Still happy dad never put you in sports?

He'd need multiple layered dicks for that.

i heard chad fucked all the cheerleaders and creampied each of them on homecoming night.

I heard the cheerleader's periods attract bears. They can smell the menstruation.

chad has those things

Assuming I even like thin blonde stacies

i heard chad is half bear

My dad did put me in sports, but we lived in the middle of the desert and the local team I played on had to wear heavy jumpers in hot weather which lead to us always losing. You'd think the sports club would shell out the couple hundred bucks to make sure kids weren't having heat stroke but no.

i heard chad's fingers are as thick as a man's cock. he put each finger inside a different cheerleader and they came buckets.

He did. When I was in preschool he dragged me by my feet out of my room down the stairs and into the car to get me to soccer practice. Once I started cutting myself he "punished" me by not "letting" me play soccer anymore.

My parents put me in lots of sports lessons but no sports teams. They did it to improve my poor motor skills and coordination. Is this good or bad?

i heard chad covered his dick in cocaine and the whole cheerleading squad each took a line at the same time

>Still happy dad never put you in sports?
It was pretty impossible for my dad to put me in team sports. He's a Finn and the sports that he did get me into were swimming and cycling. I still use those skills to this day so it doesn't always need to be participation.

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Lessons can be good for people who don't want to play in a team.

I wish he encouraged me to get into sports. I would have loved for HS to go like this
>dad keeps pushing me to join a sports team
>everyone i try out for rejects me
>only one left is cheer leading
>board is on their ass for not being more inclusive
>say they'll auto accept me if i claim to be gay
>technically a sport now and dad is disappointed already
>pretend to be gay and join
>over time the rest of the squads mannerisms start rubbing off on me
>they eventually see me as one of the girls
>invite me over for a sleepover
>they make me over and i pass flawlessly
>having so much fun that when i walk home the next morning i forget i'm all dolled up and in a girl's uniform
>the football team sees me while i'm on my way home
>they all take turns banging me
>walk the rest of the way sore and covered in cum
>clean up before dad sees
>he's not happy with the sport i chose but he's happy that i'm doing something physical and making friends
>doesn't know i'm pretending to be gay
>doesn't know i now have a reputation as the school slut
>by the time i graduate i'm an expert trap and my asshole is so gaped that i need to wear diapers
>head cheerleader becomes my mommy dom and forces me to suckle milky from her chad bf's crotch bottle every night

>be me in middle school, eagerly awaiting high school so i can try out for soccer team and become popular with lots of friends
>eagerly anticipate tryouts, spend many months thinking about how i was going to show off and make the team
>get cut freshman year
>become depressed because making the team would have been my chance of escaping loneliness because strict old parents wouldn't let me leave the house unless it was for school reasons
>start browsing the chans and find out about anime
>be me sophomore year
>feel that i have the strength to redeem myself for the previous year's embarrassment
>get cut again
>feel terrible and meaningless
>browse r9k and the chans frequently, becoming interested in anime
>spend the rest of high school and beyond focused on studying instead of sports
>been a robot ever since