Tfw no bf half as good as me

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:C Understands.

the autistic vocaroos chaotic thread

>tfw very average pp

>tfw no thicc loli gf

thank jesus c

Thanks chaotic c

End my crippling loneliness

hard shell tacos or soft shell tacos

end mine instead
hard ofc

absolutely soIid

Added to end loneliness

ditch your beta toga bf for me chaotic

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nah you're more beta

>more beta
n-n-no

I guess it's hard to find someone who is half as good as you when everyone is better than you

first cope of the day how cute

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Still haven't met anyone close to the quality of chaotic
I just wish he liked me too

Everything i don't like is cope/newfag/whatever buzzword you heard of today : the emotional ch(aotic)ilds guide to discussion

>everything i don't like is fake even if it's proven true
>y-you're j-just a kid

cope, projection, newfags, and butthurt is all you types ever offer unless it's rare case, and you try to turn it around on me lol

it's ok that you are inferior user

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Every word chaotic uses is true and accurate, you'd have to be autistic, in-denial, or a part of the problem to not believe this.

But it's basically the equivalent of going to a daycare and making fun of everyone because they're kids.

But in chaotic's defense, you retards come to him.

using brig-brane-rogic doesn't work
i tried

just keep the salt shaking

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I wanted to try out some defusing of butt-blistering for once

NO ITS NOT OK WHY IS A SHITPOSTING HOMOSEXUAL SO MUCH MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN ME

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holy shit lol
thx 4 compliment

There's nobody on the planet half as good as you; they're all twice as good.

>need to post salt in chaotic thread to feel better
>g-got him.jpg
>w-we're better, r-right g-guys?

it's almost like the people triggered by chaotic aren't the most predictable children on the planet

>implying it's not the same user going for round 2

>chaotic
>toga bf
huh

You inspired me to tripfag and act edgy just to trigger betas. Thank you.

is this true pls respond

What's your favorite part of butt blasting?

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death threats, psychical threats, that shits funny as hell
esp when they give wrong info about me and think it's right

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I like the point where they backpedal out of embarrassment or just abandon the topic completely. Nobody wants me dead I'm jealous.

How do people do psychical threats to someone they don't know anything about

never correct wrong info about yourself online
don't use real pictures or locations

otherwise i would not be here

What's it like being as good as you? Are you afraid that one day they will impose a nerf on you and yer kind?

I'm not an Jow Forums celeb
I haven't worried about my info getting leaked since I was a week 1 newfag

my ex robot waifu lied to everyone in a mmo that im gay so girls wouldn avoid me. some girl didnt tho and i found out. i guess i should be happy she was so possesive or something?

>if i repeat myself and say it's true then it will magically become true. Not just your regular true either, but pRoVen tRuE
>>y-you're j-just a kid
>not knowing this meme
Cope

>"you types"
>everyone i don't like is part of a global conspiracy against me
>mfw

>it's ok that you are inferior user
That sounds like you're projecting, annony.

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s'me again
genuine Q. lol

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this is a meme scenario user
you should get back at her for trying to ruin your social (e) life
i can't be projecting
i made the salt attracting thread after all
that your kind came in just to be triggered

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they get easier every day chaotic

no, im not that kind of person. Nothing good would come out of it. I just wonder whether is possesivness that drives girls do this or just jelousy or something else. im not a clever man.

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well if you are the one who left her it is definitely jealousy and some resentment cause she wanted no one to have you
i believe in an eye for two eyes, it's only fair

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edgy but alpha af

>he stopped trying to counter
Heh

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I'm sorry. I'll try to be more memengful from now on. *Slight bow.* Gomen'nasai.

yurushite ageru

Altho I left her, I didnt even know about it at the time. Oh well. Her eyes are intact but my inbox is full so i guess she got hers.

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It is to late. No honor. Must commit sudoku.

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why the heck do you even want a bf wtf

>he backed off
Seems like i win, loser

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what is jack doing right now?

def sucking op

is he really though?

possibly sucking ceb like the beta cuck he is

I will be coming back here for the next few decades and I don't plan on leaving this board. And I swear to god if you happen to still make the "tfw no bf" posts 20 years later I will literally become your bf just to stop you madman from shitposting before we all die here.

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what if he's just researching new words for next week?

That wouldn't be too bad honestly. It's the constant and regular repetition of the same phrase, almost every day, for at least a year if not more that drives me insane. How can one human being have so much dedication to such a pointless and stupid thing? In a way I admire that but if it doesn't stop before I turn 40 there will be consequences.

Definitely not, he spends very little time on his threads.
He just has no life or friends (or bf) and wants attention for anything.

Chaotic west

Chaotic east

then why does he always have the best words?

He doesn't lol he just searches for synonyms for generic desires and when he can't think of anything he asks his grandma lmfao

Someone sum up this thread for me?
She what?
Ivy League?
Teen model ?

see you in 20 years desu

absolutely adorable sociopath

His grandma? Fuck off lololol Why?

Nigger I can't make this shit up. Ask him.

my grandmother was a english teacher long time ago, sometimes she just knows words that i never heard of.

good lad tomoki

nice sociopath chaotic