>tfw 5'7
Anyone else instantly lose the game of life?
Tfw 5'7
Adrian Martin
Lucas James
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Owen Watson
5'7" isn't that bad.
You gentlemen of medium height can shop off the rack, drive any car comfortably, can buy clothes overseas if you travel, will live longer, and can fit anywhere.
I am over 6' and am jealous of how much easier it is for shorter guys
Evan Nelson
Do people really take the height meme seriously?
Don't dwell on shit you can't change, work on the things that can be worked on and you'll do well in life
Ethan Taylor
i'm 6'2 and you have no idea how common it is to find short guys dating woman's around here.
honestly, it's way more harder for a tall guy to date a woman.
Brayden Perry
Where the fuck do you live? xxx
Eli Sullivan
a shithole called brazil
Owen Cooper
Yes, I 'm 5'5.
Parker Moore
I feel for you, bro. At least there is peace in finding a short woman for you, but anything over 5'6 and you're fucked.
Nathan Watson
hey, me too!
original
Jace Fisher
>tfw 5'2 and can only play the demo for life
No hope no end
Christopher Perez
honestly, im glad that im 6'3. height alone makes my shit life not so shit. Like, its still shit but tolerable shit
Brandon Rogers
You literally won the game of life. What are you on?
>ideal height for looksmaxing
>get Jow Forums easily
>can get pussy like no tomorrow
Wyatt Robinson
>>ideal height for looksmaxing
>>get Jow Forums easily
>>can get pussy like no tomorrow
Jaxon Ward
You don't think he is drowning in pussy? You're a retard. Why would he care about what two ugly dumb roasties think.
Jayden Cruz
Hugh Hefner is drowning in pussy as wel, whats your point? You average robot will never be rich and famous to pull that off
Lautner is attractive, yes, but do not forget that movies in which he starred in used camera tricks and perspectives to make him appear taller. His female fans that are obssesed with him have no idea how short he looks in real life
Benjamin Rodriguez
And none of his female fans care about how short he is in real life and would literally beg for his d.
Liam Garcia
>18 year old male.
>5 ft
How much rope should I buy?
Isaac Cox
He's 5'9" which means the girl to his left is ~6' and the girl to his right is like 6'3" (they're probably in heels but still). What the fuck were they expecting? They're taller than 95% of men anyway, what they thought he'd be like 6'6"? What dumb people desu.
Caleb Jackson
>He's 5'9" which means the girl to his left is ~6' and the girl to his right is like 6'3"
Yeah, that must be it.
Mason Brooks
>And none of his female fans care about how short he is in real life and would literally beg for his d.
>i cant read
According to celebheights he's 5'8. And as I said, movies use camera tricks to make him look taller so these thots naturally expected him to be a tall guy
James Robinson
>tfw no Microsoft engineer mommy gf
Luke Wright
Yes, you can look it up his height. My point stands.
Then subtract an inch from all my numbers, the point is the same. The one woman is over 6' either way.
Jacob Nguyen
The universe is a cruel and unfair place.
Luis Cook
Those aren't fans, just some dumb roasties. And is that even real? And not faked.
Nathan Bailey
The girl on the right is more like 6'0 (pic related). He looks just ridiculously short, if he was 6'0 he'd be the same height as the girl on the right and taller than the girl on the left, the photo would look normal
Henry Parker
5 foot 11 checking in
Gavin Diaz
>Those aren't fans, just some dumb roasties
All male celeb fans are dumb roasties
>And is that even real? And not faked.
Real, this is his wife
Jeremiah Brown
In more ways than one.
oraregonal
Sebastian Morgan
The photo doesn't look abnormal at all
Brody Gutierrez
>tfw 5'1"
you don't know true suffering
Jonathan Brooks
>tfw ultra manlet (below 5'5)
>can't even pull off cute shota mode because of elongated face that belongs on a lanklet
Eli James
Get on HRT and become my boiwife.
Oliver Cooper
>will live longer
how is this positive
especially when you're manlet
you think being manlet isn't that bad because you've never experienced it
ignorance is bliss
Jonathan Mitchell
>have well paid job
>fuck lots of girls
>have many friends and social circles
>good looking and fit
Life is good. Why wouldn't I enjoy it at 5'7"? I'd hate to be a tall a bad looking skinnyfat.
Matthew Barnes
>The Virgin Tim Willits
>The Chad Magnus Nedfors
Tyler Nelson
>tfw 6'7
>went from chubby average height to lanklet faggot in like a couple years
>can't put on any fucking muscle
>literally now everyone just says "wow you're tall" or stares like an autist
>fuck
>off
>every day
Shit goes both ways user, im jealous of those fags in the middle ground
Jaxon Parker
>At least there is peace in finding a short woman for you
>tfw want a tall amazon gf
I'd be happy with a short gf too though.
Thomas Sanchez
you realise he is dead?
Camden Wright
5'7 is awful
I'm 5'8 and I overhear shorter girls saying they wouldnt date me cuz im too short
Jason Carter
I'm 5'7" and fuck bitches all the time. You're doing it wrong.
Asher Green
teach me
im tired of this shit life of no gf
Christopher Wright
>tfw 5'11
I was close. i was this close.
William Torres
>be fun, outgoing, nice
>talk to girls
That's about it.
Jayden Young
Yes. Too bad the game over screen won't go away.
Blake Bell
No more than five feet ideally.