Fembots, and fagbots, how would you feel if men had antlers?

Fembots, and fagbots, how would you feel if men had antlers?

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I'd feel aroused.

>(((fembots)))
le ahahaha

>wat if men antlers

Kill that self famalamicom.

can't say I mind. I'd hang up lights on his antlers for holidays and special events

If men had antlers that wouldbmean that we would have to fight for female companionship with them like they were ment for. So we would still be fumped euther way.

>just be confident bro, chicks don't care about looks

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Read "Flesh, " by Philip Jose Farmer. It's appropriate given the thread.

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That would be pretty cool and also make for a great time until he accidentally stabs me in the face.
>tfw you will never jokingly put undies on your bf's antlers in his sleep

that would be pretty cute desu

Would be pretty neat.
It'd look aesthetic as fugg.

Scared cause he can hurt me with it

He can hurt you without them too.

True, that's why I'm already scared

I'll protect you :)

My gut feeling is that I would not like it.
I only top in my relationships (female)
and I feel like this would only exacerbate the physical differences between men and women. But idk maybe it would be ok.

Thank you, I appreciate it in a manner that is highly original.

What if you grabbed him by his antlers and pulled his face into your crotch?

Do you think it would be possible to make this happen with selective breeding?

Human breeder here; yes.

*human breeder (male) here; yes.

ok as a male id tottaly have antlers.
awesome shit

Imagine how useful antlers would be

Guys with antlers are sexy

Why is it that other male creatures are usually the ones that are supposed to be pretty and human males are just ugly? You see birds and fish with beautiful colors, deer with antlers or lions with manes.

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No you fucking retard
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>Why is it that other male creatures are usually the ones that are supposed to be pretty and human males are just ugly?
because you're a dyke or a straight man

the definition of beauty differs from person to person. It probably differs from creature to creature too. So maybe an axolotl will find your ugly ass beautiful

Different dating dynamics. Human males distinguished themselves by their ability to acquire resources mainly, while human females were the ones who attracted mates via appearing vibrant and fertile. Hence they're the pretty ones and we're kind of a grab bag.

>what are beards