Robots list all of your standards

>female
>not obese
>not mental problems
>5/10 looking
>likes to chill and have slow nice activities liking walking at the park or seeing a movie
>usually starts conversations

It always makes me laugh how a bunch of KH permavirgins have such high standards for women.

Let's go over your list of qualities, shall we?:

>Fat
>Ugly
>Balding
>High school dropout/NEET or minimum level wagecuck
>a complete and utter lack of social skills
>is probably gay
>deliberately pushes people away when they get close
>has virtually no hobbies aside from vidya, anime, and masturbation

You colossal fucking idiots would be lucky to get a 1/10 and even that's generous.

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>Biological female
>My race
>Not fat
>Not a sjw/feminist/insane/mentally ill
>Aroud my age
>Basic hygiene practiced.

My 5 standards. Normalfags keep saying they are too high.

>Fat
Could not be more wrong.
>Ugly
Possible.
>Balding
Not yet.
>High school dropout/NEET or minimum level wagecuck
I make 20 dollars an hour.
>a complete and utter lack of social skills
Enough social skills for causal conservation.
>is probably gay
Nope I can't even watch porn if there is a penis involved because it makes me want to vomit.
>deliberately pushes people away when they get close
No one has gotten close to me or tried.
>has virtually no hobbies aside from vidya, anime, and masturbation
My hobbies are: Movies, videogames, cooking, and working out. Do you want to know who has really shitty hobbies? Women. Their hobbies are usually their cellphone and tv shows that it is. Way more pathetic.

Minimal standards:
- loyal
- not a landwhale, fat is fine
- no mental illness that can lead to murder or grievous harm of people around her, other mental illnesses are fine

Extra 1:
- virgin
- understands what it means to be a robot
- tries to make things she wants to happen, happen

Extra 2:
- kind
- understanding
- smart
- an actual fembot

All I want is someone in the minimal standards set, and yet even that's impossible to find.

This thread and all the others prove that ugly women are doomed from the start.

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My qualities?
Well I can cock and clean dishes
How about that eh impressive right?

>My hobbies are: Movies, videogames, cooking, and working out. Do you want to know who has really shitty hobbies? Women. Their hobbies are usually their cellphone and tv shows that it is. Way more pathetic

Stop trying to justify yourself. Post pics or gtfo normalfag.

>Wrong
>Probably wrong
>Wrong
>The exact opposite of wrong; PhD student with a former 6 fig salary, will be even higher after the PhD
>True
>That literally doesn't even make sense as a statement, fuck off faggot
>False
>False

I would still consider a 1/10 and yet they don't want me, they only want chad.

i'm not turning in my wizard card for shit, nigger

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The exact opposite of true*
>tfw so lonely all I have to keep me company is humanity's best friend

>Optimistic
>No heavier than 150 lbs
>At least a C cup, D and above is preferable.
>Open to all races, but I prefer some above others. Non-American White>Asian>Hispanic=Black>Middle-Eastern>Indian=American White
>Must be Fertile (VERY IMPORTANT)
>Must be at least of average intelligence
>Must want kids one day
>No Extreme beliefs, Politically, Religiously, or in general philosophy. No Centrists either.
>No Crazy hair colors.
Can't really think of much else. I just really want a nice girl who wants to start a family.

>I would still consider a 1/10 and yet they don't want me, they only want chad.

If you had the looks and weren't fat you'd be chad. Stop deluding yourself.

A woman?1

>younger than me (prefer teen)
>white
>smaller than me (prefer tiny tier)
>hates rap and country
>hates black and white trash
>is not a bootlicker
>is not religious
>good hygiene
>no STDs
>less sex partners than me (have had only one point five)
>likes to talk
>IQ above average or seems to be
>can play zelda and win without cheating
>likes anime and videogames

There it is, the reason I'm single.

Desperate people would say yes to less than your standards though, it's not like standards apply to robotic social lives. I'd probably say yes to a whore with darker skin tone than me realistically and make her wear headphones, not play vidya with her, etc.

>Can't really think of much else. I just really want a nice girl who wants to start a family.
>No Extreme beliefs, Politically, Religiously, or in general philosophy. No Centrists either.

So you want a moderate who is not moderate and a conservative, traditional wife who is not conservative or traditional? Good fucking luck idiot.

>I would still consider a 1/10 and yet they don't want me, they only want chad.
okay sure, do you want to my bf?

>feminine
>loyal

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I would prefer my ideal mate to have an IQ of about 115-120. I wish to be intellectually superior, but only just.

How is 10.1 bf% "fat" you dumb fuck. People who have made comments about my appearance have said that I look handsome and I was told once that I should be a model but I can't trust the people who have said that to have been objective. Whether or not I'm ugly, I'm not deformed and that should be enough. But apparently it's not. It's all about personality, but only in conjunction with looks. Miss either in any capacity whatsoever and it's game over.

>pretty face
>white
>not a slut
>Christian
>not fat
That's it, I'm not particularly picky am I?

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Give me your discord or email and I'll add you right away. But I expect proof that you're not just catfishing after a while.

>How is 10.1 bf% "fat" you dumb fuck. People who have made comments about my appearance have said that I look handsome and I was told once that I should be a model but I can't trust the people who have said that to have been objective.
Insecure.

>Whether or not I'm ugly, I'm not deformed and that should be enough. But apparently it's not. It's all about personality, but only in conjunction with looks. Miss either in any capacity whatsoever and it's game over.
Pessimistic and infantile. Attempts to explain his shortcomings by blaming it on da big ebil society!!1

Women are made to be broken like horses you dumb pleb. Odds are you're a nice guy faggot who thinks acting gentlemanly in todays society is going to get him anywhere.

Be a fucking man and eat some onions cunt.

>pretty face
literally too picky for that alone. Welcome to the modern world.
>christian
>not a slut
You may only pick one (protip: pick neither if you're trying to not be picky).

>having standards in women
>not being unable to measure up to your own standards of relationship material so you haven't even thought about what your standards are

>just bee yourself brah
Fuck off normalnigger. Stop projecting your incompetence on others.

Congrats, you just described what a Stacy would look like. Your standards are clearly fucking high retard

[email protected]

We can exchange discord after you email me

What do you mean pick one?
A REAL Christian girl wouldn't even consider sex outside of marriage.

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I have evaluated what my standards were a decade ago and then verified that I passed the equivalent standards. When I found that I didn't, I worked on myself to improve way, way beyond the pass requirement for each of my standards.
Unfortunately that has not allowed me to find anyone who passed my standards so now I threw my standards into the trash.

A "real" christian girl is literally rarer than a real fembot.

You deus vult guys are cringe as fuck

>is probably gay
no u

>>christian
>>not a slut
>You may only pick one (protip: pick neither if you're trying to not be picky).
what a fucking idiot. Christian women are the only chase women left in america, and they are less than 10%

>>pretty face
>>white
>>not a slut
>>Christian
>>not fat
>That's it, I'm not particularly picky am I?
Considering the selection of women you have today you seem incredibly picky. Good luck on your forever alone goals of 2018-your death.

>>feminine
>>loyal
too picky as well

>I would prefer my ideal mate to have an IQ of about 115-120. I wish to be intellectually superior, but only just.
iq isn't heritable moron. it's 100% environment unless you're black

>>younger than me (prefer teen)
>>white
>>smaller than me (prefer tiny tier)
>>hates rap and country
>>hates black and white trash
>>is not a bootlicker
>>is not religious
>>good hygiene
>>no STDs
>>less sex partners than me (have had only one point five)
>>likes to talk
>>IQ above average or seems to be
>>can play zelda and win without cheating
>>likes anime and videogames
so you want a virgin and a non-Christian, how dumb are you on a scale of 10-10?

>i'm not turning in my wizard card for shit, nigger
keep feeding the jews MGTOW nigger

>My qualities?
>Well I can cock and clean dishes
>How about that eh impressive right?
So you can do what every man is obligated to do?

>Minimal standards:
>- loyal
>- not a landwhale, fat is fine
>- no mental illness that can lead to murder or grievous harm of people around her, other mental illnesses are fine
>Extra 1:
>- virgin
>- understands what it means to be a robot
>- tries to make things she wants to happen, happen
>Extra 2:
>- kind
>- understanding
>- smart
>- an actual fembot

Why do all you idiots want virgins?

Once again you blame your problems on someone else, even going so far as to put words into their mouth to justify how pathetic you've become.

if i thought about it like that i might pass the equivalent standards of a girl i would gladly date, but that's not my point, as i am now i would not like to be in a relationship. so i haven't really bothered to consider how low i'd go, it's probably very low but not rock bottom though.

>it's probably very low but not rock bottom though.
marry on and old, she will cook and clean and fuck in many hole

Go to if your idea of a good time is to project and assume while refusing to face reality or to respond based on fact.

Another strawman. Ignoring the base of the argument.

well assuming i could have a personality and like myself enough to pursue anything, i feel like the older women who would be available to me might have kids my age who would know i'm a loser or be a woman who never had kids which i'm pretty sure is scarier than the angriest incel there is.

kek as a long time Jow Forums poster that is an extremely accurate review.

Can't ignore things that aren't there, normalfag.

>she has a high notch count
Nope. Pair bonding, sloppy seconds, blah blah blah.
>she needs constant validation
Nope. Seen it. They turn into bitches and do awful things to get it when they feel neglected.
>she's a gossipy cunt who throws her friends under the bus
Nope. Fuck that noise.
>she pathologically just lies about insignificant bullshit.
Nope. She'll be lying about important shit, too.
>her mom is a hambeast
Nope. She'll be one herself.
>she's a speed freak
Dropped.
>she's a drunk
Dropped.
>she has a tattoo
90% chance of NOPE
>intersectional anything/feminism
Double dropped.
>on psychs
I'm out.
>doesn't like or respect her dad
Dropped, contrary to what some strategists would say.
>doesn't like kids
Dropped, she's probably warped somewhere.
>her diet's shit
Hambeast timebomb.
>she's career-driven
Dropped.
>she has kids
Dropped.
>she has an impulsive personality
Hell no.
>she thinks she's hot shit
Nope.
The list goes on. It'd honestly be much easier to just list what I'd accept.

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>Biological female
>18-29
>No genetic disorders
>Sub
>Won't humiliate me in public(fuck you Elise, whore)

>>why I'm single
>>actually i'd go against these standards

Paydo joke notwithstanding
>>small (prefer tiny)

Learn to joke anonyfaggot.

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Decently attractive, reasonable, and nice feet

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>likes drugs, or at least doesn't mind my love of them
>not anorexic-level thin
>understands my humor, bonus points if you can make me laugh back
>cute
>not a nigger
>bonus points for gingers
>bonus points for freckles
>bonus points if over 6'0"

>loves President Donald Trump

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>not too ugly
>not too stupid
>willing to put up with my weird bullshit

>tad bit chubby
>tall
>smells nice
>plenty of body hair
>short head hair (preferably bald)
>good tasting
>funny
>relaxed
>loyal, but not clingy
>creative
>enjoys a good hug

Tfw no hairy giant gf

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>Loves me
Thats it dudes

Unrealistic expectations. orign

>not fat. I ask this because I'm shredded from years of rock climbing. Seems fair
>shorter than me. I'm 5'11 so if you're 5'10 you're fine
>virgin
>loyal
About it. I bring home 6 figures so I could support her as a stay at home mom. But in reality I'm going to kill myself by age 40 as a millionaire virgin because my described women doesn't exist even though those traits should be extremely common.

I tick these except the first one since I am overweight. I am willing to lose weight and have all my food consumption controlled though

what if I'm not him and I want you to post your discord and location right this instant?

Loves me
Doesn't abuse me
Doesn't take advantage of me
Is not morbidly obese. Specifying morbidly because its a matter of practicality. If they're just kinda fat or chubby I don't care.
Doesn't matter. They don't want me.

That is fine, post yours

Here it is, just for (You). I hope you're not opposed to traveling since you probably don't leave anywhere nearby though.

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>White
>not fat
>5'7 or under

This poor kid...that face...

Honestly, just me but as a female.

Basically,
>fit/athletic body
>works out at least 4 times a week
>good face
>takes care of skin
>care sa lot about health
>teal/seagreen eyes
>introverted
>wavy hair
>pale

>tits big enough for me to satisfy my titfucking fetish (i've got an above average sized dick and like being mostly or totally engulfed when i'm balls deep so that means pretty big tits)
>not a complete cow
>has basic hygiene skills. particularly important for stacked girls

surprisingly i've managed a girlfriend who met those requisites (black girls are where it's at if you like big tits and aren't chad). unfortunately this was before i turned 25 and woke up balding and depressed.

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ay thing is is that romance turns females on more than males, a lot more for some. if u have no social skills, out the window goes most

>Huge tits, G cup minimum
>Blue, green, or grey eyes
>Virgin
>Straight edge
>Unquestionably loyal to me and only me, will do as I say

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Sad if true. I'm open to trying to be romantic but I have no idea how to do that offhand and every advice seems to be 'just bee yourself'. Maybe I have to find a unicorn autistic gf who wouldn't bar me for other reasons.

Loyalty and openness. That's all.

MUST
>Not drastically taller than me (I'm only 5'4" and my gf is 5'5"...)
>Cute
>No mental illness
>Needs to enjoy going out and meeting new people
>Doesn't do drugs
>White (I know, it's racist, I don't care)
>Not too dumb
>Good hygiene
>Must be somewhat motherly and want children at some point
>Must tolerate my awful banter
>Must enjoy sex

BONUS, BUT NOT OBLIGATORY
>Blue eyes
>Thicccc

I mean, I've already hit jackpot.

>dominant
>not hideous/landwhale
>enjoys drinking
>not related to or supportive of cops
>capable of holding a conversation and/or comfortable without speaking

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>cute face
>white, jewish, or latin
>loyal
>virgin
>not thicc, doesn't need to be skinny but that's a bonus
>small boobs (small-ish medium also acceptable)
>not obsessed with politics
>not a socialist or neonazi
>cuddly

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>loves me
>accepts me
>wont cheat
>has enough in common that we can watch TV or something when we run out of stuff to talk about

Realistic and general standards
>Not obese (overweight is ok)
>White or Jewish
>Female
>Low sex drive/Not degenerate
>Genuine
>Loving and faithful
Unrealistic and specific standards
>Unhealthily skinny
>No ass or tits
>Female
>Sexually aggressive virgin
>Short blonde hair
>Blue eyes
>Loving and faithful
>Manic pixie dream girl
>Genuine

>Be a white male between the ages of 25-33
>Not overaly fat. Chubby, but trying to get in shape is very welcome.
>Facial attractiveness is hard to judge generally. I would prefer average. However, it is actually my least important standard.
>Similiar interests in politics, ethics, nerd activities, music, etc.
>must be motived and working (yearly salary 50K and upward)
>must like cats.

>wants to be my gf
>not a shitty person
>6 out of 10 and above

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>female
>white
>not fat
>long hair(mid back to waist length)
>no major mental issues (autism, aspergers etc)
>decent sense of humor
>doesn't have to be a virgin but at least not sleep around
that's about all I can think of off the top of my head.

Wrong on all accounts, except hobbies. I have an excuse for that though. My standards are still high:
>No gut/double chin
>At least 6/10 in the face
>G cup breasts minimum (they can be enhanced at a later date, I'd pay obviously)
>Loyal
>Preferably tall, but not a requirement
I'm extremely fit, fairly handsome, and have a huge cock

>not a single mother
>isn't dependent on parents/etc
>has never used any recreational drugs or drugs in a recreational way
>not a landwhale
>no problem with sex on the first date (if she's not fucking you she's fucking someone else)

I have yet to find a woman who meets all of these standards.

>everything i say applies to you because you are the center of the universe

fuck off snowflake

So you want a girl who is willing to slut it up on the first date but you dont want her to have ever used recreational drugs?

Good to know I don't even meet the requirements for robots and their standards.

Maybe you should reply to someone next time then you fucking retard. Or just neck yourself

If she's the kind of woman who hasn't used recreational drugs, I wouldn't consider it slutting it up, I'd consider it being interested and returning the favor. Probably should have clarified that relationships aren't exactly a priority to me. These are more convince-me-to-marry standards.

ITT: choosing beggars

>not fat
>white jewish or asian although i dont care much about race
>not a jackass

>Loyalty
>Minimum 3/10 facially
>At least 1 inch shorter than me (I'm 6'1)
>Maximum of 2 prior partners. Preferably a virgin waiting for marriage
>Loves and supports me as I do her

>white
>alt-right (same politics, but that'll never happen, better if non-political)
>not fat
>will smoke weed and drop acid regularly
>7/10+
>anti-SJW
>smart

Ill be single for a while

>drop acid regularly
>smart
>7/10
Is this bait?

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>caring about politics/intelligence in a woman
dude it doesn't fucking matter as long as she gives you head, if she's that anal about politics anyways that's probably a bad sign. A good woman's politics are only those that support her husband economically, not "lelelle pwn sjw xd"

>Born with a vagina
>Not fat - and by my standards, not American standards
>At least 6/10 (no Hypergamy)
>Natural hair color, no edgy style
>Dresses moderately conservative
>Not politically radical on either side
>At least somewhat smart
>Loyal
>Loves me back
Last two are most important

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There's always originally one

If hookers are illegal then all sex is a gift, ergo no one should look a gift horse in the mouth, ergo no one should have standards because it was free.

Saying fuck an 90 year old fat leper is no excuse you faggot.