>she messages first
>still manage to fuck it up
Just end me lads.
She messages first
Wyatt Gray
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Tyler Cox
>"I see - what do you know then?"
Nicholas Williams
It's alright user, you're learning. You got complimented by some random tinderella, take it in stride and move on to the next bitch.
Hunter Hughes
Its nice to see these are the people I'm competing with hahaha
Jace Murphy
actually gives me hope toobeeheich
Lucas Walker
>"I see - what do you know then?"
That's actually pretty good, user.
Wyatt Stewart
At least you are destined for wizardhood OP
Ian Foster
You coulda done a lot worse. Don't worry about it OP. On to the next one
Henry Davis
What did you expect her to do after you replied "tyvm"? You fucked up by not leading the conversation anywhere.
Justin Williams
I like that reply. If it happened today it's possible she just hasn't responded yet
Carson Robinson
goddamn youre autistic
i mightve been spergy to give such a response irl but not when having the time to think of something nice and kind to say
Isaiah Reyes
What are you supposed to say to lead that anywhere? It's just a compliment.
Luis Ross
My cringe-o-meter went off the charts, but now I feel more hopeful.
Jace King
According to qz.com
>the formula is almost always the same: a vague reference to something on the match's profile, followed by an extremely easy question, like "I see you're into yoga.... so answer this question once and for all: which is better, hot or not?"
Aaron Rodriguez
>"I see - what do you know then?"
OH NONONONONONONO
Parker Watson
Hit her with a "please respond" for your fellow robots' entertainment.
Logan Edwards
First response decides
Christopher Nelson
this is so autistic you have no fucking clue
good job ruining it
Elijah Morales
>hey, I see you're a marine biologist: ever had sex with a man who's got crabs?
Bentley Evans
hardest ive laughed in a while OP what the fuck were you thinking
couldnt even reconsider while typing it out and sending it could ya
Isaac Phillips
Dude, relax and be funny and creative. At worst she tells you to fuck off.
Chase Robinson
what EXACTLY is wrong with what OP said... i dont get the joke and now I'm scared
Parker Long
>didn't crabpost
0/10 poor effort she's going to tie you to a refrigerator and steal your kidneys
Austin Wilson
>trying to woo a woman by speaking like it's a business meeting
:/
Luke Campbell
Repost the follow up pic you deleted OP that was pretty funny
Nathaniel Lewis
>I see - what do you know then?
cmon buddy
Henry Martinez
he blew it from the very first reply, acting like a beta bitch talking to a woman he's scared of
Daniel Gomez
Hope this one goes better
Grayson Rivera
t. never speaks to women
the fuck are you talking about retard he said thank you, how is that a beta response
Julian Peterson
are you OP?
you seem like a witty guy how did you fuck up that last msg in the first one so badly
Adam Garcia
What am I doing wrong?
Fooling original
Daniel Jenkins
Holy shit, please say this. She'll laugh and it should lead to a conversation
Or she'll unmatch and you didn't want to meet her anyway
Caleb James
Whenever a woman messages you first, just tell her to fuck her ugly ass off, if she gets offended and stop talking to you, you lose nothing, if she gets turned on, then just continue being an asshole and laugh at her existence.
Kevin Moore
It made me laugh, so you've at least got that going for you.
Jacob Wilson
Hmmmmmmmm jyyu
Bentley White
Literally the first time I've ever been messaged first. Tried to play it cool rather than funny.
Daniel James
I bet she can get BLACKED in under 2 minutes.
Jeremiah Ward
You arent even trying man
Austin Young
That's some next level faggot bullshit dude. What the fuck were you thinking?
Alexander Hall
being gay, jeez don't write so much, write something she can respond to and continue the conversation with
Xavier Bailey
Why the FUCK do roasties keep giving me shit about my height? I'm fucking average height
Jack Bell
Lol much better always go for the joke
Dylan Campbell
These type of pickup line screenshots are great cringe
Hudson Butler
How the hell is she supposed to reply to that? What can she say?
Andrew Parker
>I'm 12 foot tall in dog feet
Connor Fisher
Anything under 6'2" is below average
Parker Hughes
I bet you get all the ladies with that cunning sense of humor, FAGGOT
Brandon Diaz
When she tells you to meet just try and get a date asap. Small talk is useless
Gabriel Perry
This shit ain't fuckin easy
Kayden Torres
the funny suits you way better
Angel Flores
I'm in New Mexico. The average height for men here is 5'7"
Christian Hall
*The average height for manlets
The average height for real men is 6'2"
Eli Ramirez
What the fuck did I do wrong?
Carson Rogers
I'm a Chad in dog pussy, user.
Lincoln King
Nothing, those lines were fine. you gotta remember lots of girls use tinder as a self-esteem boost and just browse it when they're bored
for what its worth, if a halfway decent girl messages you first then you've got something going for you
Nathan Smith
Too much of an intelligent joke for her to understand obviously
also
>messages you first
Chad
Wyatt Davis
>actually come up with a good joke
>roastie is too dumb to understand it
Is this what Dennis Miller feels like?
Jayden Martin
Shoulda just said
>You are
Eli Cooper
>which hospital you at
top kek thats fucking gold
Asher Garcia
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT AM I DOING WRONG
Oliver Moore
are all women as dumb as this? d
Noah Lopez
>Which hospital you at
Leo Powell
>"which hospital you at?"
HAHAHAH roasties btfo
Andrew Phillips
>friends hook me up with this girl they know
>she's pretty cool
>date for a while
>fug
>she breaks up with me
>turns out she's a size queen and I'm not big enough for her
>tells me friends I have a small dick and suck at sex
>they fucking bust my balls everyday since
Fuck
Joshua Turner
Yeah man I don't know. I went on this set up date the other day, other people were there, but my friends invited me specifically to meet this girl they had coming. It was fucked from the get go, the moment I said anything to her, just incidentally at well, she made it painfully clear she had been duped/forced into coming, and I was just a bother to her. I deliberately ignored her for the rest of the night not even being salty, just as a courtesy really, I wasn't happy about it either desu and just wanted to get drunk and have fun. Everyone just kept calling me a pussy for not talking to her when I swear they must have known just as well as I did that she didn't want it.
Blake Hill
she doesn't know what any of the words in your response mean
Nicholas Taylor
>bad boys
user, you're shitposting on Jow Forums. She's gonna see right through you
Elijah Perez
it started ok, but yeah u did fuck it up
9gag cringy
this one was funny
You put too much effort into it, so its not funny even if you sent it ironically
lol
Stupid whore shouldve just type the crying emoji
The first message was ok, you shouldve just wait
hm.
Tyler Brooks
>which hospital you at?
how will wimin ever recover?
Austin Reyes
Bitch fucking blocked me
Christopher Ward
I'm pretty sure that's a man from the thumbnail profile pic
Ryder Thomas
cause it was retarded and unfunny ya daft cunt
Jason Morgan
>through family
David Baker
>having friends and sex
MUH BOARD
Realistically, don't get down on it. She was a slut and your friends set you up with her. Tell your friends to chill the fuck out. At least you had sex.
Anthony Williams
>sexually harass a woman you just met
>hurr durr y she block me
End yourself
Landon Watson
>haha I quoted everyone what now drumpfkins???
Evan Gray
You stole that from reddit you cheater
Ryder Long
> knowing that it was on reddit
Juan Morales
Pure quality holy shit
John Ramirez
Say 6'2" or 3. Even if you're not. You know she will block you so take the opportunity to ask her about cup size. Say it's a bit too small, you like women with actual curves.
This drives them nuts. When they can't have someone due to reversed superficial reasons they lose it.
Christian Kelly
KEK. Saved. ORIG
Mason Cruz
this. You could say you're 6ft in person and she'd probably believe you as long as you're noticeably taller
Nolan Bell
>Stealing from Jow Forumstinder
Ayden Reed
>he doesn't know
user I ....
Lincoln Nguyen
You should've just responded yes when she asked if you were over 5 feet
Noah Collins
Lost, totally BTFO
William Roberts
Fuck what anyone says, I'm Chad and this is hilarious
Thomas Campbell
its more like
>oh user, jenny says her daughter and you would get along great. take some money and go on a date.
Alexander Harris
>implies her ass is big
>has no ass
What did the Jew mean by this?
Dominic Wood
Fix your grammar before trying to text to grills
Brayden Reed
Girls don't care about grammar, virgin
Matthew Howard
i also feel dumber for not getting the "which hospital you at" AND the second joke part
explain pls?
Bentley Powell
She's giving you an invitation to be more explicit, say something lewd than tell her where to meet jfc I am wizardmaterial and I can see that
Chase Gray
pls response pIs
Cameron Taylor
wich hospital you at ?
Leo Gomez
Tell her that she shouldn't get her ass mixed up with her nose.
Evan Edwards
>browing reddit
the absolute state of Jow Forums. holy fuck please leave
Easton Cruz
REEEEEEEEEEE IS IT SUPPOSED TO IMPLY IM RETARDED SO THAT WHY IM IN A HOSPITAL?
CUS IF SO XDD GREAT JOKE FORGOT TO LAUGH
WHATS WITH THE VEGETABLE ONE THO
Ryan Bennett
Ya blew it, should've said, "Come and find out ;)"
Charles Evans
read the last bit
vegetable
noun
noun: vegetable; plural noun: vegetables
1.
a plant or part of a plant used as food, such as a cabbage, potato, turnip, or bean.
"fresh fruit and vegetables"
2.
informal
a person with a dull or inactive life.
"I thought I'd sort of flop back and be a vegetable for a bit"
offensive
a person who is incapable of normal mental or physical activity, especially through brain damage.