/r9gay/ - #332

so according to you mental illness is the only thing that could potentially stop you from having a bf?
do you realize how retarded you sound?

why do you need a gay thread on a 'gay board'? Oh right, because the board isn't gay and the faggots need a containment thread.

>tfw handsome, but with unreasonably high moral standards and an obnoxious unlikable personality

The few people that have shown interest in me eventually decided against pursuing further relations in less than a week of communication.

PLEASE be my bf. i don't care if you're annoying

When are you gonna kill yourself on the outside?

>tfw too cute to get a bf

>what's bothering you this time?
Everything. I can't find anyone who wants to do anything with me. No one even wants to initiate a conversation.

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I DRANK TOO MUCH TEA AND NOW MY TUMMY HURTS!!!

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I could be, depending on where you live.

Why do you people never make the ops right.
Link to the last thread: QOTD: Gay genie gives you 3 wishes since he feels bad you don't have a bf, how do you use those wishes to get your ideal bf.
Bonus Round: You can't wish to have your ideal bf
Double Jeopardy: You get an additional 4th wish, but its monkey pawed

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Let me rub your tummy user

>tfw too big-dicked to get a bf
if you care so much you make the thread sweethurt.
all that extra stuff seems gay though

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>tfw have crush on an user that always avatarfags on another board
>he's from another country and probably straight anyway
>even if he was gay I'm out of shape and not attractive
Why can't I just get a cute euro bf who will come to the US or the other way around?

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I drink a 6 pack during the xbox conference and I'm still going I want to rest my head in someone's lap

Why can't you be with them?

I was busy, didn't see the thread was going to hit limit and even if I did see I was still a tad busy
>All that extra stuff
Link to the last thread is for navigation sake. Sometimes people want to jump from thread to thread in the archives and as such its polite to link to the last thread, few other reasons too but thats the big one for me.
Qotd is just an ice breaker. No reason not to have it.
Maybe lurkmoar before you make threads, sweetheart.

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>what's bothering you this time?
I made a fap ""friend"" and I'm starting to crush on them but they really don't care about me, nor want to get to even know each other and being a nothing more than a tool for their pleasure is starting to get to me.

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it would have to be a long distance relationship, and i feel it would end in disaster

>unironically subjecting yourself to becoming someone's fap toy

You deserve it tb h

What makes you feel that way? How long distance, several timezones?

>end in disaster
Not necessarily, as long as neither of you maintains an active social life and you utilize each other as your only form of communication

>tfw no bf to encourage me to actually use my buttplugs

its separate countries, it just feels like it would take so long to actually see eachother in person and im worried one of us will have moved on by then

If I was gay I would have already, undoubtedly.

i've been making the threads back to back since we started numbering them again sweatie with a brief interlude because i left because the threads were turning to shit
maybe stop ASSuming things, huh? you wouldn't want things to get personal do you? don't respond or i'll slap the slut off you.

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I thought we'd get to know each other and then become good friends before becoming bf's. It's a wild fantasy but it's how my other friends became. I'm hopeless.

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Didn't want to make a thread.
Gay anons why are so many of you girlish in looks or personality? Even in real life I know a really tall gay dude and he acts like a woman

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sorry forgot to reply in an original way

Let me guess. Is he bisexual?

Blame television

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Join our diecord for cock!

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>blame television
wait do gay dudes adopt this shit?

I'm personally masculine both in looks and personality. It's also what I find attractive in potential partners. There's nothing hotter than fucking a conventionally handsome masculine guy im o, or having him do cute things for you. If only I had a bf...

I cant be the only one who finds nine iota incredibly cute

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No but they adopt the media darling subculture partially promoted by it.

thats cool but my question is why gay dudes act like women

I want to peg him too

are you talking about this flat-chested girl?

Some of them do, but they are hardly in the majority as far as I'm aware. Most gay dudes have nothing more than a lisp to identify them as effeminate, and are otherwise normal acting.

He is a proper boy uwu

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Are gay dudes into masculine dudes at all? I have a beard and muscles

I prefer masculine men. Actually I don't like feminine ""men"" at all.

are you a top? sure
are you a bot? might have more problem but sure

The majority is into that, but it is too general a descriptor to draw any conclusions about whether most would find you attractive.

Trust me pal if you lay a hand on me the slut isn't coming off ever. But we've only started numbering these threads again for a month, maybe two tops? Thats not very long honestly, but if you have been here that long you'd have seen my proper formatting in the r9gays I have made.

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Yes big hairy masc is best and always will be

huh maybe ive just always noticed the girly ones because of how they act, talk, and stand vs the normal ones. Thanks user

>what's bothering you this time?
I'm starting to get interested in someone that I think is interested in me but it's so early on I can't tell, and I hate the feeling of unknown unknowns.

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Yes please!!

I slept all day so I missed most of E3...
Yesterday I forgot about it too...

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Gay brains and hormones are probably a bit more similar to female ones, so we act accordingly. It's generally not intentional. An acquaintance of mine realized that I'm gay because of my general behavior, my tics and such stuff, which I never put any thought in, but they're girly.

I never watch TV...

You wouldn't be able to tell most homosexuals apart, so it is only natural that it is the effeminate ones that stand out, as they alone are immediately identifiable as such.

where do you even meet guys user?

gosh I really want a cute femboy bf. one that loves to get spoiled and loved. i'd kill for it.

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and why are you posting this here?
move to /tttt/, you aren't gay

There's also the fact that the most flaming of homosexuals are usually the ones most heavily involved with LGBT identity politics, which make for most of the homosexual content one is exposed to thanks to the attention drawn to them by the media.

yes i've seen and was failed to be impressed.
if you were looking at my OP and not some trap yaoi from nhentai, you'd noticed it has gotten a few (you)s which have gotten some (you)s in return, without being wordy. now that's an icebreaker.
i'll just take my victory. i've decided not to slap you anyway, i left my gloves at home and i don't think i'm strong enough not to contract what you have.

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Added him here like a week and a half ago
Now everyone that started talking around that time is going to get paranoid

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a week and a half is a pretty long time, why dont you just ask him?

the hell is /tttt/? i just want a cute boy like 9S to care for and love.

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i wish i had a qt trap or femboyfriend to take around this nice town near me and walk him around and then we walk by the train tracks and take him to eat and then we go hiking if there's still time and then we fuck and i make him cum until his dick hurts too much to keep going

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just fuck off already noobfag, get out of this thread

I am a very slow moving timid person that probably will ask him in the next few days.

attention
trannies and prisongays seem to be raiding
kindly don't reply to their posts and let them rot, it'll be gone soon
thank you for your attention

geez, someones a bit hurt in the butt.

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my hair is getting long. too long perhaps
it's okay know but i don't want to go to the barber or something

Paid trap shills appear to have arrived.

Discordshills fuck off and fuck off fast how many times do i have to say it
>Now thats an icebreaker
You've broken no ice. The conversations here are carryovers from last thread or standard fair right now.
When I make threads, I break the fucking ice. Besides user, pet rocks made millions. You don't need quality for meager shallow rewards. My threads are quality, all the fixins every time. Why should you accept mediocrity when excellence is merely a few extra steps away?

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fuck off, faggot. don't know why you're so butthurt about traps. are you jealous of them?

boy hair is never too long

do not reply to them
just do not and they will leave
it's simple

This is not a place to discuss your sexual frustration induced trap fetish.

it's not induced by sexual frustration. found out about trannies when i was 10 and have been into them ever since. i love trannies and femboys, not women. i like dick not pussy.

cool
now find a tranny general because you are in the wrong thread

this is a gay thread and trannies are gay. i'll never leave.

maybe if i had more volume i would agree.

>trannies are gay
ahahaha
no
now fuck off to /tttt/ newfag

Since when are trannies gay?

don't know what /tttt/ is but trannies have dicks. it's gay.

There are some brands of autismo that don't go away if you just let it sit and fester.

and this man has a vagina so fucking him is straight

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seems like the place for you. It caters to your fetish, this thread does not. You'll find many trannies there, none here.

I dunno what's wrong with me lately, but the loneliness has really been getting to me. I've been looking at all these cute couples and it's really hitting me hard. Thankfully though it's the kind of hurt that's making me want to change things, but wow, it's a bad feel.

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>79 days until I see him again

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no thanks, /lgbt/ are even bigger assholes than you.

technically yeah, it is. still a woman.

>tfw no bf who can't escape from crossing fate
how is this unoriginal?

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oh thank god, so I can fuck all these guys because they have vaginas and be completely straight
let's pack it up to a straight general boys

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Then change things. Don't just say you want to, do it

Youre right user, bad phrasing like that is what kinda ruins it in my mind. I already have a plan written out in my head, I just need to get to it. First things first, I need to get away from here. As much as I love this place, i can already tell it's kinda fucked with my head in some ways

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the online guy i talk to finally managed to make some friends at his college
so why can't i do it?
i want to evolve too, this has to end now

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Honestly I've grown to use this place for inspiration and occasional venting, it's just how your frame it. I guess if you can't change the framing though leaving is a good idea, at least for a while.