If you drop down and give me 20, you will be gifted with a gf in the near future. If you can't, you will be forever alone.
If you drop down and give me 20, you will be gifted with a gf in the near future. If you can't...
I've done your 20, now where is my happiness?
Oh fuck quads. Sir YES sir!
Done. I'm glad I passed this trial, now give gf
>Tfw you no bs actually fucking do 20 push-ups in real life because some faggot on r9k said you'll get a gf
Are there any more pathetic than I?
The difficulty really ramps up past 15.
I don't need a gf I just need pussy to fuck.
Bump so more robots can attempt to claim their gf with manly pushups
user, I just need a bit more time. Im in public right now, so as soon as Im alone again, Ill do it
Bump
I'm surprised more robots aren't hopping onto this
Don't tell me... you're all weak girly boys with noodle arms?!
>quads
okay I have to brb
Done
so what is near future?
you never said what she'll look like
QUADS BLESS ME. I DID 25, PLEASE HAVE A QT PERSONALITY
I'm Desperate. I'll bite.
Done
Thanks for the motivation sir, also nice quads!
Here's a bump for your quality motivation!
Did 22 for good measure. Gib gf
Yep, im about to try and do 30
last time i tried I couldn't even do one
im a fucking skinnyfat skeleton
Nice GET, did my pushups, thanks for the endorphin rush.
op thank you I actually did this expecting to not even do one and I actually did ten. You have improved my self confidence and you are now the reason why I attempted push ups for the first time in over five years.
OK LET'S FUCKING DO THIS!!!
that was hard as fuck, i better get my gf for this
Ayy I put on a bit of weight over the winter but was still able to do 20. Not bad.
Done. Guessing "near future" will probably be around the heath death of the universe, but w/e.
Done, no more pranks tho.
The last time I did a thread like this, my gf had a penis! Gimme a gf(female)
I'm hospitalized sir
Did all of them chest and crotch to ground. Gib perfect jee-eff
This is a win-win. Done.