> Be me > Fucked this new intern at work > She said she was a sophomore > Just realized today she's a fucking HIGH SCHOOL sophomore > Start to pull away and now she's acting really clingy > My coworkers are starting to notice
What do I fucking do?? I swear to God she looked like 20 years old and I had no idea we hired interns from fucking HIGH SCHOOL???
I don't want to lose my job or go to jail! Please help.
Time for your anti sperg skills to shine. This is make or break. Tell her you had no idea she was a sophmore and this can't continue. It's against the law. Explain to her that you'd be risking jail over waiting a few years for her to tutrn 18.
I cannot stress enough how gentle this has to be. Ever wanted to defuse a bomb? Now's your chance.
Gabriel Jackson
convert to you know which religion.
Thomas Brooks
protip: its not the one defusing bombs
Dominic Cox
Just tell her that you're gay bro
Adrian Howard
romeo and juliet law?
otherwise you may actually go to jail lmfao
Andrew King
>People tend to have empathy What world do you live in user? Women are typically unable to emphasize with a man, just own your shit OP. If she senses weakness, she will exploit it.
Jose Gomez
Why is everyone enabling this faggot He had SEX ffs Just go away
Justin Allen
>People tend to have empathy.
They do, but a teenage girl getting dumped by an older guy who statutorally raped her? Not so much.
Jace Flores
Isnt it legal if shes 16?
Hudson Anderson
varies by state
Blake Phillips
Impregnate her, idiot, you'll have a loyal wife forever
Austin Long
>I don't want to lose my job or go to jail! What state are you in? In most of the US, 16 is legal
Zachary Kelly
HAHAHAHAHA.
Fucking normie asshole.
Carter Hill
Try to keep a low profile non sexual relationship until she is of legal age. Make sure she loves you, but dont be too overbearing as if she starts to dislike you, its game over. If you break up naturally and on good terms, you should be fine. Make sure there is no evidence that you fucked her while in high school. Tell her you want to keep your relationship personal, she will love it, and to keep it out of work. Keep it up and stay on good terms and you should survive.
Colton Davis
OP here, I tried to stay late since she usually walks out with me, buy she was waiting for me Then when it was clear she wasn't leaving without me, I walked to the parking garage and did and she started crying She told me I was her first (she didn't bleed though????) and thinks I just pumped and dumped her I tried to comfort her but she got angry and said she hopes I die and I don't know what the fuck is going to happen tomorrow Should I flee the country???
Is this bait? Have fun being buttfucked in jail by Tyrone Biggums with an 11 inch cock.
Nathaniel Adams
Fuck you dude you literally hit the jackpot of ptp
Bentley Russell
Should have kept it going faggot That was your future wife now you're gonna go to jail because you pissed her off
Angel Martin
If she tries to take legal action then it is critical to be as trustworthy as possible. Act like a nice, maybe even dopey person. Tell the truth and dont deny you fucked her. Say you didnt know and you stopped after you realized. You might be charged lighter and will receive a much shorter sentence, if you do time. Also remember that she is at an unstable age, and might calm down and try to talk tomorrow. If she does, respond to her and try to be as nice and understanding as possible.
Chase Bailey
You're gonna have to keep her mouth quiet with the D