Are any of you faggots interested in improving your condition? Hop on in

I am on the weight loss grind

I am a fatass now and I don't like it, major beer gut. 2 meals per day no alcohol I should shed the pounds pretty fast.

I can't stop, there are no girls around to fuck.

>I've gone years without orgasm
Why? How old are you?

Another reason I'm here right now is because i used to be an incel stuck on this board with no hope, and i have some sort of affection or empathy for helping you faggots. This would be a lot easier in person

Matter of fact get the fuck out of this thread if you don't want to be positive or helpful in any way

So what if it doesn't work for you? It has for many others, and instills some self discipline regardless

What a lot of us need is social interaction. Humans are influential creatures for a reason. We are tribal. We need community structure. We balance off of eachother

>Why? How old are you?
33. Because I wasn't dating anyone at the time and I'm not going to waste my time thinking about sex when I'm not in a position to have it. Contrary to what these dumbfucks would have you believe, celibacy has nothing to do with resisting your sexual urges via sheer willpower and everything to do with having the mental control to avoid sexual thoughts. It is literally impossible to become aroused unless you have some sexual thought beforehand. Avoid the thoughts and you avoid arousal and it becomes one less thing to worry about and waste time over. Anyone who disagrees is a brainlet who has so little control over their own thoughts that they're not even capable of realizing what they're thinking about.

Regardless, you don't get magic vibration super powers just because you don't jerk off for some arbitrary amount of time. Nofap is one of the most retarded movement I've ever seen and I'm continually amazed with the sort of absurd shit these idiots attribute to their lack of masturbation.

>So what if it doesn't work for you? It has for many others
Oh yeah you got me, guess I just don't have the right genetics to be able to get mutant powers from retaining semen for a couple weeks. Plz don't bully, I'm just really sad that nofap didn't give me telekinetic powers like it did for you.

This
Nofap is only good if you're doing it for the right reasons
Go outside and talk to people anons. Maybe the normies will hate you, ignore them, find a crowd that likes you

>Regardless, you don't get magic vibration super powers just because you don't jerk off for some arbitrary amount of time

I'll give ya that yes, but i'll be damned if you dont stand up straighter and talk better with more efficient testosterone receptors, otherwise you're just not trying

He gets it

You dont need chad, and chad is most likely an arrogant fuck. If you try to force a relationship woth many "chad"s, you will be used. Find some down to earth people, but don't be hanging around gits with no drive in live. Surround yourself with either people with goals or people who you are capable of influencing to create something out of themselves

Ever seen the wolf of wall st? Stupid example i know but you should be acting like jordan fucking belfort

So fucking stupid. I guess we're at that point we reach in every nofap thread where the claims get so absurd that I'm forced to ask for the proof we both know doesn't exist.

>stand up straighter and talk better with more efficient testosterone receptors
Please post even one study showing that refraining from masturbation improves even one of the following:
>posture
>eloquence
>"testosterone receptor" efficiency
If the effects are this big and this obvious then surely they've been studied at least once in human history, right? This isn't all a dumb meme started by religious fanatics and perpetuated by redditors who don't understand the placebo effect, right?

>Please post a study proving speech eloquence and posture improvement

God you're a faggot. I regret even posting here

Oh look, nofap is once again outed as being based purely on the anecdotes of a bunch of betas. What a shock.

It effects the body's utilization of test

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>Decrease in androgen receptors
researchgate.net/profile/Alonso_Fernandez-Guasti/publication/6536830_Relationship_between_sexual_satiety_and_brain_androgen_receptors/links/54b6c2970cf2e68eb27f0321.pdf
>increase in estrogen levels
sharp increase in estrogen receptors follows as well

Fuck second link my bad
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17239879

>trying this hard to justify your porn addiction

>brazilian rat studies
Come on little buddy, you can do better than this.

excellent argument. Go jerk off some more then fuck if you don't wanna help yourself

You also glazed over the .gov study. You guys are arguing against your own well being

Any of you ever been in a fight? You regain your ability to stand your ground on nofap. You are able to push them off you and keep above water.

Floyd maywheather, mike tyson, and cassius clay have attested to it. Yes street fighting and gym boxing yada yada but the concept is still the same

Reminder that the best possible help you can give yourself is suicide. It solves all current and future problems

I asked for proof of your claims and your "proof" was
>w-well, something kinda similar happens when you repeatedly masturbate rats so the same thing must happen to humans...probably..."
Already told you that I've gone years without orgasm when I didn't have a girl around. This isn't about whether I can do this very simple thing we're discussing; it's about whether you have any basis for the absurd claims you keep making or if you're just spouting complete bullshit.

I didn't "glaze over" it. I ignored it because it has nothing to do with any of the claims made in this thread or with any of the specific things I asked for proof of. At no point did anyone in this thread claim that nofap would increase ERalpha density nor did I ask for proof of such so why the fuck would I address your little shifting goalposts? And in any case, this study is also another study of fucking rats and despite what you may think, rats are not perfect human analogs and I will continue to call bullshit on all your nofap claims until you can show me a study done on humans that offers proof of even one of them.

>l I should shed the pounds pretty fast.
Just watch the cals and do some moderate exercise.
When I lost a bunch of weight I was walking to classes 4 days a week 2.7 miles to and back so like~5 miles a day in two hours total (going and coming back, not the time spent at class)

Shit works for me man, and some of my close acquantances. I'm not a bible belt christian by no means either. maybe it will continue to work for someone i happen to introduce it to

yeah but it erases and future fun and good shit you could have

Solves the problem as much as alcohol solves depression. You can kill yourself, but your problems never got solved, and if this doesn't matter to you anyway then why are you here?

I can't really be bothered to do any more research on it, and besides, if it worked for me so well that i am trying to push others towards it, is there really a problem with that? What are you gonna miss out on? Being alone stroking your cock to alexis texas?

Oh boy I can't wait to wageslave in debt until I die. Sounds like a blast.

>Thread about improving your condition
>Posted advice about how to improve your condition

go do it then faggot. Make the world a better place. I'm not here for sympathy i came here to get some shit going, maybe inspire someone that needs it

>asked for proof
>posts rat studies
>gets called out on posting rat studies
>"w-well whatever, i've got all the anecdotal evidence i need to know that nofap works"
>pretends i'm asking for proof because i'm some kind of masturbation addict despite having reminded him in nearly every one of my posts that i've easily gone years without masturbating in the past
Seriously though, I really do enjoy it when I can corner some nofap retard in one of these threads, catch him making absurd and bizarre claims like
>nofap will give you telekinetic powers and let you control metal with vibrational energy while improving your posture and boosting your testosterone
and force him to admit that it's complete nonsense that he pulled out of his ass.

>can't really be bothered to do any more research on it
sounds like you didnt do any in the first place

I said that you arent missing out on anything by trying nofap, not that you masturbate u illiterate fuck

thats a knee slapper there i tell you what

When did I give anyone sympathy? I'm hoping to inspire people too. There is no point in living. You just struggle until you die. It's better to just speed it up.

Maybe i misinterpreted what you said, but I don't see how killing yourself helps anything. You can either enjoy life or die and never have the chance to enjoy anything. I don't know if you believe in the herafter or not, but you will surely look back at your time here on earth as a short span, so why not give it your best shot? I'm not the best with words but fuck man we gotta get above water here

I get that life seems like you are 50 feet from the surface and sinking sometimes, but when you appriach death the only thing that will remain from the pain is the experience you gained as a result, and how you took that to utility.

This hopeless shit just can't work anymore

> This hopeless shit just can't work anymore
I know it doesn't work that's why I'm killing myself.

I don't believe in the afterlife I just believe that nothing is better than what ever the future holds for me

It doesn't, you will be reborn elsewhere in a worse situation

Believe me, almost every one wants to put a bullet in their head at some point. Sometimes you just need a change. Sometimes it literally isnt your fault. Sometimes the people around you are driving you out of bounds. Find some people conducive to your productivity habits. Drink more water.

surely theres something you have a drive to do? Find that and do it. If you really don't fear death than what is it you fear about life that is holding you back?

Even if that's true at least I won't be me.

Nothing I actively try to die. I smoke and drink as much as my budget allows, I speed everywhere and don't wear my seatbelt, I'm 180 pounds overweight and still gaining weight, and I spend all my free time sitting in the dark playing games and drinking booze. I'm just too pussy to end it all at once.

I doubt that. Reincarnation is a meme

what are you on about
reality sucks and is nothing but pain and suffering and bad things

even playing mmos is less cancerous than posting here 24/7, I am glad I made the switch, now I only post here before bedtime.

I'm already doing that. Can't study at my desk tonight because train noise makes my ear hurt after this morning's vehicle noise got it inflamed.