freak.

>so what do I care?
Cool. You don't have to, that's even a good thing. But just know that you're being bullied wether or not you're aware of it.

Its not really bullying if you enjoy the attention.

I mean it is. You just enjoy being made fun of I guess.

Bullying implies some sprt of physical or emotional harm. Thats like saying BDSM is the same as rape

What a fucking chad holyshit
I envy you

Had to edit faces but got held up. Here's the pic

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i can see his disappointment even with the censoring

>all these people giving this weeb highschoolfag attention instead of telling him to fuck off

This is nothing quirky or new. This happens/will happen every year now. Some fucking normie brings a body pillow and is immune to criticism or stacey's "ewwww!" because he's moderately attractive to chad tier. Go back to discord with your "epic for le win mad lad" shit.

One of them said "I like your pillow", and the other said "my friend likes your pillow where'd you get it" and we had a short, highly autistic conversation which led to nothing.

nice 1 user

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> having a friend to take your picture
Must be nice Norman

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