Babysitting my sisters 8 year old child

>babysitting my sisters 8 year old child
>kid doesnt get its own way for something
>begins screaming
>i panic
>sit on it then bite it when it hits me

anons im so scared, its run out of the house.help me what do i do?

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>sit on it

okay user. why?

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Wahaha if this is real. LOLOL. You can't just let an 8 year old run around, go out there.

>abuse kid
>let the kid escape

fucking hell user what level of autism are you on

>sit on it then bite it

user,. what is actually wrong with you? you got me. you fucking got me i cant stop laughing and i dont know why

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Op here.
I diddnt fucking abuse it. i was well wthin my self defence measure here. it wouldnt stop screaming and i felt threatened. i dont like loud noises

>i felt threatened
>by an 8 year old

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It's a meme, he's posted this shit before or someone else has and he's copying it.

Why is your sister's kid using gender-neutral pronouns?

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>8 year old child
>begins screaming when it doesn't get its own way
As a guy with a 9 year old sister, I can't imagine her doing anything like this. Can people not raise their children properly anymore?

Maybe OP's sister's child has autism or something.

>You will never have a childhood memory of a 300 hundred pound turbo autist sitting on you then biting you as a child.

Why live?

I've got an even younger cousin that may be autistic or something (I don't know what the signs are), but I can say the same for her.

They were just trying to *block your path*, OP...

Best fucking laugh ive had all day

>let OP babysit her kid
The sister obviously wanted a way to kill her child without any repercussions. Roasties, man.

depends on the 8 year old.

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If you show any response to it, you show it that's screaming and crying is having an effect.
Simply ignore her until she stops. Either that or confront her with a lot of malice, "scare her", basically.

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hit it with a hammer

You just got to be like "huh? what kid?" When they come back.

>8 year old
>sit on it

This shit is beyond autism. You're the one who should be taken care of the most.

You have to instill fear, user. Children don't know what predators are, so you make them feel it. They have to believe you will actually harm them. That is how you establish control.

>Babysits a kid
>Sits on the baby

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