He thinks people with friends can be robots

Lots of projection amigo. You said you have 5 or less friends, that's over zero therefore you are degenerate failed norman trash and don't belong here. Fuck off accordingly.

I don't understand the premise of friends. I don't have any social media, so the only social interaction I could possibly have with others is through text, email, or real life socialization, but past that, keeping in touch with other people isn't doable. I don't reach out to anyone, there's nothing I want to talk about, nothing interests me.

I don't understand how to have a friend, or what drives people to WANT friends. I'm sure they're nice, but I won't die without them.

>didnt deny it
figures, stop larping and get out

>he thinks people who eat food can be robots

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Quit projecting and I may reply to your sad attempts to defend yourself :^)

tryhard downplaying, die of cancer

Weak response, user. You know this one is going in :)

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>he thinks wh*te people can be robots

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It's no different than lgbt and the trap invasion recruiting mentally ill people to join in on exclusive delusions party

>He thinks.
Only braindead weebs can be robots.

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I just want to be comfy so I can think about something other than suicide, isn't that the entire point of a board for neets and social recluses?

I just want to be happy user, not lonely and depressed like I have been pretty much all of my life

i don't care what a robot is i just wish i had friends

He thinks anyone other than a white virgin (or asian/ hapa) male in his early 20s with between 1 and 3 friends who he doesn't see very often can be a robot.
Lmao, people with no friends at all are just failed normies. A true robot can find a couple of similar individuals to relate with.

And i still wonder if my mother leaving me was the start of my depression downfall. Darken days are all we see.

>he thinks niggers can be robots

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If you don't have schizoid avoidant behavior, you're not a robot.

"There is also some evidence that AvPD (like SPD) is a personality disorder of the schizophrenia spectrum."

Forcefully socializing to make/maintain friends doesn't work, it has to come natural. Making friends is a natural normie skill. Also if someone is a true robot he will simply never be in sync to say the correct things to make people like him.

>social recluse
>has friends
kill yourself normalslime

I think people here are rejecting their interactions (IRL or online) as "friendships" so they can climb up the "robot" ranks

I want some, it's so boring being a friendless neet.

That's why you constantly distract yourself. You're a neet user, you've got plenty of time to fill with media.

I've been doing that for a long time, but I don't enjoy any of it anymore.

That's when you start taking a break and constantly lurking here to get your minimal social contact until you start enjoying distractions again. Rinse, repeat, recycle. If you enjoy nothing what do you even think you'd talk about with someone?

Not robot, but cyborg. They are the points I just needed to not be one.

I have zero irl friends but i think it's more because i don't really like being around anyone, ever. people have tried to invite me to things in the past / when i was younger but i always just said no or made up excuses to avoid them, its just unpleasant being around people and i get nothing out of irl socialization.

am i autistic?

Same to you fuckwad, go get an enema tube so you can please your abusive father