Does anybody what this bump on my ass is? Had it for about a year but only now started to hurt alot...

Does anybody what this bump on my ass is? Had it for about a year but only now started to hurt alot, going to the doctors tommorow morning. The "bump" is soft but the skin underneath and around is hard

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why post a pic of your ass if you're going to the doctor tomorrow?

Sorry OP that's AIDS

Started out looking like a zit, but you could never pop it, got bigger and swollen bouth the bump and the hard stuff underneath the skin over time

Stop getting pozzed you faggot and that might help.

I had something on my butt too, most likely from sitting too much for the computer.
It hurt and I started sitting "bent" to avoid it. It would pop and mess my pants too. One time it popped and I went straight to the bathroom remove my pants and see the yellowish goo go down, it was satisfying.
It eventually healed itself. I don't know if it was appropriate to not see a doctor, but it paid out to not expose myself to one.

You have an assnipple

Congrats you have 2 sets of tits now.

Was never in a situation where I could get AIDS

why am i inspecting a man's ass tit on the weekend

ingrown hair or cyst that got infected and now an abcess, tomorrow they'll have to open it up

Yeah imagine being doctor

IDK probably just an abscess or something similar. Go to a doctor and they'll squeeze out the pus for you.

Thanks guys, was worried it was MRSA

I'm going with this. Go get it lanced

>slaving away at uni for 8 years just to stick q tips up some neets ass

then imagine your wife divorcing you for half your shit

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Could just be a zit. I had a similar bump right above my dick but I just shoved a needle into it and squeezed out the pus a few times and it was gone after that.

lol zit bigger than my tit

OP film the popping and post it here

I had a cyst one time, but I had to actually go to the doctor for it since it was right on the seam of my crack, not just on a cheek where I could pop it.

Not only did they squeeze really hard to get a bunch of foul-smelling pus out of it, they packed it full of gauze and I had to go back twice for them to change it. Somehow I'm not sure that was really necessary.

i was gonna ask if OP's pimple was close to the top of the crack, because cysts can form here for a specific reason don't ask me what it is. it happens to fatties.

It's like right in the middle of the asscheck next to the crack

I thought I remember them telling me it was pressure from the way I sat (or rather slouched) in a chair for quite a bit of time each day. I still slouch in chairs though and I haven't had another one for ten years, though.

i thought this was an obese mans nipple for a sec

It could be infected with MRSA. If they have to pack it and treat it with antibiotics you'll find out pretty quick, because MRSA wont respond to the antibitotics.

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There's a good chance it is

Fuck, get this to the doctor now. You may already be a dead man

That's clearly a nipple on an obese person. Look at the hair growth, a ring around with no hair on the actual aereola. The asscrack is just where the tit touches your massive gut.

>not wishing it is cancer
kek fuck off norman

My future looks bright as paradise 8-DDD
t. Aspiring MD

My great uncle died from a staph infection.
>pic related

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That is probably a Boil

pilonidal cyst probably

Not op but I had one of those, it was one of the worst cyst the doc had seen. He was surprised I wasn't in crippling in pain.

I had to go to the cock doctor a few months ago. He touched my balls and gave me ballsack ultrasound. The whole session lasted maybe 10 minutes. I can't imagine someone doing this his entire life unless he's fucking gay. Dude looked gay btw.

It almost definitely is. Thats the most common ass-cyst cause. Its not a death sentence, it'll get drained & cleaned & packed. Remember to take ALL of the antibiotics you are given. Don't stop just because it looks healed, finish the entire course.

Sounds like staph infection. Or MRSA. It will hurt a lot when they drain it and you will need several shots of antibiotics.

You should bathe more.

OP here, if it is a staph infection, will it heal in a months time? Im supposed to go work in a month for 3 months away from home.

it's just a fucking cyst, pop it and post photos PLEASE

i pop mine all the time, just make sure to sterilize the blade / scissors with alcohol and sterilize the wound after as well

If the doctor (she is a family care doctor so I don't know if she will have the time to pop it tommorow) pops it tommorow I will upload a video in about 8 to 9 hours.

just stick a needle in it pussy

CM Punk, that you?

Ok, don't be alarmed, but that's probably a infected hair. I'm not sure if you can get rid of it your self at this point, cus it looks infected as hell. Go see a doctor, or it might get worse. And if I'm wrong, I'm sorry. Good luck!

It's a cyst and I want to lance it so bad.

cyst maybe