Wow fembot, are you really gonna eat all this?

>Wow fembot, are you really gonna eat all this?

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Yes, gibe.
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That is too many fries tho

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You're one to judge.

Yes. Yes, I am going to eat that and I'm going to enjoy it.

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Soda gives me a headache and doesn't even taste that good, I don't understand how anyone drinks it. I'd probably get halfway through the fries before the grease becomes overwhelming. That burger will be devoured in seconds though

"Too many" You can never have "too many" fries.

Is that a third nipple? 2/10 wouldn't bang.

id rather originally eat you desu

well not at once. I'll wrap the burger up and put it in the fridge for dinner or breakfast. The fries and shake can hold me over for a day.

>I'll wrap the burger up and put it in the fridge for dinner or breakfast.
ew

How do people keep that little piece of paper on top of their drink like that? No matter how hard I try it never works :(

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It literally clips on. How do you manage to not have it stay?

>I'd probably get halfway through the fries before the grease becomes overwhelming.

Try baking them. Grab frozen french fries, get a large pan, put only a tiny bit of oil on it, enough to very thinly coat the bottom, put frozen fries in, make sure it's just 1 layer, bake in a 400 preheated oven for 30 ish mins. Increase the temperature for the last 5-10 mins for a nice crust.

It's like eating fries but without the disgusting oil. Plus they don't get soft and soggy if you leave them for a couple hours

dont care whether you are male female or anything in between marry me

Oven fries are irredeemable.
Might as well roast some potatoes

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Assuming you're a dude, sure as long as you're a qtp trap

>Oven fries are irredeemable.
Honestly I thought the same until I tried them. They're actually pretty good

>Might as well roast some potatoes
That's a completely different food though. I love roasted potatoes but you can't compare them to fries

straight and look like it, shame
>ftw no cook xf

WTF THAT LOOKS GREAT *smacks soda out of his hand* i'll eat the rest

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>tfw no jack sprat to my mrs. sprat

I wouldn't be able to eat that much

>I wouldn't be able to eat that much
Femlet

I'm borderline eating disorder desu, underweight for my height and age

Just the fries, Chad. I don't drink soda and am a vegetarian.

always remember that weight = bewbs

no thank you. too much muscle, i prefer men with scales and claws

oh, I weigh 45kg I'm a C cup though, which is average or above average in my country actually

Thanks for bringing me food Chad. You're the best bf ever.

45kg is literally nothing you are half my weight and I am a fucking twink. Do women even have bones

>tfw no small big boobs gf

>90kg twink

are you 6'6?

188 whatever that might be in ameriunits

Wolverine is that you?

Do you have concrete instead of bone marrow?

my boyfriend called me an incel the other day and im still slightly offended

You could stand to lose a bit of weight and get a boob job. Maybe if your face isn't all that ugly some guy might like you then.

Would be fucking badass I'd take that

Dont bully my eating disorder friend you faggot. People who experience bullying and choose to copy it instead of getting gud bother me reee

>friends make fun of me for being a virgin
originallyposted

Yes they do, and I am trying hard to get back on track with a normal weight. I'm 5'5" if that says anything.
you will get one someday
>You could stand to lose a bit of weight and get a boob job.
no I want to gain weight, I am trying my best
>Maybe if your face isn't all that ugly
I wouldn't say so
>some guy might like you then.
I've been with my current boyfriend for 6 years
thank you kind user

Jesus. How tall are you?

>I've been with my current boyfriend for 6 years
Get out of my face roastoid

In n out fries are shit though

5ft5
he is my only sexual partner, how does that make me a roastie lmao? we're getting married soon

You'll cheat eventually. It's inevitable. Also you're not a virgin at marriage, thus he should not marry you!

u have to eat all the fries femanon

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oh..hi babe, up already?
decided to make an omelet
there is also coffee if you want some

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>fembot goes straight for the meat
interesting

The straw is served wrapped in paper. The paper has a flap going along the straw. Grap the flap with your thumb and index finger, and gently rotate your wrist. This will break the paper flap evenly, on both sides of your finger. Now that you have these two tears in the paper, pull on this little "tab" that you just created. You will essentially circumscize the straw, tearing the paper wrapping, creating a 1 centimeter gap in the paper.

Now slide off one of the sides of paper, leaving the other side still on. Stuck the exposed side of the straw into the drink. The paper side will stick out of the other end, protecting your drink from dust and germs. It will hold itself in place because of the airlock created when the straw is submerged in soda.

I hope that answers your question.

Fucking skellies are 90% of this board