When I was a child I would build the ants little bridges out of sticks, dig pits that I'd fill with drinking water near their homes, and fortify their mounds with small stones. It made me feel like a benevolent god leading my people to prosperity. I kind of want to do it again desu, but I'm afraid of looking like a retard playing with ants in front of others.
When I was a child I would build the ants little bridges out of sticks...
Connor Johnson
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Bentley Green
I understand completely. I would do the same thing and had all these different nations, and when one sinned, I might remove food (no floods because I was nice) and when one colony is good, I might bring them some munchies. If I won the lottery, no hookers and cocaine for me. No. Just my ants. Just my world.
David Perez
Get into ant farming and play God all you want
Logan Green
When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I set aside childish ways.
Adrian Campbell
what does this have to do with the thread
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Joshua Nguyen
I'd drown the mound or spill gasoline and set it on fire. Guess I was a malevolent god.
Jaxon Morris
Lifehack: Then make sure you're alone before you play with the ants -_-
William Anderson
i know a really good youtube channel that features a lot of stuff about ant colonies as well as some interesting art stuff but im not gonna link it because its too good for you plebs
Andrew Myers
Legit enjoyed reading it. Maybe you can buy an ant farm?
Roleplaying as the Old Testment God would be pretty cool desu.
Sebastian Ward
Now we see but a dim reflection as in a mirror; then we shall see face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I am fully known.
this verse is just poetry to me, i want to know fully as I am fully known, I want to get it. I want to ascend, but I still think like a child. I still want to play games, I want to hide, I want to cry. I try to put aside childish things but they're in my heart.
I have a book on ants from when I was a child, I went to a religious school and got kicked out, i liked ants for some reason, now I have contempt for life feeling like everything was taken from me.
Charles Gray
i did that too ! i did it every day near a big oak tree when i was going home from school. one day i was accompanied by a classmate. i shared him my secret. he told everyone :( they thought im retarded.
Jacob Lopez
I always did the same, i made ant houses out of lego with small arenas for food and water, i would feed the ants fruit and shit and build little caves in my garden for them. what good times
Julian Williams
help ants when is possible
Ryan Foster
We did lots of camping when I was a child with family, sis and parents.
For me ants is more nightmare than dream.
They are intelligent, they build very fast growing armies and they never give up.
Invite them, a "farm", here in my home, voluntarily?
Nah I'd rather have mosquitoes or bed bugs.
Carter Miller
Cut the moralistic crap and learn to enjoy the small things in life.
Joshua Nguyen
Most autistic person in this thread
Owen Moore
When I was a child I would destroy the ants little moundd with sticks, dig pits in to their homes that I'd fill with water to drown them, and crush their bodies with stones, leaving wounded as a warning. It made me feel like an all powerful god controlling the lives of others. I kind of want to do it again desu, but I'm afraid of looking like a retard playing with ants in front of others.
While I've used your post as a baseline for comedic effect I did enjoy murdering ants nests as a child. I would also force different ant species to fight to the death and dig down until I found the young queens with wings with the larva.
Jaxson Miller
You are a cruel god.
Anthony Ward
You ant-killers felt the frisson of moral trespass, but the truth about ants is this:
My gf saw a couple of ants in the kitchen a week or so ago and didn't like it. I told my yard guys, who got their cousin the pest guy to come over and spray. They spray the yard, and then spray different stuff around the foundation of the house.
No more ants.
It's not quite a final solution to the ant problem, but it was probably a very dark day for local antkind. They probably prayed to their true ant savior god to send them some kids to flood one or two anthills, and to send away the guys with the nerve toxin.
Ryan Baker
Do you have autism? You do realise you are posting on a Mongolian basket weaving forum, right?
Julian Fisher
When I was a child, I would drop water on ants, because I wanted to make it rain, like god.
Then I killed them one by one with my finger.
Sometimes I would only partially crush them, and then watch them die in agony.
It felt good.
I holocausted whole colonies of those fuckers.
John Flores
I loved ants as a kid. I thought there was one ant named antie who always followed me then I realized that it was always in fact a different ant. I still do autistic crap with insects. I found a beautiful moth dead on the road and made it a grave with a coffin and gravestone.
Asher Gonzalez
when I was a kid I mixed a bunch of shit from under the kitchen sink and pours it near some ants to see how they'd react
James Campbell
Narcissists detected.
Natute hates ants, I heard from someone who achieved enlightenment. Too fast I might add, since he disappeared after so paranormal youtube videos and last I heard became a werewolf.
I always enacted cruel measures upon ant infestations. Magnifying glass sunray of death, whatever toxic household chemicals I could find, crushing, lots of crushing, digging out entire mounds trying to find and torture the big assed queen, etc. Also grasshoppers were one of my sworn enemied and many were decapitated, impaled, disemboweled.
Lincoln Evans
Are you referring to AntsCanada?
Jack Ortiz
I played "War of the Worlds" with ants.