>A girl comes up to you
>She starts to pat your head while calling you cute
Wat do
A girl comes up to you
Brayden Russell
Hunter Lee
Look at her and ask
"You alright?"
Matthew Murphy
>moshi moshi this is real life retard
Dylan White
I hate being called cute
go away
Cooper Lee
Tell her to get her eyes checked
Charles Cox
Cry
Validation and touch sounds nice
Michael Wilson
Tell her to fuck off for being condescending, then walk away.
Kevin Cook
there it is
this
Oliver Bailey
>implying a girl would ever approach a robot
Colton Hill
Get confused and step back.
Lucas Johnson
talk to her about (some girl keeps feeling my hair then we talk about sex its fuckin weird)
David Williams
I'd have probably tried to dodge to the max while remaining seated and looking uncomfortable. If she still went through with touching me I'd either look at her in utter confusion or jump up and back away. I'd then stutter out the question of what the fuck was she doing. Then one of us would leave eventually.
Andrew Williams
Grab her arm and punch the bitch with all my might whilst I let out my battle cry
>REEE REEE LET ME BE I WANT NO PATS FROM A DUMB ROASTIE
Jordan Jones
Try not to cry
Cry a lot
Jack Collins
Blush and look at my shoes and stutter out "t-thank you..."
Owen Evans
tell her not to touch me unironically
Brandon Hernandez
"I NEED AN ADULT! STRANGER DANGER!"
Joseph Wood
Tell her that your can pat my head when ever you like but she has to let me touch her titty for the exchange.
Christopher Torres
Masturbate about it when i get home after agonizing about missed opportunity on my trip home
Ryan Collins
Spill some spgahetti in an orinigaal way
Gavin Gomez
Tell her you too.
Marry her.
Asher Hernandez
>get up
>turn around
>pull out my gun
>whisper "thank you"
>kill myself in front of her
Blake Green
>Squat
>place both hands under my ads
>shit in hands
>proceed to catapult it at her
>it hits her in the face
>to go jail
Ian Lee
>I'm a 300lbs fatso
Assume she's mocking me somehow and yell at her.