AUTISTIC THINGS YOU DO

>Go /out/
>take mre with me
>eat it pretending to be a soldier in a trench or similiar
or
>eat mre infront of computer
>pretend to be mre reviewer *hiss*
also
>Get some tv dinner type of meal
>pretend someone made it for me out of love
makes it taste 100times better

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You sound just like me. Only I have an imaginary GF or buddy with me to talk to.

Sounds based to me

>imagine myself backwards or forward in time
>fake conversations with historical figures or aliens
>pretend to explain things in games or web and demonstrating it even though there's no one there

>>Get some tv dinner type of meal
>>pretend someone made it for me out of love
makes it taste 100times better
i bought a timex watch off of amazon and pretended my singer waifu gf gave it to me. for weeks i would look at it and get real feelings from looking at her thoughtful gift.

Yoooooo! I imagine what I would say if I was sent back to the Whitehouse at random periods of history.

Try to study but give up when idle trains are nearby and get depressed until the noise is gone.

I explain things out loud when I am alone. A few days ago I was taking a shit while I was just rambling about the diference between an anomalous item and an full fledged SCP.

I only know the three classes. Is there another category now?

I talk to myself as if I was talking to another person.
I also explain things to myself (that I understand) just so the "other person" won't misunderstand.
I talk to inanimate and animals too.
I only eat one food item at a time.
I collect glass bottles, soda can "tabs" and I receipts.

Can't think of anything else.

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There is the Thaumiel one, and some other user-made ones.
But they have a section labeled "anomalous objects" which while being anomalous they are not worthy of being an SCP, usually because they aren't that "interesting" like an unbreakable lamp or a notebook that teleports you to one of the sites.

I talk to myself in the same way

>pretend to explain things in games or web and demonstrating it even though there's no one there
Holy shit I do that aswell

steve1989 is the voice I hear most nights when I sleep. too bad im too poor to buy mres tho xd

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Wholeheartedly recommend two things to you, OP.
>1) French MRE. It is a fucking culinary miracle. Google RCIR.
>2) Steve1989MREInfo this channel on kiketube. Best MRE videos out there.

>tfw like watching mre and some comfy outdoors videos but am weak skinnyfat shut in

>driving somewhere
>pretend I'm doing a travel channel where I show the best of my town
Alternative

>walking somewhere
>pretend I'm doing a vlog
I do this too

>>Go /out/
>>take mre with me
>>eat it pretending to be a soldier in a trench or similiar
>or
>>eat mre infront of computer
>>pretend to be mre reviewer *hiss*

If you are NEET, how can you afford to eat MRE, on a regular basis?

sometimes I imagine myself reviewing books or playing video games for people on a stream

Watch blogs on YouTube. Feel like I made some personal connection to a fellow human. Perform some task in the garage. Explain what Im doing as though someone is there who gives a fuck.

When committing crimes, I pretend I'm Mike Ehrmantraut

>mre reviewer hiss
nice

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>drive anywhere on a freeway
>put on tense music and pretend I'm in a car chase in an action movie

>make a delicious meal
>comment on the cooking process in the 3rd person
>sit down alone
>eat it in 3rd person
>compliment myself in 3rd person
>cry in 1st person

I'd watch ops reviews if they were short

Talk to myself about various topics I'm interested in because I have nobody who to ask me questions about them.

If I had a blog I would review JAV and doujin comics

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That just sounds like you know how to have a good time

I talk to myself whenever I'm doing homework / studying as if I were explaining it to someone.
It helps me process the information on a deeper level.
BASED Minions know what I'm talking about