Bad date Thread

It's hard to find a decent girl.
Have you ever been on a bad date?

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I see nothing wrong with middle right girl. Openly a nerd, plays an instrument, loves ren faires. sign me up.

Medieval dressed girl is wife tier, this s.o.yboy is too gay ti realize

honestly Joseph seems kind of like a judgmental prick
Most of these women are trash but so is he

It's a genderbent version of an original, where it's a girl going on dates with guy versions of them all and she's judgemental.

>nicely dressed, trim, stylish, good taste
All he asks is for a woman who meets these standards who won't fucking mooch off of him

Dont use dating apps
My worst date I ever had was because of tinder

>went on tinder date
>she looked like a solid 6/10 on her pics, was kind
>traveled 60km by train to see her
>girl is fucking weird as fuck
>hangs around with people who look mentally retarded, weird hobby's such as folklore dance or some shit
>was actually a 3/10 because she had crooked teeth (probably the reason she never smiled on her tinder pictures)
>go home, never text her again
Tinder is a meme

Christ people are so buttmad. Every single one of these are still "funny" except for the last one

This is an edited comic where he was a non medival dressed man originally and the "soiboi" was a girl. It's meant to show the double standard. Good to know you don't know shit about shit and just project whatever meme is currently balls deep in your brain onto the things you see.

All the girls on the right look QT, and this "Joseph" faggot is lucky to be dating any of the girls in this comic

He should apologise for not knowing the deep lore behind the edited comic.

Even the fucking granny, m8?
Would you fuck a granny?

Found the original and it isn't much better

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>Have you ever been on a ...date?

No

I could tell by the art style and by the subject matter desu

Fembot here
What's wrong with the third and last one? Never been on a date, but they don't seem so bad.

3 is supposed to be a tight-ass who'd be too harsh and judgmental, 6 is making her pay for their date when it's traditionally either ducth or the man pays.

Three is daddy af

This is of course the same comic where she gets suicidally depressed whenever she sees children and other women having babies, but then bashes and hates men.

Only ever been on 1 date my entire life
>Be Me
>Girl wishes me Happy Birthday on my Birthday
>Sends a really heartfelt message and talks what she likes about me
>109 kg 168 cm me thinks ma college mates are playing a joke on me
>Still a nagging feeling it might be real
>Say thanks and wait for reply
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>No reply. Things move on
>Next year starts. New year day
>Dream about childhood crush
>Wake up really sad thinking I'll die alone
>Decide that its been 9 years since I last saw her
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>Think about the girl
>Its been an year almost. Maybe she still remembers
>Collect courage for 20 days
>Drop a text "I like you. Wanna go out with me"
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>Says yes
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>Settles on a date day and time
>Pick her Up
>Date goes fricking amazing
>Can tell she's into me. She's buying what I'm selling
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>Chat day and night with her
>One day she stops messaging and leaves me on seen for 3 days
>"user I think I love Chad. You are too clingy. Chad has rejected me once but I think I'll go to him again. I cut myself over him and tried suicide but I think I'll give him my ass"
>mfw I realise I will die alone in this world

Why are girls like this. She was an almost Fembot. 5/10 by r9k standards. Why she wants to be used and thrown away by chad

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>not liking the middle right girl

the person who made this comic has garbage taste

>went out with a guy from OkCupid
>was cute and obviously a normie but met up with him anyways
>spent the whole time bragging about how he was a part of Occupy Wall Street and about how many people he knows "in the scene"
>went on two smoke breaks in under 20 minutes
>left when he got up to go on a third and he seemed shocked
>texted me later and shamed me for being a virgin and asked if I wanted to fuck or not
>called me childish when I said no
I bet Chad was as disgusted with me as I was with him looking back

No, because I've never been on any dates.

I mean he doesn't look like he'd be judgmental and all to me - he just looks like an older guy, maybe been divorced.

>only ever been on 1 date my entire life
this, and she brought her fat friend for some reason

The coffee cup means he's a teetotaler and it also looks like he doesn't like her very much at all.

> her fat friend
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I dunno, he just looks kinda sad and nervous. And why do people assume alcohol abstinence makes people condescending?

I think the guy is supposed to be dull and uninteresting. There's many people that think no alcohol = boring.

what is this trash comic?

In the context of "these are dates that sucked" the character here is most likely like those bad stereotypes, but then a lot of guys are initially more stoic when nervous so I don't think it's too bad honestly.