Be me

>be me
>be hanging with possible GF
>she calls me "extra virgin olive oil"
"what makes me extra virgin and not just virgin?"
>"you havent gotten head before, its not that hard, you just have to ask for it"
>mfw OP realizes he is the beta
>mfw i look like a complete cuck when my depression kicks in right then and there
>mfw no gf

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they were trying to tell you to ask for head
you fool

This, you failed the test nibba

Fucking idiot she was implying you should ask her to suck you off holy fuck how can it be any less obvious than that i haven't even fucking gotten a girlfriend or a potential girlfriend yet and i fucking told that like that you fucking retarded nigger holy shit SHES NOT FUCKING IMPLYING YOU SHOULD GO AROUND ASKING RANDOM GIRLS FOR HEAD OBVIOUSLY SO WHAT THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE MEAN? SHE MEANT YOU SHOULD ASK HER SPECIFICALLY FOR HEAD. WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE MEAN ANY GIRL OTHER THAN HER YOURE ACTUALLY SUCH A STUPID FUCKING FAILUIRE OF LIFE

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What if he doesn't want a casual blowjob?
If a girl offered me one I'd turn it down
It would be way too awkward

Oh well, some people are supposed to reproduce, some are not

>be user
>be such a noob with women that you miss an obvious offer for sex
>cucks out and probably blows his image in front of oneitis permanently

If you want to make a move you better go do it now and either score or get rejected. Because if you arent going to get it in with this girl you gorra move on and find someone else

Why are people with gfs making threads here? Go to adv its better for you.

Only weak people buy into the social construction of 'awkwardness', ubermench like i transcend petty spooks like these.

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not as bad as me

> be 15 or 16
> on school trip with orchestra
> this qt girl a year or two behind me that I hadn't really talked to before sits next to me on the bus fucking latches on to me
> we hang out at the mall and the water park together after we're done performing
> later on we're alone in the hotel room (I think everyone else was swimming) watching TV
> I still remember it - star trek the next generation the episode where worf sacrifices his honor to protect the federation
> she's really touchy feely with me, snuggling up against me playfully trying to take the remote from me, etc
> finally she says "user, do you want to have oral sex with me"
> "uuuuhhhh idontsgkhsegijs no lol lishrgkursgk"
> "oh... ok..."
> she's really silent for that and doesn't talk to me again for the entire trip

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