A girl from my work likes me but i absolutely do not like her. How can i in a non-rude way show im not interested? Yes she is fat
She writes to me on fb when i only write to colleages about work related shit. Blushes when she sees me etc. Its quite uncomfortable
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Make her think you have a girlfriend, either directly or indirectly.
You can be direct and not be rude. Just be straight up with her, tell her y'all aren't gonna be like that. Just don't tell her it's because she's fat ha.
Ask her for relationship advice about another specific person. When you and this person do get together, hold onto your admirer. Now, let the power flow through you...
Women don't understand basic shit like keeping your distance and being cold. They just think it makes you "mysterious." You have to be direct.
Tell her youre a massive faggot OP
Might be the only girl that's interested in you despite being a faggot you are. Go for it, don't miss this chance.
Just close your eyes and think of Cara.
Show her this board and tell her "This is where I spend my waking hours. These are my brothers."
Hell to the fuk no. I would rather be an incel
Good ones. But she knows me too well i can fake a gr. I will just tell her about a girl i like from school
This is the nuclear option, however expect fallout as your male colleagues will respect you less and any other female interest at work will be gone. Also expect word about your homosexuality to spread around like wildfire.
>I would rather be an incel
I respect you for having some standards.
Joke about how she's a femcel and you're worried she might shoot up your workplace, then subtly tell her she should try to find a really obese bf.
Tap it for the experience. Maybe she has a hot cousin you'll meet at a family picnic. She might be kinky as fuck and have 3 other ugly girlfriends who want to join in too.
You're a disgraceful sack of shit.
M8 NO. Besides she is religious as hell This is why i like this board. People really tries to shape your mentality and see from other perspectives instead of telling you wha to do like Jow Forums
Incel/femcel are not used terms in this country
M8 she is full of herself. She will probably think i talk about her and ask for advice that can help me score HER. Women are weird like that
It's better to learn from wisdom rather than fuck up and learn from experience.
cara is qt
anyway, user... you don't do anything at all. you want a quick way to get your whole work-place to hate you? you tell a roast you're not interested .
doesn't matter if she grabs your dick, doesn't matter if she just stares at you a lot, you just DON'T GO THERE. Keep quiet. Is it sexual harassment on her part after a while? Yes. But you're a man and not a woman, so it isn't your place to call the shots on that.
Keep your mouth shut, because if you make a move that embarrasses her, you will not recover from her roast-wrath.
Is it unfair that you have to smell her yeast? Yes. But it's better than having everyone hate you. Sorry it has to be this way
Fuck her pussy and post the video on her fb timeline
I dont care about isolation im used to it. I just want mybdamn money wtf
You know I'm a staunch believer of don't shit where you eat, but your advice to OP is retarded. He shouldn't need to debase himself like that. Some jobs are temporary but shame and guilt are forever.
Not really the same thing as an incel (i.e. INVOLUNTARY celibate).
Still, I can respect a man who at least has enough self-respect to not date genetic trash like 300lb. landwhales.
Fucking normie advice
When you don't like a roastie you don't tap. Why not? Free pussy. Xp. You can leave anytime, right?
Fuck no
Its a trap.
> Oh pls user.. I'm looking for a good hearted man.
That's how you retards end up with Tyrone's son and greasy landwhales.
Yeah what can kind of lonely loser would fuck someone they dont feel attracted to?
How old are you?
Why do you not like her?
You should give her a chance. If you are under 18, you should 100% date her.
also, why the fuck are you using facebook?
Fuck her then dump her ass and make it clear that is your intention you virgin cuck
Go up to her
Tell her you just got out of a relationship
Your girlfriend died
Be vague about it and don't give too many details
Imply that you're the one who killed her
Done
>was in exactly this situation with a fat girl at work
>absolutely wanted to get her off my ass
>decided to try and let her down in a smart way
>decided if I show her how likely I am to get fired she will think I am unstable and leave me
>made a fake email chain where I pretended my boss was thinking of letting me go 'for sleeping with his husband', as I assumed the double whammy of being gay would be the best
>'accidentally' sent to her
>she fucking reported me for it and I actually almost got fired
just be careful OP
tfw no cara gf
jeez fuck off op
>Niggerbook
>OP is Attractive and sexy as hell
>Redditspacing nigger
Chad why don't you fuck off my board kike bitch
Why do people consider this absolute fuckup attractive? For fuck sake, lads, get your shit together.
Cara, I mean.
Why tf should i give someone a chance i dont like? Makes 0 sense. I will get nothing out of it
I only attract fat girls for some reason. Also i use fb for school/work related shit. And keeping contact wth old friends
OP, don't always reply to her on FB even if she can see that you're online. Keep your messages polite but curt. Leave her on seen sometimes. Reply to her stuff a day late, etc. Don't be a dick, don't try to make some overly complicated loony tunes scheme, just don't lead her on. Same replies for irl conversations, be nice but keep it short. If she ends up asking you out, deny politely
Sounds good. Finna do dat
I actually do think she is attractive desu. I love posh girls. Posh succubi with nice posh accents and manners. I love how girlish her nose is.
I like her hair, her lips, her voice and her goofy attitude
Try to make her lose interest by being as much of a woman repellent as possible. This board should give you an idea
Act nervous, lazy and pessimistic, say awkward shit, be a nerd and so on. It'll be one hell of a funny experiment, both to you and to us when you tell us how it went.
tell her how u love em STICC
or this
Mmmm
cara is nice
Proper british qt.
Her voice is really nice too
Tell your boss about what she's doing or berate her publicly about how annoying she is.
Its rude but VERY effective
idd.
only reason i sometimes listen to gta V: pop channel. lovely voice!
Yes thats one of my favorite parts of that game. Her mellow voice I like even better than her upbeat dj voice.
just tell her you don't date your coworkers
Why are they (((They))) so determined to make this talentless eyebrow monster a star
youtube.com
Just tell her you don't want a relationship with a coworker. That's it.
idk, but I'm enjoying the ride
Check out this rare ultra HD pic of Cara.
isn't that maisie williams?
>have a girl like you
>"Dude, better reject her"
OP isn't a robot and should fucking leave
>Hell to the fuk no. I would rather be an incel
Well you wouldn't be an incel if you rejected her, now wouldn't you?
What a Seinfeldian story
>"You sent the fake chain email saying you're gay?"
>"I had to Jerry! She wouldn't stop clinging onto me! She was killing independent George!"
Jesus Christ that's clever user.
The female part is true, but unless your male colleagues are blatantly homophobic then there wouldn't be any fallout.
It's not disgraceful you self-righteous nigger. It's clever.
That would be a good idea if he wanted to straight up lose his job you fucking moron.
user has a point for once, especially when it comes to single mothers, that is an area you NEVER want to go. Yes she might have a fat ass and big tits, but the emotional baggage alone isn't worth it. Plus you'd be raising some Tyrone's offspring as mentioned.
>Long story short. Don't do it!!!!
And in turn repulse any attractive co-workers???
Probably the smartest thing I've seen on this thread.
If the fat girl is into him then he's probably not attractive to other more attractive co workers. Fat girls generally know they have to slightly lower on the man hierarchy. He's still better than her though, because women always date up.
Do it in front of the lardass only. If she likes you, chances are she tries private contact (meaning just you two). Try to disgust her female brain then. Rest of the time, act as usual.
rude but probably true. i seem to only attract uggos...
That will just make him more attractive, but she still might back off if she has seriously low self-esteem.
I had a similar situation last week, and when I was drunk at a bar with people and she was aggressively pursuing me. And then a gay guy also showed interest in me, then I just told them I'm asexual.
I'm not sure if it worked yet.
The fucking shit plans you people come up with to avoid having to say anything directly ever are so comical.
Are you really stupid enough that you couldn't see how this was a shit plan? Like, a really OBVIOUS shit plan?
Yes. What a gentleman and a scholar
Only person who should be careful is you. I advice you wear a helmet everywhere since you are obviously retarded