Suicide general

How does Jow Forums feel about the lamp post and car/bike method? You have to tie a strong nose, tie one end into a lamp post, the other end in your head of course, with several dozen yards of rope, out of the window if it's a car, accelerate full speed into the nothingness and bam, in an instant it's all gone. It's the best option IMO if you don't have access to firearms.

Go back to class lunch break is over

Well I don't have a car plus rope costs money so eh... I don't see much of a gain in that method.

But you need a car, a bike wouldn't work as you'd stop too soon

I do have a car and 50m of rope is like $20.

HAHAHAHAHHAA OH i AM LAUGHING HEHEHEHEH

I don't know seems too complicated originalo

well it's a bit more elaborate, but easier than many other alternatives.

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Here is a good tutorial if you don't know how to tie a noose

come on lads, what are you lot thinking? the obvious way to go is by train on a major trainline(yanks may have slight trouble here). In bongland we have a major railway that heads from London up to Scottland and it's very heavily used by commuters and such. To leap in front of a train you die instantly but then there are massive, massive delay's so you cause as much havoc as possible. Shame you can't see the aftermath but your last moments will be reassuring knowing normans and people you despise will suffer. Annoyance, not being able to see their family, having to spend money on a hotel etc.

By far the best method out there.

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I'd rather die in a quiet forest far away from anyone.

Ugly rope, 0/10.

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Sorry best rope I could find

what a thin, dumb looking rope

you can't even kill yourself right, just go to bed and wait for death, at least you can't fuck that one up

Buy a better one.
One of those beige ones with the stripes, the average rope.
Urs sucks, I'd laugh at your dead body if I found you hanging from that.

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Seriously, some people commuting to their work doesn't deserve getting fucked over by some suicidal faggot that can't get his shit together. Grow the fuck up

Well at least I'd be dead and you will still be living in this fucking world. So I win by default.

Very convincing original

Death is the punchline.

Should have 8 nooks not 5.

alright might want to put more lines in the noose part to give extra support. nooses can have like 7 wraparounds max

eh who cares as long as it gets the job done

Thats the point you mong.
Or do you want the rope to get loose and fail (with the Chance of being a vegetable afterwards)

maybe.... originalo

Could just as well hang yourself with a belt from a doorknob then

If ya'll wanna acc die for real then electrocution is easy enough, just hook up some bats in series if you're too pussy for the mains outlet and send the current through your heart. You can find wires everywhere nowadays, just open up dead appliances like a game controller, headphones, keyboard, even any cable will have a working piece of copper in it. Within 48 hours you should be cold dead from an irregular heartbeat. Go spend your last hours doing what you always wanted to.

oi oi we have a moralfag in the thread.

>hurr durr poor commuters

Not like most people these days are utter cunts who deserve what is coming to them.

Come on man think this through.

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Dont fucking do it man, im staying in this thread now.. please talk to me bro? i can atleast listen instead of spewing normal anti suicide shit. tell me whats going on, I care

You are literally retarded. The noose is the last type of knots you want. Go make a slip knot or something.

Any fall from 12+ stories is practically guaranteed to kill you. It's the most reliable method short of blowing your brains out of a shotgun. You're overthinking it.

>actually falling for the bait

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what about a pistol to the back of the head?

All I know is up through the mouth is better than temple. The back of the head should be like through the mouth if angled upwards but it's an akward position to shoot from.

It wont work and you will have nasty rope burn on your neck

If I fail you will have a thread later tomorrow

Hard to aim.
Pistol in general is a bad idea.
If you can get your hands on a pistol, it stands to reason you could also get a shotgun, which is a lot more reliable.

Going for OD, seems to be the best way out

To whoever mentioned the car method I'll pass on that, I'd rather feel the excitement of falling then wreck a perfectly good car

Nah you just gonna puke your guts out and live

In case this isn't bait, don't do it man.

In case this isn't bait, do it, no one will give a fuck, you're a piece of shit anyway.

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