Who would've won in a fistfight?

Stalin fucked up his arm as a kid so I’d say Hitler

Hitler not because I think he would win but because I'm racist and I like him better

This is gonna sound lame, but Hitler was almost too civilized to win in an fistfight. I mean he was a painter who wrote poetry for fuck sake. His talents were elsewhere.

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>was literal grunt in ww1

>fought in a war
Top kek

Wasn't he a messenger for the most part? I don't know much about his ww1 history desu.

Hitler was tweaking 24/7, would place money on him cracking stalins goofy skull

oh shit i thought he was 6'0
but yeah stalin would still win as he weights more

you mean he almost died in ww1
he was a failure at everything; soldier, painter; poet; ruler

Hitler was a cripple (leg) but was drugged up
Stalin was very unhealthy

I think adolf takes it

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Hitler bois making up shit from their asses as expected

hmm who could have done this

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Shapiro's sister's Khazar milkers brings all the goys to the yard

Stalin was a criminal that spent his youth robbing trains and banks, so he is more of a thug, and knows how to dirty fight and street fight.
Hitler was a civilized painter who naively and patriotically enlisted to war, got injured multiple times, and never had to fight mano a mano in his life.
But i still think Hitler would win because he had pure rage like a volcano in his heart, Stalin became a fat pig after he gained power, and died of a heart attack (lol).

>underage phone poster making another nazi vs. commie thread
Cringy shit OP

Agreed, the only one truly correct post in this thread.

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hitler
>signed up as a volunteer as soon as the war broke out
>fought on the western front for the entire duration of the war
>was injured multiple times by artillery shells and gas attacks, always recovered
>described the war as "the greatest of all experiences", and was praised by his commanding officers for his bravery
>was awarded the iron cross first class, a very rare decoration for an enlisted soldier like him

stalin
>was conscripted by the russian army but ruled unfit for military service due to his crippled arm
>stabbed his country in the back during wartime by participating in revolutionary activity

stalin was a traitorous coward like all commies, and a cripple on top of that
hitler would wipe the floor with him, no contest

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Stalin was killed by Khrushchev

>In adulthood, Stalin measured 5 feet 4 inches (1.63 m) tall.[689] To give the impression that he was taller, he wore stacked shoes,[690] and stood on a small wooden platform during parades.

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Hitler is a stereotypical bottom twink, kind of crazy he was able to command Nazi Chads.

how will commies ever recover?

>During his youth, Stalin usually wore a red satin shirt, grey coat, and red fedora.
>His mustached face was pock-marked from smallpox during childhood. He was born with a webbed left foot, and his left arm had been permanently injured in childhood which left it shorter than his right and lacking in flexibility,[691] which was probably the result of being hit, at the age of 12, by a horse-drawn carriage.

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T. Butthurt Kike

Virgin Manlet Stalin BTFO by Chad Hitler

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Hitler never actually fought people in the war.
Stalin did however rob several banks.
Fair to say Stalin probably had way more experience fighting people than Hitler. Stalin would've won

>believing Hitler's soldier past

Dumbass, Hitler was a jewish implant (pretty much an actor) that gave them a valid reason to create the state of Israel and fuck over Germany's gold reserves by moving it all to their new state. Hence the whole faking the Holocaust.

>that pic
Literally my story, and it was the best thing that ever happened to me. Got rejected hard by a 5/10 and went down the road of self improvement until I was too good for girls better than her

>Hitler was a jewish implant
This is literally the oldest /leftypol/ demoralization tactic. Post the infographic next time kek

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Sup jewish shill. Nice projection, but why would a jew say that the Holocaust was faked, it's by far the one thing they hold most closely to their heart and the sole reason why Israel was created despite having been forbidden for all of past history since it has been written to forbid it in the Bible.

I don't see much difference in physique other than Hitler being 3 inches taller than Stalin. Hitler would obviously have a reach advantage, but I think he would have more conviction to win than Stalin, since Stalin's whole goal was literally just conquest.

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Hitler, nigga was jacked.

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Yeah, he voluntarily enlisted in WW1 and fought for years. Read a book nigga .

>I don't see much difference in physique other than Hitler being 3 inches taller

and stalin having a permanently crippled arm from some childhood injury

im pretty sure that alone is enough to hand hitler an easy win. you wont do well in a fist fight if you only have one functional arm.

God damn it, you people are all retards.

Stalin wasn't taller than Hitler. They were both Manlets, Stalin was a peasant class manlet, bordering on Turbo Manlet.

Hitler wasn't a valiant soldier. He was a thoroughly unremarkable corporal in WWI and a complete retard of a commander, with the strategic and logistical sense of a panicked badger.

Stalin didn't die from a heart attack, he died from a stroke.

Dear fucking god. I'd complain about cretins like you stooges being allowed to vote ruining western civilization, but let's be real, you're all too young to vote.

r*ddit impotent rage lmao

you only need to press enter once on this website

>I claimed the Holocaust was fake so everything else in my post must be true
You are either a literal retard or that samefagging /leftypol/ guy who is sent to patrol this board.

Hitler was literally a ww1 soldier dumbass.

This guy

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When did Trump go bald?

eyetie

I didn't even know that kek

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look at the redditard

Mussolini was a literal beast in dueling. The best leader with the second to worst country under him. Such a shame.

>best leader
nah

>dude lets conquer land to revive the roman empire
yeah sounds cool
>we'll start with ethiopia lmao
what the fuck are you doing nigga

Dominating the Indian Ocean and Red Sea was part of his master plan. Conquering Ethiopia would have connected Italian Eritrea with Italian Somaliland and helped him gain a large foothold on the Horn of Africa

To be fair, none of the totalitarian leaders were particularly smart military minds. That's why you have to delegate those kinds of decisions.

Child Gambino

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>the strategic and logistical sense of a panicked badger.

Gonna use this in the future. Hitlerphiles always leave out the part of what a total retard he was as soon as the German Army faced anything more resilient than 5 guys with a leafblower. He really fucked their chances of winning by not listening to his Gernerals

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but hitler was a valiant soldier you fucking dipshit

Hitler

Stalin was like 5'3" and had one hand disfigured and nearly useless from a farming accident when he was a child.

>He really fucked their chances of winning by not listening to his Gernerals

to be fair, earlier in the war hitler forced the invasion of france despite all of his generals being strongly opposed to the idea
they thought it was madness and impossible to win, but hitler had his way and drove home an overwhelming victory that nobody had believed possible beforehand

but yeah, him interfering in barbarossa fucked shit up really bad. forbidding the 6th army in stalingrad from retreating, forcing the retarded offensive at kursk, the wehrmacht literally never recovered from these blunders.

Stalin was way shorter than Hitler
At least 3 inches shorter

>It's another episode of "wow hitler was a dummy why didn't he have retrospect 20/20 like me and full details on how the enemy would act/react and how things whould eventually play out haha what a dumbass"

I'll agree that he was no where near an ideal military commander, but to entirely fault him for losing a war against essentially the entire world besides treacherous/incompetent italy is just fuckin retarded.

Reddit get out

The socialist chad of course.

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MAN OF STEEL.

Hitler was a limp wristed sissy that liked to doodle with watercolors.

Assuming this is WW2 era, Stalin was in his 60s and Hitler was roughly 10 years younger. Also Hitler fought as an infantry soldier, so he was at least somewhat trained. I doubt Stalin would win.

the true (national)socialist will win

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Stalin fought in the revolution. Let's just admit the manlet doesn't stand a chance.

>I'm a socialist guys
>betrays his own party
>admits private property
>shuts down all the syndicates
>genocides german workers

wew mein fuhrer

Hitler would have been on meth, so Hitler.

If this disfigured manlet can become dictator of his own country incels have no excuse

Hitler was actually the tallest WW2 leader

Hitler without a doubt

>3 inches taller
>actually fought in a war and killed trained soldiers
>more in shape
>believed in having a healthy diet and lifestyle

stalin was deported to exile camps and walked back multiple times. He was fit enough to survive the journeys.

Hitler was eleven years younger than Stalin
Hitler was three inches taller than Stalin
Hitler was a ww1 veteran who saw combat on numerous occasions

Probably Hitler.

Not to mention Stalin had a lifelong smoking habit and drank a lot too.

Hitler was on concoctions of drugs everyday, hardly call that healthy

Meth may not be healthy but it does make you nearly invincible

Lets put both of them in their peaks 20-30's
>Hitler was around 5'7 fought fought in WW1 where he was noted to be a good soldier not extremely remarkably in many ways but still a good soldier
>Stalin was 5'5 and Grew in a poor environment and apparently got into a lot of fights in his youth and in prison he was a deemed unfit for military service because of his crippled arm(He was hit by a car in his youth and it caused his left arm to have a stunted growth) he would Rob Banks for the Bolsheviks and for his bravery and courageousness he was nicknamed Stalin(Man of Steel) his real name was Besarionis dze Jughashvili
I think Stalin would win maybe if they were both fighting with Rifles Hitler would have an edge but in a fist fight Stalin would win even with his crippled arm

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Hitler was 5'8 and would win a fist fight. Stalin was just street wise and crafty, he wouldn't last in actual upfront fight unless he had a knife up his sleeve

dont know why adding the extra inch was necessary but what makes but Stalin was a man that got into many fights he would be a match for Hitler

Stalin seemed like a cool dude desu

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Hitler was no fighter.
His military experience was almost entirely messanger work spent away from the front lines. His injuries were a result of his messanger work in the midst of combat. While brave the messanger were not combatants. They were too essential to communication in the fray to risk losing them because they stopped moving and started trying to rack up kills.

Stalin probably didn't die from a stroke he would most likely poisoned either by Khrushchev or somebody in his circle.
This, before he became il duce the guy built a name for himself beating communists in duels.

Hitler is basically the best example of how dangerous it is to stray from your field of competence. He was a remarkable politician and orator, did an amazing job of mobilizing his people, but he had no real military leadership experience. Meanwhile he had the some of the greatest military leaders of the time working for them and he consistently tried to over ride them.

Charles De Gaulle was 6'5, and FDR was 6'2 if it were possible for him to stand.

But Stalin also was commanding soviet forces and he was a better commander than Hitler

Also,Stalin was a tough thug, so he would have won against soft and delicate Hitler who was a painter (lol)

Anyone who is pro-Hitler is a retarded incel anyway

>infantry soldier

hurr durr being a soldier equals to a better fighter

this.

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>Hitler wasn't a valiant soldier. He was a thoroughly unremarkable corporal in WWI and a complete retard of a commander, with the strategic and logistical sense of a panicked badger.
AH was a Meldegänger in WW1, which means he actually had an in-depth close combat education, probably in boxing and Judo (since that was what people learned back then).

watch the greatest story never told, and europa the last battle you autistic faggots. Lift for der fuhrer. youtube.com/watch?v=8smDOXuU50I

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Hitler no doubt. Do you guys know what kind of shit he had to deal with in the beerhalls. Guy used to dodge beer mugs while giving his speeches.

Yet he succeeded in invading denmark norway poland and france when everyone else said it couldn't be done.

Hitler was a voluntary runner in the trenches, a position that was notoriously dangerous. No doubt that Hitler was brave and patriotic at least during WW1. He suffered from several afflictions and there is a lot of talk about his developing Parkinsons. That being said, he’d probably have outlived Stalin, who died only 8 years after WW2.

Hitler, I mean look at this faggot

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OK THIS IS /POL NOW, BRING IT ON YOU COMMIE KIKES.

>you're all too young to vote.
intellect cant be measured by age