Japan is waiting for you user

Japan is waiting for you user

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Nobody on this board knows who you are

>Nobody on this board knows who you are
What are you trying to say

So is death.

>So is death.
You will never die if you live in Japan

You will never Japan if you die as you lived

But some of us can learn japanese!

Learning japanese now. Plan is settling, gonna work here 3 years while studying moon and earning money. Use that money to pay off most of my student debt and build savings/investments, then go be a meme teacher like a working early retirement.
This plan addresses most of my concerns (not making enough money to pay the loans in japan, hating work and living here, not wanting to be a dekinai when I go there). I think it's pretty solid.

>But some of us can learn japanese!
What about those of us who are too stupid

>white
>all the white girls who like asia are yellow fever whores who don't care about the history
I swear

>Japan is waiting for you user
Stfu idiot

I would come but

All Nippon Cargo doesn't take expats... even ones with 747-8F time

Only Air Japan does. I'm not flying 767Fs.

fuck you guys, I'm going to Korea

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just go to chosun, gaggot

I really want to visit japan someday but I'd feel really weird and out of place going by myself. I have no real friends and I worry I wouldn't enjoy myself.

you realize the entire point of traveling is to get the fuck out of your comfort zone and see some new shit

right?

Obviously, but I'm scared that I wouldn't be able to really appreciate it without someone there to share it with and drag me to places/me drag them to other places.

>high cost of living
>limited freedom in regards to property
>no guns
>declining birth rate
>heavily urbanized
>literally impossible for a foreigner to immigrate unless they offer you an important job that needs to be filled by an immigrant or if you have family
>you're only "exotic" if you're actually decent looking, don't get hopes up

pls don't delude yourself on a Bosnian Sheep Herder's Bulletin and stop browsing

faggot here bitching about airplanes above

as an airline pilot, trust me. Traveling alone is much better than traveling with somebody else. your time schedule, you get to do what you want, see what you want to see... it's really, really super comfy to go to new countries. Japan is always super comfy when I go there. Just don't leave the general area your hotel is in

>Japan is waiting for you user

So is a high suicide rate

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Why the actual fuck would I want to go to a country obviously xenophobic but too pussy to actually admit it? Only reason why you chucklefucks like it so much is because of anime and mangas.

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>going to a country that speaks moon runes, is filled with copy pasted fish people and sees you as a second class citizen

what pros are there for a westerner?

This is true. A more accurate statement is that Japan hates you.

it's not a pussy move to not admit you are xenophobic, it's a smart one.

More power to them then, I have no intentions of going to that meme island.

>going to a place filled with NEETs,old people, and office drones
Japan is slowly killing itself user what is the point?

we must execute monthly airdrops of bulls to raise the birthrate and make it more progressive

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Are u a meme white guy

When all the old people die off it will be paradise for the young that are left. Cheap real estate, low taxes and a great economy.

This is why pro-immigration cucks are shortsighted retards. Just fucking wait for the boomers to die off and everything will be fine.

Japan is not xenophobic in the slightest. The only reason you even use that word is because you are a dumbass parrot who repeats dumb shit other morons say online

Either that, or you are as autistic as arudou san

I work in Japan as an English teacher. As long as you understand it's a tedious job with no chance for future sucess you'll be okay. If you literally only want to earn enough money to exist then its good.

Guaranteed job if you can speak English.
To get an English 'teacher' job you just have to have a bachelors and come from an English speaking country. The Japs obviously can't teach themselves English so you'll always have a (shitty) job at least.

A Bulgarian in Japan is like a freshwater fish in an ocean.

>A Bulgarian in Japan is like a freshwater fish in an ocean.
What does that mean

>whiteu piggu go home

i'm trying to think of something worse to be in that country besides white and fat, and having some real difficulty

i think i'm ok dying alone where i at least have family nearby, as opposed to dying alone and hated in yellow country

They don't fucking belong there you colossal moron, are you baiting me or are you genuinely so fucking retarded that you can't make the assumption as to why a FRESHWATER fish might not do so well in the ocean, a body of SALTWATER?

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You won't be alone, you can find love in Japan

>when the main problem is young people not doing shit
I don't think so user

Everyone belongs in Japan

some of us can, but you can't

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Don't listen to this guy.
Learning japanese isn't as hard as many anons make it out to be.

>Don't listen to this guy.
>Learning japanese isn't as hard as many anons make it out to be.
So you know Japanese then?
It isn't as hard, it is harder

Learning any language, but especially Japanese is a monumental task, it will be at least a year and a half of consistent studying before you even BEGIN to understand the language

Japan
>country full of whores
>country full of xenophobes
>country with no family values
>country with shitty work ethics
As much as I like their media, it's a very shitty place full of ass holes and sluts and even japs want to run away from it.

>niggers and muslims fled to our countries and fucked them up
>fuck you merkel multiculturism has never worked ever
>but hey, so what if me and some other whites moved to Japan that should be cool right, we're the good people
tl;dr Please don't ruin animeland

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Just a reminder to everyone in this thread. You can't do it.

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>limited freedom in regards to property
>heavily urbanized
I don't know what you're talking about.

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I'm going to prove you wrong

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I have tried and failed user, the kanji grind is not humane
probably less than 1% of people who start learning Japanese get to N2 desu