How do you feel about large male genitals?

Hiw do i get my dick that big? Maybe my foreskin gets ib thr way. I was a bugger dick.

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mmmmmmmmmmh gimme da jizzzzzzz

How to i get it more big. Do i have to lose weight or just edge and get bigger?

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Got a nice webm for you lad

nice link dipshot

Pretty useless if you are a feminized attention whore and not causing females internal damage, you pathetic excuse for a man.

9.25 inch dick here. If your hands aren't small, you can't make a dick look big in a picture without grabbing random objects.

i have deep seeded insecurities, r9k helped bring them out and develop them.

>9.25 inch dick here
sure thing pal

I feel pretty gud when its on a good looking man but absolutely terrified if its on ugly pedophiles.

I have one
So I guess I like them

>If your hands aren't small, you can't make a dick look big in a picture without grabbing random objects.
This. Or you need a pencil dick. I have big hands and they make my thick cock look average.

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My wife likes them very much, especially the black ones.

Same
Plus having thicc thighs doesnt help either

so this is why everyone says their dick is at least 7"

No, that's just a bone pressed measurement.

Most people on Jow Forums think they have a huge cock because they measure from the back of their balls.

No thats not how you measure

How do YOU measure your peepee, user? Since you seem to be the expert here.

But it is
Not that guy but you are supposed to straighten it and measure it bone pressed
What you want to know from measuring your size is your usable size
Imagine if you are slightly curved to the left

If you are fucking someone itll straighten so you should do that while measuring

really hot

You're meant to measure from the top, amateurs.

You mean like the bottom right of this pic?

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>You mean like the bottom right of this pic?
yes

Only if you have tape measure
If your dick is ever so slightly bent you cant use a ruler properly from the top

You can't use it properly from the side at all.

you dont retard. you cant magically grow your penis by not cumming.

if there was a very well hung robot from here in my area i would suck them regularly.
that's how i feel about large male genitals

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I'll say what every other white fem itt is thinking then shall I? They're better when they're black

Amen. My boyfriend is black and hung. I don't think black guys are necessarily bigger down there. But I would consider myself a size queen and I have a personal preference for black guys.

There is such a thing as too big. I've been with guys where the sex was too painful. But generally speaking, I want the biggest size that can fit without causing me a lot of pain. And men need to take it slow and be gentle at first. You can't just ram a girl as soon as your cock is hard.

Girth > Length. But too much girth is extremely painful. With too much length, the guy has more control. But it sucks for the guy. Ideally, I want a guy who can slap my pelvis (so he can go all the way) while filling me up as much as possible.

Each girl has a different size down there as well. I hooked up with a guy who was too big for one of my girlfriends but I had no problem accommodating his size. I have far more sexual experience than my friend as well.

Mudshark baited into revealing itself.

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holy shit that guy must be a giga chad. insane measurements

>tfw gay and black dicks make me want to vomit

like this isn't the same user three times

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>My boyfriend is black

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creepy larping nigger

i wish that i both had a penis like this down my throat and also one as my own (instead of dicklette) so i could show off online/be a big cock camwhore

small dicks are gross 90% of the time

>white woman getting knocked up by a black jailbird
It's called birth control and having an abortion. lmao. I have been using the NuvaRing for quite some time now and have never had this problem. I was on the birth control pill before and I am very scatterbrained and forget to take it every day. I got pregnant when I forgot to take my pill and didn't get the morning after pill (since it made me sick). I went and got an abortion. I never even let the father know.

So-so. Felt inferior when I was younger and my porn consumption was way too high. Now that I realize that 6.25x5 is pretty good I don't care. Pussies can only take so much dick and you gotta keep the rule of different poles for different holes in mind. Could have been born with either a pencil dick of a 4" cock.

>black guy walking out on white single mom while she was pregnant
why didn't she get an abortion like I did? I didn't even let the father know because I already decided that I didn't want a kid. I loved him but I don't think I'll ever be ready to have a kid. I have to make all these sacrifices to be a mother and for what? No guarantee that the kid will take care of you in old age. The child has no obligations towards you after the child is 18. They are free to flock the nest and live their own life after that.

Like I understand that abortions are expensive in America because Planned Parenthood subsidies are not that great. Even in Blue States. But an abortion is cheaper than a fucking child.

Pretty much every single mom who doesn't terminate the pregnancy when the father walks out on her is either a Christfag or she is deliberately trying to get gibs from the government. If you don't have a kid, the government expects you to work and barely gives you any gibs. Just some food stamps maybe.

The destruction of the western world, the post.

I sure was hoping more skelly robots with fat cocks would post their pics. I love a sweet virgin boy with a big fucking dick. Half the time they don't even know what they've got.

Give me uncut fat cocks!!!

the sick mind of a mudshark

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very arousing. they usually make my mouth water and give me an incredibly strong urge to put it in my mouth. they also smell heavenly

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HAHAHAHA

what a fucking wristlet!

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Absolute envy. It's the only thing I want in this world and it would cure my depression in an instant. I would sell my soul to the devil to have a dick that big.

i dont care what the fuck the wrists look like i will worship that cock under his desk for the rest of my pathetic life

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define large, whats the most assumed minimum height and girth to be allowed in the big boy club?

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7 inches long, 5.5 inches around is the minimum for "above average" with 8 inches length and 6 inches circumference or more being in the "big" club.

I love small boys with big cocks so fuck tubby

Dang, guess I'm just above average then

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hey anonymous.. what should us small dicklets do? become traps?

If it's any consolation, most women can't actually take a whole dick over 6 inches, despite what the internet tells you. Even with LOTS of preparation, there's a good chance a 7" dong will hit a girl's cervix. Pretty much everything over 6" only exists for purely aesthetic value.

I have Peyronie's so it wouldn't help anyway

Hi, please learn how to lick pussy. Seriously it's better than being fucked anyways and can actually give her orgasms unlike penis in vagina which can only make a very small percentage of women cum.

Also if you eat her out and make her cum she is likely to suck your dick within an inch of your life. Small dicks are easier to blow as well.

Small dick boys are great too!

I just wish my circumcision didn't leave my dick as scarred up as it did. I'd be sending dick pics all damn day.

i have a cut dick and i like showing off just bee-lieve in yourself

>dumb ass single mom on Facebook
once again, it's called birth control and if that fails, abortion. If I ever decide to have the kid, it will be with a white guy. Because I want a daughter that looks like me. I like the idea of having a tall handsome mulatto son. But what's the point of that if you can't have sex with your own hot teenage son? Even if he turns 18. I wouldn't be able to have a mother-daughter bonding moment with a half-black daughter.

I'm already 32 and the maternal desire just isn't really there even after all this time. Most parents are narcissistic and have children for very selfish reasons. I have this fantasy in my head that my teenage daughter would have a thing for black guys just like I did growing up. And then I could be like the cool mom encouraging her to talk to me about sex and then giving her condoms and taking her to the doctor to get her on birth control, etc. getting her vaccinated for HPV, etc. But it is a very narcissistic mentality. Parents want to vicariously live through their children.

And often times your children aren't like you and rebel. I was raised in a strict Catholic household. No boys. Especially no black boys. So I ended up being boy crazy in junior high onward. If I raised my daughter in an open environment and was like the cool mom, she could end up hating me and being all conservative and shit. Some Generation Zyklon kids are more conservative than their parents. I'm also very lazy. I think I'd be a lazy parent.

lmao nice larp faggot
you almost had me because you have played on our desperation and dicklet status, but I will not get got on this day

>The destruction of the western world, the post.
I don't have any obligation to have babies. There are almost 8 billion people on the planet. Reproduction is not necessary. After I die, who cares what happens to the western civilisation. So as long as western civilisation lasts for another 50 years or however long I have on this planet, I'm good.

Size does matter. Don't listen to girls who tell you otherwise. It's easier to deepthroat a smaller cock obviously. But that makes no difference to my pleasure as the giver.

Some girls get turned off by sucking big cocks because they had some sort of PTSD experience in a past where a big guy force fucked her mouth hard in a blowjob. But if the guy isn't forceful, it's more fun sucking a big cock. The most important thing is that he cums and doesn't fuck my face too hard. It's so hot when a guy cums in my mouth and his cock pulses a lot. Facials are fun too.

I enjoy rimming too. But I actually picked up an intestinal parasite. So I stopped doing that. I don't go any lower than the balls now. Black guys within the last couple/few years have been requesting rimming a lot because they see it on blacked.com. But symptoms from intestinal parasites are not fun.

For penetration, size definitely matters. But yes there is such a thing as too big.

A lot of these women on reddit who say that they don't like big cocks probably just got with the first guy that seemed decent enough. So they probably don't know what they are missing. Jow Forums wants you to believe that women are picky. But actually it's more like single women are picky. It just seems that way because the ones who aren't picky are taken.

Dating is a lot like pizza. In the beginning you want to sample many different types of pizzas. But then eventually you find that one pizza that you truly love and you find out that variety is over-rated. That's how dating was like for me. After sleeping with a number of guys, I figured out relatively quickly that sleeping with a lot of guys wasn't going to make me happy.

Ultimately what's going to make you happy is finding that one guy. And sometimes sex with a guy can seem fucking electric. And then after awhile the fire dies down. I'm at that point with my boyfriend right now. He is very sexy. But sex feels routine to me now. Desensitised dopamine response.

>give me uncut fat cocks!
user, I'd help you out with that, but the thread got derailed.

Yo you sound fucked up, pls do not breed

t. White boi

Less than 7% of the planet is white. Out of every race, there are less white people than any race.

ok
thanks for validating all my fears larper hahaha you sure got me i fell for the b8 look at a what a brainlet I am
fuck you fuck r9k fuck Jow Forums I wish I could fucking kill myself or stop feeling things

>Yo you sound fucked up, pls do not breed
>t. White boi
I'm pretty sure that I won't have kids. I haven't tied my tubes just to keep that option open though in case I change my mind.

I like the IDEA of being bred. But I am pretty sure I won't like the reality of it. But I would be a pretty degenerate mom. If my daughter got with a black guy in high school, I'd ask her if he has a handsome father for me or like a big brother in his 20s or something. Parents want to have kids for selfish reasons. They want a mini-me. Or they want to fuck their kid (mother/son Oedipus Complex or father/daughter Electra Complex).

Those parents who kicked out their 30 year old autistic NEET son are heartless for one. What the fuck. Parents are very selfish and breed for selfish reasons.

I'm a bad person. Or at least an amoral selfish person. But the vast majority of people and parents in society are incapable of that kind of self-reflection.

And this is EXACTLY why big dick guys can not be robots.
Look at this thread. LOOK AT IT! There are posters that would have sex with someone just because they have a big dick.
I want to die.
I WANT TO FUCKING DIIIIIE!!

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dude you realise they're all faggots right? big dick gays can't be robots sure

That's an ugly ass dick though...

>...
who cares people like big numbers.

wow i just wanna suck all of your dicks right now

>Size does matter.
Stopped reading right there.

Even though most of these threads are larp they really make me feel good about being 8.5 inches

l found you user ;^)

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does that clive guy have a legit micro-penis or is it just small and he's calling it that? because a legit micro-penis is pretty sad. I feel sorry for those guys.

Clive seems like a good looking guy too (I'm into black guys, white guys aren't my type. So I can't really tell. I am not good at rating white guys). What a shame.

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Hey I want you to know I'm not the literal filthy whore with parasites. I'm the user who responded about the small dick first, and if you're not a turbo slut small size can absolutely be accommodated for. Don't do oral on nasty girls like her anyways. Rimming fucking black men. Fuck me I want to throw up.

I wasn't rusing you, having a clit licked is by far more pleasurable for her. Especially if she loves you, it's about being intimate not being used like FUCK MEAT WHO GETS PARASITES FROM EATING FECAL MATTER GOD DAMN.

I'm nauseated.

dicks>vagina

i prefer small genies

5.6 incher here. Isn't it so convenient that almost everyone on this board claims to be 7"-8". What's the satisfaction in lying about that anyway? You still aren't going to get laid.

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Stop being such a fucking faggot.
The only dick you should be concerned about is your own.

Fuck sake man get some self respect and find a woman that wants you for you.

They make my insides do somersaults and my brain melt. I NEED to please sexy masculine cocks more than anything

Ghey
Oririririririririgino

t. closet gay

origy

>be me
>post dickpick
>get roasted by robots
>realize i'm gay

could you give me a sauce on those, please?

I appreciate them like I appreciate the aesthetics of a bodybuilder. Peak masculinity right there. I get envious and admittely a little curious about how it would be to play with one. I'm not very attracted to men, but I imagine playing with a huge dick could be a lot of fun if I was more attracted to men.
t. guy

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A bit jealous but then again I'd never get to use it anyway.

>be me
>post dickpick
>get praised and lusted by robots
>realize Im a bit gayer than I thought

>I appreciate them like I appreciate the aesthetics of a bodybuilder. Peak masculinity right there

Same here

I like seeing women getting fucked by big cocks, but when the guy is so big that he can't even fit in/only causes pain it gives me seconds thoughts about the whole penis size issue