Reminder that therapists are the same one's who mock robots online...

Reminder that therapists are the same one's who mock robots online, they will never understand or sympathize with you they just want your money

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Let's say I'm a therapist who predominantly works with young men who don't require medication. Would I be welcome to post here?
Would my insights be appreciated?

that depends, will you tell me how to feel good without me having to do much? Or are you one of them it takes alot of effort to not feel like shit therapists?

Reminder that you are not welcome on Jow Forums and should fuck off to whatever incel subreddit you came from

That's subject to whatever's bothering you.
Example: If you're troubled by your weight I'm going to suggest diet and exercise. That's a lot of effort.

Worrying about one thing is normal and often the best solution is to confront whatever it is that's worrying you.
Examples:
>I'm scared I won't do well on the upcoming test/interview.
Then prepare as much as you can.
>I'm nervous to ask out women.
Then ask out many women.

On the opposite side, if you're unable to confront (see: control) the source of worry, we'd have to go through the motions of accepting 'fate' (or being out of control). To keep it short and unspecific: If you're unable to control a certain aspect or scenario of your life, it's not worth worrying. In a clinical setting we'd explore things that are out of your control at a greater level, such as your parents dying or losing your job. Does this mean you should be worrying about your job and parents dying at all times? What about your car getting stolen? If you worried about every little thing that's out of your control there'd be no feasible way to assert control over them. But again, much of this is specific to your situation, we'd end up going through each thing one-by-one-by-one. Over a few sessions I'd identify common cognitive distortions and bash you over the head with them every time a future worry of a similar nature came up until you took it upon yourself to apply them. If you're self aware and committed, you can do this on your own.

You construing things in a pessimistic nature can be healthy. We'd have to talk about that at great length too, figure why you view life the way you do, analyze your thought process and day-to-day life. That takes time. You could be over-exaggerating.

If at any point I find out you're depressed or have an anxiety disorder I'd ask you if you'd like me to refer you to a psychiatrist. If I ask this I'm asking you if you want to try strategies that will most likely fail you (meditation, stop-think moments etc.) until you see a psychiatrist or switch therapists. If I've asked it's because I know you can't be helped.

Did that help? I'm at 2000 chars

>You dislike this thing to the point where you might not even go outside in fear of it?
>Then just do that thing a lot until you learn to like it!
Therapist thinking. If someone has social anxiety and can't talk to women at all because of it then you can't just fucking tell them to go talk to a lot of women.

if you fall for the therapy meme you deserve to be humiliated

fun fact: normies lack empathy as a rule, including therapists

its why theyre so good at flirting/giving advice that sounds genuine and workable/etc

its literally insane once you realize that normie sociality is just a bunch of sociopaths pretending to be normal

I chose my words carefully; nervous. You've misconstrued and changed my example.

If it's to the point where you can't talk to women and you have social anxiety then I'd refer you to a psychiatrist.

Okay then my bad. Whats the point where I should stop telling my therapist about everything that's happened to me? I've been addicted to porn since I was like 12 years old and have done a ton of fucked up shit because of it. fucked up stuff like playing with my piss, family member's dirty underwear, etc and that was before or around when I started becoming
a teenager.

My dad died before I could bond with him and before that he was in prison. Me and my older sister who has down syndrome used to fist fight and there's been times where i've put knives to her throat and almost killed her. My mom was an alcoholic most of my childhood and constantly was dating different guys. We were always poor, sometimes we couldn't pay bills on time so we wouldn't have light, etc.

I can feel happiness and normal emotions now but when I was younger I couldn't, and I still can't feel any empathy except maybe when it comes to family members and really close friends(meaning like my one best friend) and even then it's hardly any empathy.

I think I'm permanently fucked in the head, can a therapist help me with this?

therapist am i paranoid delusional

My Stacy therapist smirked when I told her I wasn't "currently" sexually active.

You do realize that posing as a psychologist and giving out advice or diagnoses is highly illegal, right? Or did you not even glance through your ICD-10/DSM-V?

Either way, reported.

Everything that's happened to you doesn't exist. You aren't fighting with your sister anymore and you can afford to pay your bills now. What you're feeling is predominantly shame and perhaps anger.

A therapist can help come to terms with the past, yes.

Then it's a good thing I'm a psychologist! It's also a good thing I'm not charging money :P

>Then ask out many women.
friendly reminder - picrel

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LCSW here, if you are the type of client that expects to be "cured" without you putting in any effort then fuck you guys. Seriously, if you think just an hour and a half of talking (or more so complaing) every couple of weeks is going to do anything if you don't even bother to take the advice or even just listen, then fuck you.

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If you're getting paid why do you care?

Because I took up this job cause I actually want to help people who want to fix their issues. I was once in that spot, and know how shitty and helpless it feels to be there. I want to make sure people get the help and guidance they need, which I actually get to do at times, and you know what? It feels great tseeing these people get back on track and hearing how good things have gotten for them. Then you get those fucking idiots who just complain the entire time, and then when I give solid advice to them about said issues, they just go "well idk, seems hard" and just brush it aside. There's so much I can do for you if you just don't want to actually do things for yourself.

So you're saying you like easy problems to fix as opposed to things you have to actually work on?

I wasn't against therapy but I sure as fuck am now

You worthless shitty paid advice giver, fuck your shit and die. A nigger can google for 5 seconds and get better help

>doing your job for free online

>took the meme easy route degree to be a therapist
>is an animeposter
what a sad life

Therepists are regularly crazier than their clients.

>theres so much I can do for you
Like what? Literally every single psychiatrist/therapist could not so much as put a dent in my headcase when I was just a child and it was too easy to get them to talk more about themselves than about me before they even realized it. The vast majority of you psuedopsychonauts have never seen the psychological hell that your patients reside in and fail miserably because your advice is given from that perspective of inexperienced blissful ignorance and your cures are bandages for bullet holes.

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that user was retarded though

don't shit where you eat, if you go to a university maintain a good reputation on campus, ask out girls from other areas where nobody knows who you are

kek'd
oreganeo

>Actually being able to work on others' willful ignorance and stubbornness against change

That shit is already infuriating when it's a tech illiterate boomer complaining about a slow computer and trying to shift the blame when you've told them a million times that it's the 13 toolbars and viruses they got from "song" files that were installers. I'd be shitting bricks if some single roastie mom was doing the same thing with her kid every couple weeks. Lots of people only seem to get therapy to get that reassuring rush of dopamine from the session itself, then coast on it until the next without trying any lifestyle changes suggested in the last one. That shit's especially common among depression & anxiety. When you're getting paid, the bottom line's the same, but you gotta stop "rooting" for certain people unless you want to be constantly frustrated and disappointed, much like hoping that grandpappy will learn to not download a virus laden installer to get 1000 new cursor designs.

It's almost like therapists are more likely to care about people and want to help them. Shocking

How to deal with self-hatred and low self-esteem?

This.

Normies will find any and every excuse under the sun to justify their sociopathic rampage while making you look like the enemy.

Therapists are exceptionally sinister.

>If I've asked it's because I know you can't be helped.
>fuck you guys
This doesn't seem particularly empathetic to me. And to feel this way and then not to say so to your client or to say the opposite seems deceitful.

How often do people cry during sessions

>redditor's falling for their false flagging of themselves

We bait ourselves here too you know.

If it's no difference, perhaps you should just go back?

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