Would you become a werewolf if given the chance Jow Forums?

Lets say you get bitten by a huge, strange dog during a full moon and start to act funny. You go back to your house/apartment/moms basement and you black out and wake up again in your bed with bloody paw prints leading back to your bed, and on the news a person slaughtered by a wild animal in your local town. You clean up the pawprints bewildered. Your nice old lady neighbor catches you on your way to work and summons you into her house. She informs you she is a witch of sorts and saw you stumble into your home with that bloody bite, informs you that you are a werewolf and only have a month before the curse is set, and she hands you a list of ingredients to make a brew to cure the curse. Do you make and drink it?

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Do I get any other cool powers in my human form? Like better senses and whatnot?

if it's the kind of werewolf where i just black out and murder people...duh? it's just a huge liability

sounds terrible. i would make a shitty mess and break things every time there is a full moon and eventually i'd get killed, or worse captured and tortured with countless experiments to determine what i have
but if i could completely control it then yeah

>if it's the kind of werewolf where i just black out and murder people

No, if you black out and don't know what you did that's and unawarewolf.

I would rather become a vampire.

that's funny
original

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Why the fuck not. Might be fun. After all a cure means drug and drug means side effects and side effects mean either pain, death, or one hell a trip

This.
ORIGINALLY OF COURSE, R9K. YOU GIT.

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I see op thinks there are not enough posters on /x/

Meh, if I get special abilities irl whats a day of the month to me, why the fuck not. If no super senses and agility/speed, probably not, like one guy said its a liability

Yeah, I guess if you become one there should be bennies to outweigh the negatives. You get great senses and heightened abilities while not tearing shit up.

>Once a month camping trip hunting roos and a farmers sheep and cattle
>In exchange for enhanced physical abilities like strength, stamina, reaction time, hearing, smell, sight, faster healing, long life, etc

Honestly this is only a bad thing if your disease can be transmitted with saliva which would mean you need to abstain from kissing, sex etc.

Probably not, op. I'm not that degenerate.

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>spread your curse to a qt intentionally but pretend it an accident
>whoopsie but youre stuck with me now XD silly me
Guaranteed qt for life

Fuck yea I would. You're gay if you wouldn't want to be some awesome monster a few times a month.

I dont get it. Can you explain it?

Unironically this. Like in masquerade.

This, being a vampire sounds fun. Imagine all the goth poon you'd slay

Of course I drink the fucking brew. Also, since werewolves apparently exist IRL, I'm investing in silver bullets, mistletoe, wolfsbane, and whatever the fuck else kills werewolves, and I'm offing the anons ITT who are psycho enough to want to be mutant wolf-monsters. There has to be some kind of werewolf slayer society, and I want in if these fuckers just made me murder someone.

t. hunter on his vigil

I'm coming for you fucks, too. Anybody who would actually become a vampire is nuts and needs to go down. And fuck that bullshit about a stake to the heart, I'm 99% sure the chunky salsa rule applies to vampires and werewolves.

>Normie vampire
>Everyone is 10/10s
>Everyone has a cool aesthetic
>Fancy mansion with state of the art security system
>Own blood banks for fresh blood, feeds on 10/10s imported from Russia etc

>Robot vampire
>Nosferatu looking user
>Wears rags stolen from homeless people
>Living alone in cave/basement/sewer
>Feeding on animals and dirty junkies/homeless people

Yes I wanna be a warewolf not much else to do

>Be me
>Vampire
>Hungry as fuck
>Go to girl's place
>Stand awkwardly at the front door
>"Uh, user aren't you coming in?"
>"Oh... You see you have to invite me in."
>"Alright, Well come on in"
>Rush inside
>Can tell she's been cooking
>The smell pierces my nose, start to feel sick.
>"What exactly are you making?"
>Garlic chicken parmesan! Want some?" She says then holds the plate up to my face
>"NO! I mean, I'm okay. I ate before I got here."
>as she's eating I get the perfect opportunity and announce I have to use the bathroom
>Lunge right for her neck, but hit the wrong vein
>Blood starts spewing everywhere.
>"what are you doing... Wait, don't tell me, this is your first time... PFFTTAHAHAHA"
>I burst into a bat and fly away crying.

That reminds me of that JTHM comic where this goth girl desperately wanted to be a vampire and she gets turned into a Noseferatu vampire

Vampires are gay, they have orgies and sometime men fuck eachothers

If you guys haven't seen this yet, I'd recommend it.

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>be werewolf
>smell your killing stache from outside your house
>get a bunch of werewolf buddies together
>wear #lupinelivesmatter shirt and protest outside your house

This, but only if I get to look like Kain.

Even though it would be astounding to be a big werewolf, I highly doubt it would be beneficial in the current area. Here's one of the reasons why.
>be me
>chilling on the couch
>notice the moon rising up from the clouds
>it's a full moon
>fuckyes.png
>can already feel my body transform
>it's painful, but worth it
>suddenly I'm a 10 foot tall monster
>excitedly go outside and howl at the moon
>neighborhood is frightened
>kinda hungry though
>decide to sink my fangs in some human flesh
>walk up to old looking house
>only one guy lives there
>climb up to his bathroom window with my increased stamina and physical abilities
>move to his bedroom
>I burst in and roar
>instantregret.howl
>he sits behind his computer inside an animal costume
>he's jacking it to anthropomorphic wolves
>posters of bare wolves, collars, and a pillow what appears to be a giant paw scattered around in his room
>mfw my victim was a complete furry
>he looks at me in that disgusting, cumstained suit of his
>makes the most excited squeaking noise I've heard in all my life
>ohhellno.mp3
>right before I wanted to run away, he grabs me
>locks the door and puts a collar on me
>turns out he's a massive dom
>turns out he always wanted to bang a werewolf
>I growled and tried to bite him but he put a muzzle on me
>pushed him over and tore down the collar I've worn
>jumped out of the window, crying and howling
>decide to just settle with a sheep
>next day
>spent most of the morning in the shower washing away the blood, my tears, and my shame
>bit of stomach cramps from eating the sheep
>potion tasted funny
Being a werewolf was fun, they said.

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This isn't like my vampire loli fantasies...

era* Damnit.

Its kinda sad you could apply this template to a lot of things, werewolf or not

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What if I let the werewolf knot me?

No I'm not going to join you or your furry friends Carl

I really like this painting. Any others like it?

A sheepdog defending his sheep from a looming threat. Its got great atmosphere.

Un-a-werewolf. Unawarewolf. It's a pun.