Ask a woman anything

Literally who?

And no.

Go back to lurking.

No, you, sir. If you would.

>What scares you about it?
It's inherently evil. Your sexuality is basically to force men to compete and hurt each other and dominate each other and then pick the "winner". It forces men to be bad to each other for your amusement.
And saying "that's just nature" isn't an excuse.

>Your sexuality is basically to force men to compete and hurt each other and dominate each other and then pick the "winner".
This isn't how it works out there, though. If two men were fighting for me, as if my own choice didn't matter, both would be dropped faster than you can say "rancid poon".

I never choose a man because of his competition, only ever because of his compatibility. I don't find such men often enough that they have to compete, and if that happened, it would never be direct competition.

Do you fucking joust for your damsel or what?

Compete doesn't mean fight.

how come noone loves me

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When did you have your penis removed?

So s(((he))) wears a fedora, didn't know there were those types.

>Do you fucking joust for your damsel or what?
No, you try to cut them off in a conversation or shift the topic towards things that don't progress their relationship with the woman.
You also subtly bring to light the flaws of your competitor.

why do you feel the need to larp on Jow Forums?

Any kind of fight, not necessarily literal fights.

Could be many things.

A penis is removed from me fairly often.

Just to be original, so I can fucking post.

>No, you try to cut them off in a conversation or shift the topic towards things that don't progress their relationship with the woman.
>You also subtly bring to light the flaws of your competitor.
When men do this, it's obvious and lame. I resent such men.

I only ever larp as a homosexual Bonobo monkey, and that's only ever on /fa/.

>a penis is removed from me fairly often
Bait and larp thread detected.

Everyone knows I have a companion.

>intentionally misconstrues the point
>starts spouting bullshit like "I choose my mates perfectly rationally, I literally only care about compatability"

Yup, it's a woman alright.

>implying that's a larp

What are you going to have for dinner today Elizabeth

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yaay it's another neckbeard larp episode

You accuse me of things I never do, I tell you so. That's hardly misconstruing the point. Just because you can't believe the truth doesn't make me a liar.

Nice sexism, pansy.

I already ate.

Neckbeards need not apply.

have you considered suicide? if not, what would it take to achieve that?

Yes. Yes, also. Various types of considerations at various ages, with different reasons.

What does your companion look like?

Did you just lose the game?

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About my height, blonde, slender frame.

You did.

why didn't you do it? Why are you alive?

It's the same question, isn't it?

>Do you fucking joust for your damsel or what?
kek

Why do you curse us with your pain?

How do I curse you?

Would you try anal?

I already have. Done well, I enjoy it a lot.

Any sexual fantasy?

Not realizing your mistakes makes me hate you even more

Are you here to attention whore?

Yes. Many.

Not realising your twisted views is a different thing. Hate me for the right reason, faggot.

That's a bit surprising. Did you use any sexual toy while doing anal? Did you need preparation?

No. I'm here for exchanges.

I dislike sex toys. And yes, you don't just take a cock in your tiny anus without a modicum of preparation, so to speak.

Proof first, or fuck off

Describe two of them, if any of them involve public sex, better.

You fuck off.

I dislike public sex. I don't enjoy the risk of getting caught, it turns me off.

I enjoy facials.

I hate you for the right reasons, you're making us all suffer

How do you feel about the #MeToo movement?

Legitimate complaints? Women who fucked their way to success and later regretted it? Some of each?

what type of exchanges? Becuase I want shrooms, if you have some I would gladly talk to you

When are you gonna give up the larp about being a mentally disabled sick woman?

Which are the two or three most important qualities you look un a guy?

Ahh and now i can confirm that you are a male. Anyone can call themselves a female on an anonymous board for loners, tranny.

I can't imagine why. You might be delusional if you think I am doing anything to you.

>How do you feel about the #MeToo movement?
A good thing on the whole. It was high time people spoke out, just unsure why it didn't happen before.

In my opinion, those who fucked their way up aren't complaining right now.

>what type of exchanges?
Verbal.

>When are you gonna give up the larp about being a mentally disabled sick woman?
I'm not mentally disabled. Do I sound disabled to you?

>Which are the two or three most important qualities you look un a guy?
1. intelligence
2. heart
3. humility

Typical tranny response. What is the fucking point of this whole thread if you dont show any kind of confirmation?

You know what you did, you herpes-riddled whore, don't act innocent now

Doesn't sound like I'm getting anything good from it

I have no clue what you are on about now.

>A good thing on the whole. It was high time people spoke out, just unsure why it didn't happen before.

Mostly I agree with you. The entertainment industry in general is exploitative. Judging by the fact that the most egregious cases mostly took place many years ago, I'm guessing they didn't come forward before because it took this long for the culture in the US to shift enough that people wouldn't just say "Eh, that's how it is in showbiz honey"

Do you think it has started to go to far and some of the guys haven't really done anything wrong or do you agree with all of it?

>2. heart
You talk a lot about "having heart", but what does it mean?

Hi "elizabeth". Still waiting for a picture of your hand. Less and less people are going to believe ypu're a woman the longer you go without providing proof

>Do you think it has started to go to far and some of the guys haven't really done anything wrong or do you agree with all of it?
For now, I don't know of a single case where the guy didn't deserve it.

If you are under 30, does reaching 30 mortify you?

If older than 30, do you dread 40 as the very real end?

If 40+ Remember that show Silver Spoons and how cool it was to have a train and an arcade in the house?.
Good times.

>You talk a lot about "having heart", but what does it mean?
Emotional intelligence, empathy, ability to understand what others feel, AND care about them in a sincere manner.

reaching 30 mortifies all trannies, yes. they realize they can't pull off the facade anymore and often kill themselves

>Hi "elizabeth". Still waiting for a picture of your hand. Less and less people are going to believe ypu're a woman the longer you go without providing proof
Works for me, actually.

>If you are under 30, does reaching 30 mortify you?
No, because I work out and keep looking better and better.

>If older than 30, do you dread 40 as the very real end?
Same answer.

>If 40+ Remember that show Silver Spoons and how cool it was to have a train and an arcade in the house?.
>Good times.
You had an arcade in your house?!?!

Which is your opinion about homosexuality?

I'm fucking a woman the same age as my gran, how does this make you feel?

How about manipulating someone into believing i have empathy for them? As long as they believe me it's ok right?

>Which is your opinion about homosexuality?
It's a sexual orientation. I think it's stupid to make it a life-style or a culture: sodomy isn't a cultural act. The whole gay movement didn't help homosexuals in my opinion.

sage
but my favorite spice is oregano

>I'm fucking a woman the same age as my gran, how does this make you feel?
Like I'm watching The Shining.

What music do you listen to? What's your favourite movie?

>How about manipulating someone into believing i have empathy for them? As long as they believe me it's ok right?
It's not, and it won't work.

I like a lot of different types. Hard to pick a single favourite movie. Pulp Fiction is close to what I imagine to be a flawless movie.
The Thing is also one of my favourites, from 1982.

I know The Thing. You didn't answer what music you listen to

I like melancholic instrumental stuff nowadays.

Well played.....Elliot.

EVERY woman fears 30. You can work out all you like but you still getting old.
Old, less people lookimg at you, greater risk of a retarded kid, and if married the sinking realization that this dude is a loser and it is too late to start over with anything better.

Trust me, mang. Women fear age.

>Well played.....Elliot.
That's not my name.

>EVERY woman fears 30.
Everyone fears 30. Everyone's getting old.

>Old, less people lookimg at you,
How wrong you are. And not just in spelling.

>I like melancholic instrumental stuff nowadays.
I had you for more of a trashy hip hop type hoe but still. Are you one of those arsty type emo girls?

Do you want kids? Why or why not? Do you feel pressured by time?

No. The only hip hop I can listen to is very selective, and usually listened to with some irony.

I'm not emo at all. I love art and I do create some of my own, but I don't imagine myself some left-winger liberal artist.

As a chad, I'm calling bullshit out right now. I cant count how many times a girl has gone behind her SO's back just to get to me. Yes, there are a few girls who wont just up and hypergamise but given enough time, they will.

I don't quite blame women for it - most men would do it too - but the difference between men and women is that men do it up until they grow up and then their morals lock down and they stop being manipulated. Women dont. In fact, they get more immature and desperate as time goes on.

(Family is rich af and we're French living in the US so novelty and money factor)
(No, I have never taken advantage of ^^ because my sense of morality tells me to not do unto others as I wouldnt have them do unto me)

Yes. Because children are love. Yes.

>As a chad, I'm calling bullshit out right now. I cant count how many times a girl has gone behind her SO's back just to get to me.
I'm not that type.

Pssht. I don't.

Party all night.
Sleep all day.
Never grow old.
Never die.

Considering a lot of women want kids and are much more pressured by biology to have them at an earlier age than men, how do you think this all meshes with having a career? You yourself are a career woman, so what are your thoughts?
Also, I remember on a previous thread that you mentioned males having a bad time in modern society and their specific necesities as men not being taken care of, especially when they're children. I've heard of this whole "male crisis" before, but could you be more specific? What is exactly fucking up the men? You told me this when I asked you why there are fewer good men (not exactly this, but something along the lines), but I don't think I really got the answer.
I have a very specific way of posting and we talk quite a bit. Do you recognize my posts? What do you think of me?

Do you give good hand jobs? I really like hand jobs. I'm not asking you to give me one. I'm just curious if you like them and how you give them.

How boring. I laid out a subtle test for you and i want you know you failed it catastrophically. I'm afraid you and i wont be able to mate after all

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>think this all meshes with having a career? You yourself are a career woman, so what are your thoughts?
Since we can no longer rely on men, we have to make sure we can support ourselves first and foremost, which delays the whole parenting process, sadly.

>could you be more specific?
Men are expected to face sexism and take it as the norm, without complaining.

>I have a very specific way of posting and we talk quite a bit. Do you recognize my posts?
Absolutely not. No clue who you are.

>I'm afraid you and i wont be able to mate after all
It's a relief to know I was successful in my endeavour.

You seem like an insufferable pain in the ass, based on your last couple of comments.

How much of a dealbreaker if i have a small dick. Not micropenis-tier but like 4-5 inches?

Do I have a chance of having a 100% faithful relationship, even if i have to settle with someone i dont like in my 40s or something?