Am I wasting my twenties, r9k. I realize that all im doing is going around banging roasties...

Am I wasting my twenties, r9k. I realize that all im doing is going around banging roasties. Will my future wife hate me for this?

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She'll adore you most likely.
>out of all those dumb roasties he chose ME? I'm super special.

Fembot here, she probably won't care that much so long you don't have any STDs. Just stop, the sex won't be worth it in the long run when you realise you haven't settled down with anyone.

>Should I lie when I do settle down and say ive only had sex with like 3 girls?

>The only reason I havent settled down is that due to my line of work I cant settle down for a few years. So in the mean time I just use roasties to fill in the time.

Yeah, you'll most likely end up with STDs and no woman would ever want ya coz they think you'll fuck them and run away

you the hoe, a man hoe.

>havent gotten an STD yet, I usually wear condoms though unless im super drunk.

>how many girls can I fuck before it becomes TOO many?

fembot here i would be disgusted and if you lie thats even worse just die alone and dont hurt good women please you are tainted scum

>My best friend from highschool is getting married next year I know he lied about his body count and hes been dating her for 6 years. It seems to be working out for him
>fembot are you just projecting your insecurities about yourself?

First of all, learn to fucking greentext.
Second, like the HOE said, you're already tainted, you most likely already have hpv or something
Third, for lyin', eventually it'll bite ya in the ass, like a jaguar, she gon hate you if--WHEN she finds out you lied.
Fourth? expect your uh "future wife" to be as hoeish as you are, and she'll also be disgusted by you.

>wow going straight to calling the fembot a hoe, says a lot about your perception of women.

Have you even had sex or are you a lvl 30 supreme gentleman

>getting upset over three letters displayed on a screen that weren't even directed to you
either address my post or get the fuck out, hoe.

>Just because your not talking to me does not mean I cant criticize your obvious rage towards women.
Jeez your cringey AF my dude

Hahah, captain-save-a-hoe to the rescue
whiteknight a little harder, baby.

OP, the main issue is that you are creating a pattern of sexual diversity that will make it impossible to be content with just one girl in the context of a monogamous relationship.
Basically you will get bored very quick of your wife, and will most likely cheat.

Ask me how I know...

Your talking to a guy thats been spending years on using women for his sexual gratification and tossing them aside when they no longer serve a purpose. I can almost hear the autistic screeching from Downtown apartment.

Do you think that when im in a place in my life where I can settle down I can just date a chick for a few years and if I dont get tired of her everything will be alright? (been in two longterm relationships before my hoe days started and never cheated)

>guise i'm not cap'n save a hoe imma slayer
ehehzheheheahahahahahah

>Should I lie
sure, but you'll be no better than a roastie

now get off my board, reee etc

General consensus is that men should lie to inflate their numbers while women should lie to deflate their numbers.

Fembot here, Y-you are one of the reasons why we're fembots ;-; men are scary and nothing but lusting for sex, no one of you guys actually want a good waifu

Don't worry bro. That's what we all do in this board. Last week I fucked 5 different roasties. I even got one of them to send a video of us fucking to his anime-loving beta boyfriend. Ex-boyfriend actually now.

Fembot here. You should just kys, OP

> Waste your twenties partying and sticking your peepee into roastie flaps
> Waste your twenties working fulltime plus doing studies, no time for sleep let alone parties

Both of those get to the age of 30 and experience a crisis about how they didn't do the other.

> Work part time or minimum wage and spend all your money on shit you don't need like endless holidays and vidya
> Waste your time playing vidya and being a NEET that has no social skills or any skills at all outside of gaming

These are the only way to truly waste your twenties. The only thing you have when you reach 30 is hopefully still a few friends from highschool/uni/abroad and some useless wow characters and photos from a generic beach or holiday activity that you could have done in your own country.

>Will my future wife hate me for this?
Why would she? It shows you're a player. Only a woman gets devalued by having too many dicks in her holes.