Tfw no gf

>tfw no gf
>still a virgin
>44 years old

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>tfw dont even know what a girl is
>literally never touched my own penis
>87 years old

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woah
just kill yourself dude

44 and still salty about being khv? I'm 25 and I stopped caring long ago, porn and a Fleshlight is enough to me

Just fuck women, they are different species to me.

NORMIES GET OUT ORIGINALLY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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That's actually an accomplishment.

It doesn't get better with age, it gets worse you moron. The only reason you're coping - and that's all your so-called conviction is - is because you're still a youngster, relatively speaking.

Why does everything remind me of Stella?

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If you're so fucking desperate then fuck a damn hooker you moron, suffering for 30 years of your life, you're probably still waiting till some girl approaches you, how pathetic.

That solves nothing. A whore can only offer a whole, nothing else.

what happened to bill, man

Whats my future like, pops?

Well user? What's your story? What happened in your life. I'm interested.

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My mother is older than you by a year.

>44 years old
>still using reee and normies
>frog posting
>44
>44 btw

If you turn into a wizard at 30, what do you become at 40?

Exactly this. I didn't care until suddenly I woke up one day in near-desperation. I have not been able to either kill the desperation or otherwise get better. It's killing me.

Grand wizard originaly

This situation calls for masturbation!

When this robot reaches 50, will he just be the headmaster of the mages guild?

It gets even worse with masturbation.

Are the wizard powers worth it?
>original post

Yeah he will be unstoppable

You need a damn Netflix show my nigga

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You are suppossed to kys when you reach 35.

Nothing to be ashamed of lad, Tesla, Newton etc did even better. do you get your special wizard powers soon?

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oh shit, i have two months

>who cares if you are losing every game. You can just buy the trophy.
There are people who unironically this retarded

It never has and never will have anything to do with virginity.

how do you stay a virgin? honestly ur too great for r9k you wizard.

Then git gud kid