/britfeel/

Will Andrew opt for a comb over, a toupee or man up and shave it all off?

fucking nigger lover

Titposts are good, but I'm more of an arse man myself. Where's the arseposts?

anyone go to the rally yesterday?

Evens I get a good night's sleep
Odds I stay up all night preparing for my exam

I hate uni so much, I want to cry my eyes out

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Shame what happened to her tbqh, she was a nice girl.

maybe you should post some ones you like

stop nog posting, pls. very uncomfy

I don't know HC why don't you ask him?

>toupee
fucks me off how you're a laughing stock if you do this as a man, but black women literally all do it

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tbqh i like asses a lot more but this titposter is getting in my head and switching my views with his images

Not my kids lad

alright lad having an early night I reckon, start waking up at 5am tomorrow for the health benefits

The only other route is sympathy. Explain that you've been single for so long you have uncontrollable urges. You need to be a master of speech for this though.

Do it once and you'll have memory wanks for life

black women don't do it because they're balding though lad, key differance

>tilde is suicidal again

why would anyone here consider transitioning after seeing how unhappy tilde and pakipoo are?

night lod

None of us have kids. We get to sit here and laff as diversity comes back to bite the normies on the arse.

i'm a weekend wagie. 3 nights is the max i work a week

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I've been listening to SakanAction's greatest hits album "Fish Picture Book".
They've got such a unique sound and I'm really enjoying it.

hello lod, something like this :^)

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>laugh the country gets taken over

No wonder brits are so cucked

night lid, I'll go to bed in a few hours

the siri one you posted last thread swayed me quite a bit, but the rest didn't do much

They do actually, their hair falls out because of chemicals and weaves so many just start wearing wigs

fuck off virgins
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aye siri is great lod

He'll mimic Antonio Conte and get a transplant.
andrew would probably do a better job at managing chelshit, too.

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Get it lads, sundae train, cause it's sunday lmao.

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Decided I am gonna make a start tidying my room.
2 black bags full of rubbish off the floor. Barely looks like I have made a dent.

mate seriously pizza hut have lost a customer

I dunno I just don't think its gonna happen and I'll just be blatantly staring at her tits forever

Wow, it's like I'm actually on Twitter

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take your bestiality fetish elsewhere, lad

Tits grew fat to emulate arses when missionary became popular. Arses are the original tits.
But you can squish tits together to look like an arse but you cant make an arse look like tits really. So there is that going for tits.
Both tits and arses can be fucked but anal is definitely superior to a titty fuck because you can reach over and grab her tits when you are fucking her in the arse but if you are fucking her tits you need to hold them together and so you can't grab her arse and it would be awkward anyway.
Overall arse wins.

Not buying that that's a transplant, think it's just a rug but he says its a transplant because its less shameful

No radio tonight, just been busy all day and I cba for it really.

Just bought a new backpack lads, was a bit expensive but I like it very much. Should come in handy when I head back to uni. How's your day been lads, going to relax with some beers now and wait for the microsoft e3 show

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I'll get a Prince William.

get back to your Free Tommy rally sweetie

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thats now how this works
what are we paying you for

Fuck off andrew, we need a radio show to out nonces.

You don't think the fact that she wears thin tops with hard nips suggest that she wants you to look?
I found a porn story in my mum's drawer about mother son incest that she had printed out from the internet but I didn't really know how to approach the situstion.

doing the same as you lod, waiting for this microsoft conferance to start then gonna play some vidya after i think

this explains so much about this thread

youtube.com/watch?v=lN8U1EtQsyY

He has the face a zombie would have when you walk into a room and see it unexpectedly. It stares at you and you stare back, paralysed, unsure if it notices you and is about to run full speed screeching at you or if it can't tell you're there at all.

Sounds like a good day mate, waiting for the conference here too. What bag did you get?

>20:20
>no radio

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>oceans 8 is going to be all female cast

so this is gonna be a thing now? raping classic movies for the sake of cashing out on feminism?

Keep going man it's so easy once you've started.
Put the rubbish in bags. Take the bags outside.
Take the crockery down the kitchen.
Disinfect and wipe the surfaces.
Hoover or mop the floor.
Done.
I can clean my whole house in an hour if I put music on and it just makes everything else in my.life so much easier afterwards.

Sounds good lad.

I went to M&S and bought a sandwich, then tesco and got some beers. Almost drank all the beers so might pop out in a min and buy more, then gonna order a takeaway (burger maybe)

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I really wanna call her bluff on the thin shirt with no bra but its such a dangerous game to play

reddit tier cringe shit why would you post this

you mean making movies better by adding the goddess Rihanna?

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I don't run the radio and I'm not a nonce.
Can't stand children.

Lol that is quite the description. Think you got it bang on

>watching a load of asian tekken players sperg out over people calling them gay is reddit as fuck

err alright then mate whatever you say boss

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rihanna cant act. she cant even voice act

Yous expecting anything good to be announced? Also this bag lad
Jealous lad, I could fucking destroy a takeaway right now

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Fuck off m8, zeus exposed you

>Can't stand children.
Doesn't seem to stop you from meeting up with them though. Spoken to any on discord lately?

>being this much of a tumblrite

yeah... no. how about you go back to where you came from?

>check out this le random compilation with wacky music not reddit at all

err alright then mate whatever you say boss

>Yous expecting anything good to be announced?

nah lod i dont even buy anything that gets announced at e3 barely, AAA gaming has been dogshit for the past few years now but E3 is a good comedy show and /comfy/, also nice baggie laddie

Thanks for the encouragement matey.
It's more tough because I don't have a lightbulb for this room at the moment. Using a lamp. Oh. I just opened the curtains.

Yeah she might stop wearing them or take offence. Just let her catch you looking. See if she covers up or let's them swing more freely. Play the long game, but unless you plan on actually seducing your mother which really isn't going to happen and is probably more awkward than any other option, then you are at some point going to have to think of a reason for her to touch your cock. Then afterwards you both play it off as a moment of stupidity and go on with your lives. Maybe it becomes a regular thing.
I left it too long and moved out. The comfort we had between us is long gone and she met a new bloke in the end.

>tumblrite

on what planet is it a tumblr thing to do to laugh at asians?

Exactly, the Tekkenlads are all far from gay

I'm hoping for a cheeky Bloodborne 2 announcement at Sonys. Not expecting much from MS desu

There was nothing to expose.

I haven't met up or spoken to any children.

>there are people in this thread that pull sickies and then are fucked when theyre out of sick days and genuinely feel ill

whats it like being retarded lads

koreans are autistic

yoga lad,
im not sexually attracted to women so i dont get any of that sorry i didnt realise

Nice bag man.

theres rumours of a bully 2 getting worked on after the release of red dead redemption 2. get in

>working

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>tfw never played bully

I know I'll never get around to it either

>being poor and sponging off parents who hate you for it with 0 personal freedom

AHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>far from gay

what about tilde?

Yeah man let that light in. Open a window too it's a nice day.
Just think you'll never have to do it again either. From now on you just clean as you go and you don't have that huge weight on your shoulders. Your environment is a reflection of your soul and vice versa.

Valid points lad.
fuck sake why do I have to have to have a fucked up mind that makes me want to fuck my mum

>have no job
>don't do anything besides sit on the computer
>still can't get around to playing games/watching series and shit

i thought growing up was supposed to be fun what happened

>out of sick days

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>thinking I sponge of parents

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

well, Tilde plays Leo which explains a lot

It's normal.
I used to think about it all the time when i lived at home but now I literally never do.

they fucked up the delivery
now my pizzas going to be cold
fuck sake

We're going live lads
youtube.com/watch?v=RBGn2SOkeQQ

got some actual footwear lads, some normal shit, I've been walking around in steelies and jump boots for the past multiple years.

PSA for you laddos out there:

wanting to fuck your mother or thinking sexually about her in ANY context is abnormal, abhorrent and you should move out immediately