Hey user! ur looking really cute today

>looking vibrant and practically glow with beauty"
as good as any autist i guess
just say thanks youre looking good too is that a new dress(ear ring, hair style, etc.) women usually say things like your cute to hear themeslves be called cute and its a bonus if you can identify the new thing about them.

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Thanks, you too :^)

Originally speaking

Ignore it and get your phone ready in case of a chimp out

"Thanks, you're looking really fertile today. Can I breed you?"

I wish I could say this

As autistic as it is, it would be so funny

If I was able to respond to things non-autistically do you think I'd be here right now?

>Well I am ovulating user, but could you handle this body?

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Niggress be my Queen and Ill let you breed with me and ill be the white kang youve always wanted

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"Uhh, you think so? Thanks."
I don't think much of compliments, especially on my physical appearance. I would rather be told that someone likes me or enjoys my company or something. Even then I wouldn't believe them unless I feel that they really do. People are insincere and often say things they don't mean.

I know you are lying but I'll entertain you anyway since you have big choc milkers, hips, and thighs

>open up yt boi

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>girl says she likes my glasses
>say I like her's too
>she responds with "yeah, they help me see"
Did I do something wrong?

just say thanks or any variation. i used to think compliments were always 100% flirting with me when i first started receiving them but unless there are other signs the girl is interested in you just take it as a little ego boost and dont think too much of it

Thanks. I'm sure I can get lots of nutrients from that

if the conversation ended there then yeah

she is probably an autist as well. many black grills are undiagnosed auts. she might also just be poorly socialized and be beating herself up for saying something retarded.
you could have continued and compared prescriptions or something.

Damn user if only I had your courage.

Originallity is for NORMIES

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The only response is to breed her right there

Can I get gains on a wholly chocolate milk diet?

>"I know".
The only alpha response.

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"Y-y-you too"

This is not an original comment, sue me.

Sound like a total fedora wearing neckbeard.

no one would ever say that to me unironically

what? how is htis a red flag? if i tell her her nipples are showing

shut up u virgin

"Thanks, so are you."

L I T E R A L L Y that simple.

It's just four words bro.

cute means friendzone
handsome means she wants d

Cute is still good. Would you really prefer she point at you and go "DAAAAMN YOU UGLY BOY"?

yeah that's called saying the truth

>cute means friendzone
where are you from?

I'm going to suck on your nigger titties

i'd probably laugh a bit and say thanks

>the other day at work, this 23 y/o girl I was on the phone with said I sounded handsome
I swear there's gotta be alternate universe versions of me where i'm a chad and not fat

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She is trying to set you up so her friends can rob you so run away as fast as you can.

The land of social isolation

>"Y-you t-too!"
Would that get me laid?

Thanks, shame these damn kikes control all media and banks.

Fuck off stupid ape and you too op you monkey fucker

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>hey wh*te boi you cant handle this ass

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ur nips hard, lemme suck em nigger

i'll let you know if im ever in this situation

Don't the majority of she-niggers have an std?

He's right though. Cute means she thinks she should be attracted to you but isn't.

Thanks, you're looking pretty good yourself.

Right?

>Well thank you, you're looking cute as well!

then go on about my business wondering what the fuck is a negress doing here and why is she being so nice to me

You know what, that's really nice of you to say that. I really appreciate that, thanks.

I mean if she dressed like that i think her intentions are pretty clear.
So I would show her my five inches so she can experience the disappointment before hand

Because she wants seminal reparations obviously

What does it means if a girl calls you sir?
>original

> two colors of camo
That guy was clearly not ready for battle

Why is the milk white?

white chocolate milk

Fuck off nasty nigress

Thanks, I needed that.
Orignalio

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Wow, nice out fit.

Look her up and down then we'd fuck because I know how to fuck.

If you wouldn't betray your race for some chocolate pussy, you might as well be a fag

Herpes says what?
>what

Girls know that. And if they are not covering them up while talking to you, then that is what is called a 'signal'

why do you always make comment about the guys camo when someone posting this webm

WRONG
Girls expect you, as the man, to lead this into a conversation. Unless you follow up with something then you are closing the conversation and showing the girl that you are not interested in her.

my race betrayed me first damnit!

I don't. Maybe more than one person can notice the same thing

Daddy issues. Defo wants d

me
>oh thanks... thanks.... you too

chad
>only today? then something is wrong

or some cute reply like that

Cheers lahquanda, youv finished all your community collage classes today haven't ya? Let's go get a coffee down on the coast, il drive.

Cute is a compliment for black girls, dumbasses. I've had one dismiss me because she didn't think I was cute.

It means shes wants some old man dick.

and you, lady nubia, are looking especially fertile today

The friendzone is a concept for wh*toids. Black women won't waste time with men they are not interested in. They aren't afraid to say you're ugly and tell you to fuck off.