>Ha ha no doggie! I'm making breakfast for Fembot, not you!
Ha ha no doggie! I'm making breakfast for Fembot, not you!
There arent many breakfasts that require oven mitts. He must be making something fancy!
he has a really nice body but I think I choose my boyfriend.
Why do you make these threads.
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>implying I would own a dirty dog
At least wait and try what he's making. Then you can decide if you want to leave your boyfriend or not.
>normalfag females come here just to taunt us with their romantic lives
Not my type, but god I wish I had a bf to make me breakfast, or to make breakfast for
Fingers crossed a quiche
Is he cute?
post hobbies, interests, country, and age
and please email me [email protected]
OP imagines himself being some landwhale's perfect beta wife.
I noticed no one commented on how small his legs are. This is great news because my legs can't grow much after surgery.
You can't see his legs.
quiche isnt good at all though
His legs look normal.
>White
>23
>Brunette
>5'9"
>150 lbs
>Greenish eyes
>Vidya and shitposting hobbies
>Like to cook
>Social sperg
Any femanons interested?
>a whole fucking quiche for breakfast
Jesus Christ, fattie, calm down.
>Not my type
Why are woman so goddamn picky?
>5 9'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
If you're a guy with brown hair, say you have hazel hair. Don't call yourself a fucking "brunette", that term applies exclusively to females. Notice the "ette" after the "brun".
Wrong
>you can't have a slice of quiche
Sounds like my type (except a bit too old)
I just mean he's more Jow Forums than my ideal
>5'9"
rope or cope is your only hope.
6'3
dark blonde hair
blue eyes
220lbs
Eat like a pig so you can feel comfortable eating around me and shit
Slight sperg
>Sounds like my type
please have contact
Go on a diet user
>hes not my ideal
you dont even know him you are trying wayyyy to hard
give throwaway
??
[email protected]
giving throwaway
>every time someone talks like this I want to murder them
Why do normies love animals so much?