Woah, you post on Jow Forums too?!?!

'Sup Jason ? Didn't expect to see you here.

>just think about the reasons people come to Jow Forums
To have entertaining conversation with like minded people?

They're not wrong
Go back to your hole

Well it really depends on the boards tho. I can picture this reaction for the high traffic boards like /b/, Jow Forums and Jow Forums, but others like /mu/, /tv/ or even less known like /po/ are a matter of passion more than loneliness/autism & stuff

>Holy shit dude... are you doing that on the uni network? they'll kick you out when they findout

Nigger
origninally

as said, I wouldn't mind talking to someone about /mu/, but imagine yourself talking to someone about Jow Forums
>wow! you browse r9k too?
>yeah man, I'm a robot dude
>cool! fuck roasties amirite? hahaha

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Had a beer with a guy from Tinder once and he suddenly asked me what I "thought of manlets" and I asked him what board he browsed. Turned out to be a Jow Forumsfag. It was weird desu

>at work
>early in the morning and no one else in
>microwaving breakfast in the break room
>browsing Jow Forums on my phone while I'm waiting
>user, you browse Jow Forums too!
>fuck, it's Ashlon the weird new guy
>y..ya sometimes
>he pulls out his phone and starts showing me stupid Jow Forums memes
>my food is done
>use it as an excuse to leave
>later
>get a text
>it's more stupid memes
>who is this?
>It's me, Ashlon.
>How did you get my number?
>I found it on the employee emergency contact list and thought you'd want some fresh memes
>block him
>a week later
>he comes into my office
>user, you haven't responded to me so I came here to deliver you memes in person
>he literally printed them off from the work printer
>t..thanks, but I'm busy filing expense reports
>No problem, user. Just watch out for Jerry in accounting - he's a Jew.
>that's it
>report him to HR
>he gets written up and is not allowed to talk to me unless it's work related
>he gives me the death stare if we run across each other

Fuck off, Ashlon

>browsing in public
you're a real kind of normalfag, aren't you?

your greentext makes me feel uncomfortable

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kek
what kind of memes was his pineal gland stimulating to? did he actually print out antisemite stuff?

>i came here to deliver you memes in person

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>Jow Forums
ill never understand their obsession with height
i'd think a board that centers around its practice on dedication or hard work would adopt a philosophy that doesn't value something inherent and unchangeable

>You browse that board too? ahaha dude join my discord!

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My friend mentioned Jow Forums to me once and I found out we browse the same general thread by spotting tabs open on his computer. Another friend said a guy I know sounds like a "cuck" but hesitated before saying it, as though he was about to reveal his powerlevel. I also browsed /wsg/ in front of a girl i worked with and showed her cute birb webms. She told me about her pet birds and I asked her out but she dodged me and now is dating an Asian dude.

>and I asked her out but she dodged me and now is dating an Asian dude.
y-you already made your point, why did you have to say this too?

Jesus, you're both autists.

Ashlon COMPLETELY BTFO

Because I got cucked by an Asian. Not even a muscular one, a faggy skinny one. He has pretty facial aesthetics though.

This is why you don't talk about Jow Forums outside of Jow Forums
We're gonna need a new Jow Forums after all you fucks ruin it by luring the normies here. yes i know about excess chans
OP, you had nothing else to talk about, you sperging fuck, so you brought up the last thing you should have talked about. PLEASE KYS!

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this is not about talking to people irl about Jow Forums, this is about people finding out that we browse Jow Forums

You sound like one of those normies that gor lured here

>beer with a guy from tinder
are you a homosexual male?

>muh seacrit chlub

Mate Jow Forums is one of the most popular websites in the world. Everyone knows of it.

ASHLON DID NOTHING WRONG!

fucking JEW!

>Based Ashlon punished for exposing one of (((them)))
What proof else do you need, sheeple?!

Here in Italy I've met only two people who even know what Jow Forums is; one of them only knows of it as "that place with the pedobear" and I've never discussed it further with the other

>friend makes a Freudian slip about one of your embarrassing posts

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>calarts
His chin isn't protruding though

I can't imagine my reaction if a retarded redditor asked me that.

How does your friend know of your Jow Forums posts? Does he post here as well?

The guy browses Jow Forums. That should tell you enough

>That one guy who green texts in real life
>That one dude who uses Jow Forums lingo in normal conversations.

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>browsing Jow Forums at all

Showed him a reaction image and I used it the next day in a post.
but greentext is a great way to structure a post while still being lazy about it

formerly

And he happened to come across that particular post. Your luck has been fairly shitty. What was it about anyway?

I made an ironic post in one of those
>[family/friend] found the [sexual/masturbatory object]
meme threads, but also asked a serious question about POs as well.
When I asked him to repeat his Freudian slip, he said it was nothing, and it was never brought up again. Overall, not a good feeling.
If you're reading this, I ain't gay.

Even worse
>>That one dude who misuses Jow Forums lingo in normal conversations.
I had a friend who thought that "facepalm" meant that you palmed someone else's face, like "owned him epic style"
Years of hiding my power level kept me from correcting him

Those meme threads are quite well known. Did he not recognize that you had been memeing?

Ashlon is such a sperg name

>Years of hiding my power level kept me from correcting him
I know this feeling all too well user.

how the suck is that original

I used to be that guy. The cringe on looking back on these conversations is unbearable.

>user, you havent responded to me so I came here to deliver you memes in person
>he literally printed them off from the work printer

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This is a fictional anecdote, I can tell. If real, then you were overly cruel towards that poor autist. He just wanted company.

>friend literally tells everyone including his own fucking parents he browses Jow Forums and tells them about chan culture and shit
Christ dude STOP

>That one dude who uses Jow Forums lingo in normal conversations.
I say "manlet" and loads of other shit in daily conversation. Mostly with people who are on the internet a lot but still.

>tfw mother found out I used to use Reddit
>asks me sometimes what people on Reddit are saying about a particular politics topic
>mother starts going on Reddit herself
>saw notifications on her phone of recommended Reddit posts meaning she has the app installed
I hope she starts participating in discussion there so she can quickly realize how cancerous it is.

I don't understand how people that browse this site are willing to talk about it in real life. We make a huge deal out of
>muh skerit club
but it seems like they've ignored this shit. This includes shooters that mention Jow Forums in their shitty manifestos. Fuck you

>bro, what is he doing to that girl? do you really watch that?
fucking normies i can't even

>friend makes a "triggerd" joke over voice chat
(for context, here that tumblr bullshti is even less known than Jow Forums)
>poke him with something like "What did you just say? Trigger, what does that mean?"
>he stammers something out and immediately changes subject

Did I get a glimpse of his true form?

>Yheah but that place is not as crazy as Jow Forums
>OOOH YOU POST ON Jow Forums TOO?!
>LMAAAAAO WE ARE SO FUCKING DISGUSTING LOL

FUUUUUCKING NORMIES RUINING EVERYTHIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!

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>Reddit
Please fucking leave.

This is a copypasta you absolute newfag retards.