Fem user General - /FAG/

I had a Stacy friend in high school
I miss her so much

Uh idk about those genres but The House on Mango Street by Sandra Cisneros is a quick but very intense read.

LMAO, are you gonna run me over with a van?

I use the reddit 4r4 connection.

still be my slutty homewrecker gf

yes
originalla

I just woke up and all I'm gonna do is listen to techno and read slashfics today

Are you a fujoshit that likes thin bois?

don't you plan on going outside? or making new friends?
its fun to not be a robot for a week

post profile to pm

I mainly like bara

There's nothing to do outside. I'm more likely to make friends online than outside and even that's unlikely. It's too late to not be a robot

be my fujonline friend

The first one here to be in europe desperate for a bf is my gf now.

Ok. You use myreadingmanga or AO3?

nevermind then user

S-sorry

Oregano

it's okay i just don't use things like that

Recently made up with my Stacey friend and I got rejected by a Chad. I feel like a beta shithead

Not a femanon but I read the Feed trilogy, that was pretty good, if a bit out there. If you're into short stories I read a book years ago called 666: Number of the Beast, which despite the edgy attention grabbing name it had some decent short stories in it

I'll be your qt bf if you'd like. I'm not chad but I am nice. :3

So where do you read/watch your stuff then?

I don't i just want to talk to a girl

can a femanon pls let me suck on your bagine lips PLS

:3
Originalolo

Would you like a throwaway stacy's friend?

How do famanons feel about putting pubes and period blood in food you make for your bf?

IDK about pubes but my Nana told me that putting menstrual blood in red sauce that you made would make a man faithful forever

Would you actually do this superstition?

Would you do that to your bf? Would you tell him after he ate it?

Are you carribean? I've heard of a similar superstition from that part of the world with adding pussy juice to rice ("sweat rice")

Ugly or obese socially awkward girls can be. Companies want to hire Stacy and Becky.

>met any chads today?
nope

>befriend all the stacys?
Didn't meet any, but yes I do always try to make friends with staceys. I have a fair amount of them

I want an ugly socially awkward gf

would you date a sperg or are you only a chad hunter?

I liked the Shadow Over Innsmouth.

Of Lovecraft, my favorites are The Doom that Fell on Sarnath and At the Mountains of Madness, though.

Your taste in loveraft is bad then. That being said be my gf

>That being said be my gf

Okay.

Cool, post your discord now

That's not me lol. And no.

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Be my qt lovecraft gf ree

All women can reply to this post for a free bf

I'm just a humble visitor to this board, but I don't understand how this thread can even exist here. Is this some kind of bizarre roleplay thread?

The best Lovecraft work is The Rats In The Walls.

Yeah, that one is pretty decent. It at least had a plot which I felt was more original than the usual UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS WOOOOOOO nonsense.

My list of approved lovecraft is:
Nyarlotep
The Doom that fell on Sarnath
At the Mountain of Madness
The Shadow over Innsmouth
Dagon
Whisperer in the Darkness

Honorable mentions:
Call of Cthulhu
Herbert West, Reanimator

These are not controversial opinions at all, though.

Probably not

Italian

Would you please be my guinea gf

Why not? I wish I'd have a gf who would do crazy things cause she wanted me that bad.

im italian pls be my italian gf and we make pasta together

If I were to know you messed with my food like that, ti spezzerei il collo.

Ooh, someone else who highly rates Dagon. Nice.
I never quite understood Nyarlathotep, it was a bit too short and undetailed for me. It had good atmosphere while reading it, but I don't think I ever "got" it.
What do you think about Arthur Jermyn, and Cool Air?

femanons totally have cooties

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What part of Italian are you?

Oh I just mean ethnically, I'm american
sicilian

>*yawn* thanks for letting me stay at your place after Stacy kicked me out femanon

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Do you like to play vidya?

Y-y-you know I can do things for you that Stacy did

>tfw no qt homely femanon gf to do things to me

Sicilians are qt :3

These kind of posts are so dumb but they make me blush.

BE MY QT BLUSHING SHY GF

>tfw I've been eating over 2,000 calories everyday for the past two weeks
I can't stop binging. Can any other fat femanons relate? I can't be the only one.

yfw you realize all the girls in this thread have farted at least once today

favorite food tubby? and are you obese or chub?

>minorities in MY house?

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This is bait. Right? Its even called /FAG/ kek

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I eat like shit mostly. A lot of bread and cookies. That's like 80% of my diet.
I'm not fat, yet. A few months ago I started restricting and fasting to lose weight and then I lost all self control and started binging.
I'm 5'6 and I guess I must be around 120lbs.

do you have a squishy butt????

Cute
I've had trouble with eating too much recently as well but managed to cut back

I just stayed in drinking like i always do.

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No it's not cute it's frustrating! If I keep going on like this I'm going to gain all the weight I lost.
How did you stopped overeating?

>how was your day
Currently taking a break from school work. Ive been working literally all night yesterday and today morning non-stop. Its been exhausting.
>Did you make sure to befriend all the Stacys so they tell chad about you?
I dont have friends

checkmate bitch im a lesbian and no women want me

I noticed my pants getting too tight, and realized it was too much so I gradually cut it down little by little to work my way down to 2 meals a day.
It's pretty cute femanon

using exclamation points makes you look childish

>they can never be truly lonely or alone.
lmao I fucking wish. Do you think if I had friends or a bf I'd be on this shitty board?
And I'm not the only one, there are a lot of fembots in a similar position.

but...id be ur bf

What is the femanon consensus on lads in the military?

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How long did that took user? I don't usually eat meals, I just eat snacks most of the time.

I don't care!

Enjoy dying for lsrael

Literally this, to be COMPLETELY honest with you.

It took me a week or two to cut back. I've never had a very addictive personality though. gradually cut back on the snacks then. Or eat a normal full meal to make you less hungry

But you don't know me user. I could be a black 600lb tranny.

If you're a tranny then you're not a fembot either

This is only for Americanos to enjoy

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sup femanons im looking for a gf add me

ssss#6939

xoxo

will treat you like a princess ;^)[

shut up and pls sit on my face

I'll try. I really miss fasting, I had a flat stomach for the first time in my life, and I ruined it by binging :(

oftentimes mean meatheads and too domineering

7WAm7Kn
Join for diccs uwu

>fasting
Are you a Muslim?

forgot to post this song for ya

youtube.com/watch?v=SPQI4UqSDWE

i'm a subby boy. and not him :3