Fembots post

I fit all of those, but I'm guessing you're European. That's too bad.

What a kind soul you are aswell user

>Black
>Tall
>6'2"
>Otter mode
>Smells good
>Smart
>Cold with others, kind with me
>Kind of a jerk
>Wealthy
This is my ideal too bad I'll never get him
>TFW no guy like this likes pale tomboys

nope in the US just used to using metric

Actually no guy like this even exists. Maybe a handful do exist due to statistical probability, but you'll never meet one in person.

>he wants to meet me
>he's not a pussy who won't leave his mommy's house
>he acts like an adult instead of a near 30 manchild

>black
>smart

Pick one dumb roastie

My ideal female (since fembots don't exist):
Kind
Loyal
Loves me for who I am
Dominant

my ideal female
lives for me and only me
after dating me for a year will kill me and completely destroy my body and then kill herself
rate my gurl

easy, hmu

I can do all of those but I don't have much money saved up to meet someone, a few thousand at most. I can leave mommy's house but trying to find a job cross country and getting everything setup is fucking anxiety inducing.

>be Holden Caulfield
Never ever, goddamnit.

i'll meet you and I live in a house I bought myself.

Describe yourself then, including weight, height, interests, and stuff you mentioned in your ideals.

>Dominant
Glug glug glug how's the s. o. y. boy?

>> Loyal
>> Dominant
nah

You'll stay in the closet while Tyron ram her ass hard for you.

ideal female
>cute
>loyal
>smart/interesting
>submissive, probably posts anime
>loyal
>pale
>dark hair
>loyal
>various interests, regardless of participation in them
>not be messy

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It doesn't cost a lot to meet someone unless you plan on doing a lot of tourist things when you meet. It's good that you would at least consider it. I would never ask someone to move to my location. If we hit if off I'd move closer to you.

You're miles ahead of the other robots. What are your lowest standards in a gf?

we could start with affectionate, honest, and not physically disabled.

ideal woman
>5'4
>looks almost identical to me but shorter
>virgin
>must be catholic (darkies and proddys need not apply)

My ideal female
>Latina
>not fat
>irreligious
>not strict about gender roles
>sexually versatile
>feminine looks, tomboy personality
>average IQ or more
>doesnt have to be a virgin
>if she has political views she has to be centrist

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I squat and deadlift 4 plates. Onions isn't flowing through me, champ.
Im more of a switch but prefer gfd. I can dominate someone if they want, I just don't want to do it.

>tfw 176 cm
I was so close bros

>squats and deads are the same

you would be bottom heavy, wouldn't you

I actually hit every single one of your bullet points. That said, you're unlikely to be nearby and I might not like you but no harm in saying hi to see.

posted how can i get in touch with you learn more?

Yeah, because I'm a former fatty and my calves and are monstrous. I doubt you can even squat 1rm3pl8 tho. You are the s.o.y.boy. git gud.

gf
>sleepy
>qt paleskin gf
>high iq
>interested in psychedelics
>skinny qt paleskin gf
>is a qt gf
>not a junkie
>loves me

is too much to ask for? :'-(

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>former fatty bragging about his squats

bitch you squatted 4pl8 every time you stood up lmao, don't @ me ever again

I am all of those apart from undeweight. I'm average weight. (for my country, probably underweight in 'Murika)

Keep in mind, this is ideal, not necessary
>White
>5'9"
>skelly to ottermode body
>dark hair, dark eyes, pale skin
> smart
>funny
>kind of edgy
>honest
>good in bed
>18-19 years old
>in college
>nearby
>willing to date me

>s.o.y.boi jelly that he can't max 3pl8
You were the faggot claiming that I was castrated, where'd the shit talk go, s.o.y.boy? What's your bench?

This thread is just guys posting the opposite of what most guys on this site want.

i am almost 5'1 and 115 lbs
a virgin, my major is mathematics
my interests are pretty boring, i just bake and sew a lot, I often make dolls/my own clothing, I like messing with chemicals and I have a garden I enjoy tending to

My bench was more than your bw a year ago. It's at 3 plates now due to injury.

Don't @ me again.

Don't larp at me again, user. You're not a fucking NFL quarterback.

>Muscular
>Long hair
>good at cuddling
>dominant in bed, caring in everyday life
pic related

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You're right, I'm not.

Still strong af tho

My ideal male is one that takes pride in his work and loves himself just as much. Instead of loving his work and taking pride in himself.
As for a partner, I don't have an ideal. around 5'4-5'6 I guess

This is me, except for the height.
But, despite that, you don't want me because...
...I'm also all she hates

>white or native american
>male with functioning dick
>clean shaven
>not fat or anorexic
>switch in bed
>a manwhore because thats my fetish
i know im asking for the whole lot here

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>not fat
welp i lose

>a manwhore because thats my fetish
Are you a female cuck?

what? how tall are you?

I fit all these requirements. Do you live in America? You can make that ideal a reality.

maybe a lil bit
no, cuckland (guess where). I dont really want to contact anyone because I ghost others easily

Pic related is my 10/10

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It doesn't matter if you ghost me if you have nice tits user, that's the only reason I'd add you to begin with.

~170cm but I don't give much of a fuck about it. I know higher is better, but I've never seen my height as a problem.
This () gal gets it. Being stuck at a stationary life is the big deal. That's what really distinguish a robot from a damaged normie: being incapable of pushing themselves into something new.

Where in the US do you live, specifically what state?

This sounds like a larp or like you are trying to manipulate people for (You)s. Don't fall for it, bots.

It's not a LARP if it's on the internet.

Ideal guy with traits ordered by importance

- Black (I only date black guys. Unless he's wealthy)
- 8"+ long cock with good girth (a big cock is an absolute must. I'm a size queen. but not too big. I'm goldicocks. I want em just right)
- good in bed (sexual chemistry is a must-have)
- handsome
- six-pack
- muscles (not too much)
- broad shoulders
- 6'2"
- wealthy/spoils me
- romantic
- fun
- faithful
- smart

No guy is going to meet EVERY box on my checklist. Who I date/sleep with depends on
- whether I am horny that night
- whether better options are available or not at that time

I have a "boyfriend" who is
- black
- 9" long cock. girthy as well.
- great in bed
- handsome
- six-pack
- some muscles
- broad shoulders
- 6'2"
- romantic
- fun

but he's a broke ass nigga, dumb and cheats on me. But he meets all my top criteria and then some so I can't complain. Chads and Tyrones tend to have a lot of options. I would rather have sex with a guy that turns me on and sexually satisfies me than have sex with a guy I'm not attracted to and doesn't please me sexually.

With birth control, abortion, women in the workplace, pap smears and the odds of getting HIV from heterosexual sex
being very low, there is literally no point in women choosing to have sex with a beta provider over a Chad/Tyrone.

>Latina
Racemixing fag

Wow, you must be pretty desperate for attention to write all of this out, larper

Yep, this ones coming in.

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good job giving it attention

Not racemixing, im mexican

Fuckin bean nigger

It as an ideal. Do not take what is written stringently.
Minnesota.
I am not larping.

I have a long checklist. What can I say? All women do. Women want the best they can get. I give priority to guys who are hot and good in bed over guys who are wealthy and sweet. And women can have it all if they are willing to get it from multiple places. Like having a boyfriend/husband that meets your material needs and wants and a lover on the side that meets your sexual and romantic needs.

>Minnesota
That's quite a shame, that's really far away from here.
Funnily enough though, I was actually born there.

>It as an ideal. Do not take what is written stringently.
Well, let's add that my weight is slightly lower than yours (yeah... *that* skinny) and I'm a 25 years old european student.

I am open to meeting and if I were to click with a girl looking for a boyfriend, I would plan to meet quickly, depending on distance. I live alone and I am fairly certain I act like an adult (at least my goals and positions are consistent with that, and nobody has told me otherwise).
Do you want to add each other?

Exact same as you. Hug me bro.

>probably not funny
>too old
>probably not nearby
Close enough I guess. Where can I find people like you in real life?

What state are you in, user?
That is pretty cute.

>tfw no girls EVER prefer chubby dudes over ripped dudes
i would change but then I have to find something new to blame it on.

Ideal Female:
-Catholic
-White
-Of Mediterranean Heritage
-IQ of 100+
-of decent stature
-NEET
-Likes Anime
-Submissive
-Wants lots of children
-actually likes me

ROFL Go back to soc you fucking queer.

I check most of those but I dont talk to roasties irl so go find an oven and role play bernie sanders you fucking fat kike roastie..

>Centrist
>Not white or asian
>Not strict about gender
>tomboy
kys

Mexicans are bigger fags than fags

>virgin
>likes wakandan women
>decentralist
>high-functioning alcoholic
>uses cutesy bullying as a love language
>would go to things like le guess who with me
>dislikes urban life
>likes psychs
>wants to turn our home into a sanctuary together
>wants to follow in the footsteps of anal cunt/the gerogerigegege/etc and create the next great shitpost-core band with me
>thrifty

don't call me cute. you're the cute.

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My ideal female:
>lives in montreal
>wants a boyfriend
tfw no montreal fembot gf ;_;

>tfw the only thing I don't meet on this list is being sexually/emotionally dominate
so close but so far

>Quebecer
lmao gay

At least not a native quebcer. Now THOSE are gay.

>immigrant quebecer
you fucking hatian queer

You never want kids right?

I'm pure white my dude. There are barely any nigger in quebec anyway, let alone haitians. Sikhs, poos and muds are the problem.

Lmao you're in the wrong parts of Montreal my nigga, my buddies always talk about Hatians and Jews

"Black" neuroengineer here.
Lol at this triggered racist pos

that is a pretty lewd photo user.

All I want is a hapa bf. Is that too much to ask for?

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>average looking
>nice to me and others
>likes to play video games and watch movies
>good at communicating

but im a female incel so gonna die alone.

Then they're in the wrong parts of montreal. There are none on either side of the mountain (north-south), nor in NDG or CDN.

no such thing as a female incel fuck off

Post your discord. Bonus points if you post proof you're in fact female.
Your first problem is that nobody believes you because it's a 'too good to be true' situation.