Are you an uh-er or an uhm-er?

i say ummm but i think eto

>going through a drive thru of a place you've never been
>not knowing what you want or buying on impulse
>not being able to quickly zero in on the item you like
>not knowing how to say "Can I have a minute?"
>never been to Chick-fil-a which does have menus before the box

I either do eeh, or just hold the vowel of the last word.

I usually go errr but I tend just stay quiet when I'm thinking about something until I say it. I picked it up as a better exam technique for practical exams since examiners don't like it when you make random noises instead of saying answers and it's just stuck with me now since I have had to do a shitload of practical exams.

I thought the whole point of the drive through was for people who already know what they want and want to speed up the process. If you need a menu then go inside.

Uhhhh master race reporting in. Uhm is the sound in dumb.

I'm an "uuuuhhhh"er

I went to McDonalds yesterday and tried ordering a double stack before I realized what I was saying kek

I do neither, because I learned how to close my mouth when I'm not speaking. I say "Well..." and then shut up and think before talking again.

unironically give em the
"can i get uhhhhhhhhh" every time

Can i .....shw....ehmmm......yyyyyyea.............fuckinnn
.......... get a..........t~sch~aco pleeeeeaze..?

This happened on Tuesday and I am still shaking. On my way to the office, I noticed that I passed no less than three Tim Hortons along the way, so on this faithful Tuesday, I decided to try it out. There was a large line in the drive through so I pulled into a parking spot. I noticed that every other vehicle was backed into their spots and thought it strange, but I was hungry (hi hungry, I'm dad) and went in anyway. At this point, I was overwhelmed by the offerings. There were two people in front of me so I took a moment to read through the menu since I knew I had some time. This is when the assault occurs. Apparently, in the 48 seconds I had been looking at the menu, the two people in me had been processed and I was holding up the line and one of them had the unmitigated gall to lightly tap me on the shoulder. As I turned around I saw the 18 people who had queued behind me while I was making my decision. My attacker pointed to a lady at the counter and said "She can help you." At this point I see the lady frantically trying to get my attention by gently saying "Hello? Sir? Sir, I can take your order here". Stunned by this assault, I stumble forward and order. Unfortunately, I am now fumbling around with unfamiliar currency and it is taking even more time. Then I am promptly served a large coffee, a hot breakfast sandwich, and a hash brown. At this point, I realize that I didn't get a receipt and actually had to back- track to the register and cut off my attacker from ordering to ask for it. Much like Mitch Hedberg, it seems Tim Hortons philosophy on selling donuts is "We don't need to bring ink and paper into this."I make it out of the building and head back to my car. I get in, have a sip, start the vehicle, put it in reverse and I sit for the next 8 minutes as there is no chance for me to back out of my parking spot without causing an incident again. Now the cars and trucks backed into the parking spots make sense. I really should have followed their example.

10/10 beginning 0/10 ending

"eh" and "ehm" master race reporting in

Neither

I'm not a fucking idiot

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When I can't think of next word in the sentence I just stop talking until I can't think of it.
Usually just stand still and stare into nothingness as I try to think of a word.

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