Write to someone whom you love, or hate, or both.
Letter thread
Dear David Cage,
Please give us some 5 hour long amazing DLC of nothing but Hank and Connor solving crimes together and strengthening their bond. Please give us a close-up hug shot too. And please let this DLC come out before the end of this year and for everyone to love it, myself included. And for it to solely focus on those two (and Sumo I guess), not Kara and especially not fucking Markus. They can get their own DLCs if they want but please. PLEASE.
Please. Please David Cage. PLEASE.
Love, a reluctant fan
Hey dad,
Can I wear skinny jeans without you being visibly upset yet?
Love,
Son
[I got a request for more last time I wrote a song on a letter thread, so here's another short one.]
Tread
~~~~~~~~~~~~
I guess it's in my head,
Or just in the bed,
And we can't end up wed,
So it's lightly that I'll tread.
Yeah I'm down for a 3-way,
It's that I'm not only free play.
You know I want that dick,
But I can't be just a side chick.
Fuck her 'till she's gone,
Unless I'm just a pawn.
Yeah she looks nice,
So can you pay that price?
I guess it's in my head,
Or just in the bed,
And we can't end up wed,
So it's lightly that I'll tread.
(1/2)
(2/2)
I really like you.
It's obvious that I do.
Do you like me?
What can we be?
I wasn't into you at first;
I'm being honest.
But now, I'm filled with thirst,
It's like I'm nearly lawless.
Now, I know that you're now flawless,
And I know that neither am I,
But I think that we can try.
I guess it's in my head,
Or just in the bed,
And we can't end up wed,
So it's lightly that I'll tread.
Hey! I'm the requester :D
I really like your words! I can relate so hard
Thank you so much! :) I actually didn't think this one was very good, but I'm going to keep practicing if I get the chance.
Also what's your story? How do you relate to the lyrics??
no, thats gay
-dad
buy him a pair of stretchy skinny/straight leg jeans and he'll get converted.
I hate you more than anything, terrible woman. I'm too drunk to reign in my normal hatred, so you get to endure my disdain, you garbage fuckface whore.
Omg please post initials for my anxiety-prone ass!
These things always make me feel like my fear that everyone hates me is confirmed. Help a nigga out and post some initals please!
Dear M,
I realized too late that I was in love with the idea of you, and not you as a person. I hope you find someone who can make you happy. You're still not a good person, and I'm not sorry for leaving.
A
Hello, my favorite sex demon.
Do I think you're actually evil? No.
Do I want you to be my daddy-dom? Yeah.
Do I want your dick? Yeah.
Do I want you to leave your girlfriend and move to California with me in August? Only if I can make you happier than she does.
Don't you know I would move heaven and earth to be together forever with you? Maybe.
Please tell me if you know I like you.
Signed,
Your awkward vegan liberal friend
Heya God,
Dunno why I'm sending you Autist-mail. I guess you know huh?
This letter is in regards to my lack of social life and how I can improve it. I want to specifically ask for a person who can learn me the ways of not being socially enept.
I personally believe I could establish a distinct sense of normality in the everyday world if I had a bit of guidance!
Atleast thats what I'm hoping for.
Thanks
Nikkita
I'd endure disdain if it meant a certain someone accepting my apology.
>vegan
gross
>liberal
disgusting
>friend
no.
A
I love you more than anything in the world. I wanna make you the happiest person in the world by any means possible. You dont deserve to be sad or hurt, I want to make you feel happy all the time. Youre asleep and im sad I cant be talking to you. I miss you so much even though its been a short amount of time. I want to be with you again, and do so many more things. I want to travel around the world with you, I want to visit places ive never been and experience everything with you. You're the love of my life and im sure of it. I hope to be with you forever, and I hope you feel the same way towards me. I cant wait to see you again in person. You seriously make my day so much better when I get to talk to you. You make me so happy when I see your face, especially when I get to wake up next to you. I wish I never have to take you home, and we could just be together forever, and I could spend every single day with you, and sleep every single night with you. I love you so much, so please know that. I dont want you to ever think I dont love you. Every single time i talk to you, every single day im with you, I love you more than I did the day before. Be with me forever please.
J
this image is from that special night, im pissed i put that shitty filter thing on it
>apology
what'd you do user?
Well user you're obviously not my favorite sex demon so stfu
Dear I and I,
You're doing good at work, you can riff with the big boys and you don't spaghetti. I think they respect you. Keep it up and be open to new stuff. You're improving every day.
You want to get good at pool. You should probably focus on exercise but you've chosen pool. Your big mistake here is that you don't push yourself. You complain when you miss shots instead of looking inward for ways to improve. You don't clear a whole table before you give up for the night (you play alone like you drink alone), sometimes you'll finish them the next day during break. Not a good look, not disciplined.
You're also doing well pursuing solitary activities so as to stave off the loneliness. You must remember loneliness is a state of mind and not a state of being. You can't ever be lonely if you can just enjoy the air around you, or the sound of the wind rushing through the trees or the simple joys of fishing. You don't need people. They need you. You especially don't need women.
Smoke more nigga.
Yours truly,
You
Dear Madison,
Fuck I love you like shit you're just perfect and like I am in love with you, fuck I'm sorry I didn't know you were into me earlier is not the fucking brightest but shit you complete me and I love every moment that I am with you. Anyway I am not going to see you for a long time(summer break trip, in Mexico) so I don't know what will happen if this is the end of our the relationship but like I know you don't get called pretty that often (for a reason) but like your perfect for me and shit ill see if you still want to be with me after our break away from each other.
Love,
Kyle
(I know this isn't fucking formal at all but still, I just need to get this off my chest)
god this is just sad to read
she literally wrote a letter to someone else earlier saying that kind of stuff to them
no amount of "special nights" or promises will change that
its over she moved onto the next one again
she's wonderfully rotten to the core
R,
Why did you show up after these couple of years? Bringing up old memories, telling me how you wished you were there for me, asking if I really liked you back then? I like talking to you but the way you say things to me, I see you are the same with others and that's got me wondering if it's all an act. Are you trying to get back with ex through me? Are you just after attention? I know you're still the same as usual withholding so much.
I just don't know what you want, and what I do NOT need right now or any time is to be played around with for your ego. I do really like you R, I always have even when it was told to "pretend" to like you.
I don't know what I want, I'm just in a dark place right now and everyone shoving their private shit in my face is just getting me even more down, and I don't need you doing it to me or telling me how you "think my accent is hot" and telling me how I'm "cute" if nothing happens, let alone I haven't even properly considered if I want to even pick up another long distance relationship. I'm just frustrated and can't think straight, these pills aren't doing their job properly and my chest still aches to think of this shit.
M.
Dear society.
Your the gears that keep the corporate machine turning. Your all sheep and the farmers are taking your wool and meat for all your worth. Your the fucking product at the end of the day and the big guys play you fuckers like a Fidel. With a snap of a finger you can say not to hate all Muslims or some stupid shit like that but as soon as a young man who is fed up with you takes his anger out you recoil in fear and call white males and incels a threat to society. Keep poking the beehive and see what happens. One day you will all have your heads at the end of someone's machete and your corpse violated after they kill you.
Fuck society
Oh no, it's really good. I'm dying to hear it with some music though.
First one brings those feelings of when you're interested in someone and all of those thoughts that fly through your head of what if with the hint of forbidden-"ness". That initial passion, chemistry and sparks flying all around.
This one makes me sad (in a good way) bc it hits so close to home rn. Walking the tightrope of wanting more with someone else and wondering if they can, or are willing, to give it. Mentally you play that game where you flip flop between the ideal and then counteract with the "realistic" state. And you end up walking on those conservative eggshells.
I really suck at interpreting and it may not be what you're going for, but your words mean something to me.
Hmm do you live in New York?
how do i make stinky tranny go away
Taylor:
You suck
Etc
It's too fun to watch for that
You deserve the pain you get.
Dear J,
You are the cutest piece of shit , I want to cuddle you up all day, cook you your favorite meals, comfort you on your bad days, listen to you talk about things you love, sadly I'm not very mentally stable, and may leave this place soon, but i hope you know that you made this all worthwhile
i just wanna write letters without wannabe tranny stalking :cc
Dear M, C, and L
Ive moved on
Holy trips. Thats a sign. Give the second letter
Even though you are 6 feet under ground and it's been a decade i still remember you see you later
Dear Delfina:
I want you to know that i think of you every day. Yeah, i know its almost a year since we broke up.
Even knowing you are a crazy bitch... i still love you. You where MY crazy bitch at least.
Delphox
You were a shitty starter. If memory serves, you still have cut. What a waste of a pokemon.
D
I realize how unhealthy it is to still think about you long after you stopped caring about me, if you ever did in the first place. I'm slowly learning to let you go. I hope i eventualy find someone who will replace your memory
Dear A.
You've always had a shred of childishness within you. I think that's why, despite you breaking up with me three times, you begged for me to come back to you with tears in your eyes. I think that's why you tried to message me three days after I finally manned up and cut you off, because you just couldn't fathom that I wouldn't be the same way. That childish attitude was charming and energetic at times, but it led to other negative qualities, like your extreme temper tantrums, your foul moods, and those times when you became this hateful, spiteful monster. And that's what killed you in my eyes. You just couldn't be nice.
I did the best I could, and that's why I don't look back with regret or self hatred. I fell in love with a girl that made my heart swell, and who's heart swelled for me--and you tricked me. You made me believe that, one day, there was an apartment with our names on it. A pet cat to call ours. A life to begin together. But you grew callous, and you grew hateful, and you hurt me in ways I didn't expect and anticipate. I just shrugged it off at first, excusing it with your added stress from your move, your school, your life. But after all was said and done and life moved forward, you did not. You continued to be this weird, angry person that would rip itself out of you if you perceived even a modicum of a slight towards you--even when none existed. And at that point, is it a dark side to a pretty face, or just who you really are?
I wish I could sit here and write about how my life is looking up and how I'm hitting the gym and becoming a better, newer person, but that's not really true. I'm sleeping away most of the days I don't work, and I haven't expressed any sort of creativity in a long, long time. But despite all of that, I'm still happier than I was with you. I'm not shackled to this monster that lashes out, that hurts, that diminishes--life is within my control again, and I can only hope I can steer it correctly--without you.
--C.
>not requesting an 18+ DLC of those two
You sound like an immature loser who can't handle when someone is having a bad day. She's better off without you.
You sound like someone who doesn't know what it's like to date someone for three years and have them turn from sweet to sour very quickly and very suddenly. These were not bad days. These were bad months, bad years. Every day a challenge, every day a struggle.
I hope you can express some sort of empathy for a situation you know little about beyond a letter addressed to someone anonymously.
t. Rostie with bpd who expects a "loser" to put up with her bullshit
dear b
i get drunk every night pretty much. nights i dont get drunk i get high, sometimes both. you were always better than me, and you will always will be. i only hope you will come to my funeral
Dear K,
I'm sorry for every thing I did and didn't do to you. I don't remember anything good that I've ever did, my mind only reminds me every fault I did to you. I am not a good person for you to be with. You don't deserve me, you could have someone else better. I'm just a try hard, I can't make you any happy or at least satisfied anymore. I'm sorry because even though I know deep down that you don't want to be with me anymore, you're still here and staying with me. I don't understand why are you doing this. Maybe because you want to kill me slowly. Your company starts to sickens me because you are so cold on your words and seem easily angered on the slightest things I say or do. I know that you're doing this so you could hurt me---to drive me away. I'm just the only idiot here that even though you despise me I'm still staying. I've apologized so many times and asked you what are your problems with me but you don't want to answer. You don't want to answer them, it's not because you're scared of hurting me but because you don't want to fix these things. Please stop playing with my feelings. I'm still in love with you even though it hurts now because I know that you're not sincere and genuine on me anymore. I just want you to love me like you used to.
Always yours,
J
Fuck off roastie this song is disgusting. I don't come here to be triggered by your dumbslut fantasies of being submissive to a Chad asshole. Last thread you said he was a robot and now you're saying in this song that he wanted a 3 sum with you and he has another girl and you're the side chick. That's not a robot you fucking whore now fuck off back to redit where they will worship your nasty whore vagina.
Explain to me how this J is cute, user.
Female sexuality is gross. I stopped respecting women because most are dumbwhores that want to be dominated and degraded. It's so sickening. Fuck you for coming here and posting this you dumbslut. I'm only attracted to virgins now because of girls like you.
>he has another girl and you're the side chick.
all i can do is laughing
Shit song, whoever requested this is a fucken autist (probably the same person who writes them). 1/10 shit bars, makes drake seem good.
its pretty damn rancid and juvenile
Ryan,
It's been 122 days since you spoke to me. 98 of those days went by consecutively without rain. It might rain this week. I feel like it could help me let go.
I love you.
A.
where are you
do you ever think of me
i think of you
and the way it used to be
I think that a romantic relationship would thrust me into a role that I'm not qualified for. I can't be your rescuer, or a stand-in for real happiness in your life. I don't want to be placed on a pedestal like E, and I couldn't cope with your self-destructiveness in the long term. So I feel like I need to keep my feelings private from you, and I can't imagine ever explicitly revealing them because that would be like leading you on.
poor little you
It's a public board and people can post anyhing they want
if you really don't want to be bothered you're free to stick to dms
I wouldnt even bother replying to your posts if they weren't blatant and messed up
I know you might think this but you're not the only reason someone would read these threads
Be good and there won't be any reason I post at you okay?
Not that you're capable of it
Poor J
Hi Rose
I was bored and decided to pop in to r9k hoping to see if you had anything to say on this board. Thanks for always being friendly.
-Kevin
I think my name is weird, I remember students laughing when the teachers would shout it for rollcall during the first days of a school year. Is Kevin some kind of Hurbert?
good
ill leave fully then
Dear S
Pls b my gf
Sincerely, B
To myself,
You want to strive for greatness but always seem to fall short. You're motivated and disinterested at the same time. It's hard to know what you want, and I see that there's so much more for you to discover or explore within yourself. You have yet to conquer the self, which is most important. You don't know what you can do to help, but it always feels like you never make progress. You definitely have though. The whole process is really tough and theres alot of work to be done, and knowledge to be learnt.
The thing i dont understand is why you want to keep going and keep trying to achieve what's set out. Why bother? Will it make you happy? It is my dream.. but will fulfilling the dream really do anything to you?
I dont know what's going on but i'll keep going on.
From myself.
Thank you so much!
You... you realize these are songs about fantasies right? And not real life? I'm not a side chick to anyone right now lol.
You fantasize about being a sidechick? I guess fembots are cucks too.
Does fantasy somehow imply she wants it to happen and not just that someone is imagining improbable scenarios?
Not her btw
I feel like she would have said that if that's what she meant because there is a distinction. Her choice of word implies she wants it.
Assuming A means user, what is the real initial?
Im in the hole you left me, I think the same constantly.
No more tears, but I love you.
Yours always
Maybe it wasn't the best word to use. If you look at the song, it's obvious that I want to be the main chick.
Dear MB
You're probably still mad at me right now. I love you and I hate you at the same time. Not really sure which one is stronger between the two.
I wooed you for like 3 months. You said "let's just be friends" but you still come with me whenever I ask you out on dates. I can see you're enjoying it and it really feels like we're a couple already so I got confused and asked you to re-confirm if we're "just friends and nothing more" or "just friends FOR NOW" because there's clearly a difference between them. You answered "i don't know" so I'm left confused as well.
Our coworkers have been telling me that you're just using me for money and free stuff but I didn't listen to them.
You've always compared me to your previous suitors who you keep saying are more 'classy' and aren't tight-fisted when it comes to expenses. But whenever we go out on dates I've always let you choose where you want to eat or hangout so you can't really blame me on that.
I figured that maybe if I do something extreme that can't be matched by your previous suitors, I would finally get your attention and you'd give me a chance. So I did the thing and rode my bicycle all the way to your faraway countryside hometown that is 140km away from here in the city where we stay to work. I spent the whole day pedalling until I finally reached you around night time. You suddenly started rejecting me and told me all sorts of angry stuff and kept on telling me to go back home but the rest of your family liked me and wanted me to stay around for the night before I leave for home the next day. You then blocked me on messenger and each day at work started being awkward ever since.
I once told you that you should probably try not to get along too much with those uncultured, unpleasant, repulsive people in your department because they could be a bad influence for you. The moment we stopped communicating, I could see that you're starting to become like them.
1/2
To myself;
Falling in love online is a bad idea. Your ex blocked you and you're fixated on it. Do you really want someone who reminds you of her? She even told you that you were ignoring her red flags but you were too in love to do something. Finding someone else is a joke, I find it funny. I actually hate dating around, but on the bright side it may lead to new experiences, but it wasn't my choice, I might stay single for my own reasons. And she still don't believe that I'm asexual, she was my only exception but we broke up so I'll never have sex and stay single. Can't miss sex when you never had it.
No identifying info from me, I don't want attention
2/2
I tried to warn you. It just hurts seeing you like this every day at work. It's like you're a totally different person now. You told me that I'm your friend and you're just 'faking' your friendship with them. As time went on it starts to feel like the opposite. It's like you're just faking your friendship with me and they're the ones that you consider as friends.
You know what they say, "birds of a feather, etc etc". It became more evident when you guys snuck some booze into the workplace and tried to drink discreetly during working hours.
Maybe this is why your dorm-mates are always vigilant to let your family know the wrong things you're doing here in the city. Maybe it's because you easily let yourself be influenced by not-so-good people. We both submitted a resignation letter and we're supposed to leave around the same time but you decided to take it back and stay when I left. You'd rather stay with those toxic people and you've even started backstabbing me when I'm not around. Maybe some of our coworkers were right about you. That you were just using me to get free stuff.
I'm trying my best to hold back on letting your family know what you've been doing here.
So yeah. You got some nerve to get mad at me huh. Whatever. Go ahead and ruin your life if you want. Don't tell me I didn't warn you.
But just so you know, if those "friends" of yours started throwing you under the bus, remember that I'm still here and will still accept you as a friend once karma has slapped some sense into you.
Love,
EA
I only know your account of these things so don't have the full picture, but it sounds to me like you are being quite controlling. I don't think it's deliberate or malicious, but you can't control someone like this and then expect them to get along with you fine. I mean you're trying to shame her into only hanging out with people you approve of; that's pretty low my dude even if it was meant well.
I get the impression you're just very confused about how she feels, but the solution to uncertainty is to accept a lack of control rather try and claw for more of it.
To myself and whoever I'm thinking of (no identifying info, don't ask)
Writing these letters is therapeutic, it usually takes me a year or so to get over a ex. And S, I feel at peace that you found B, the three of us are all autistic, profdxed and she can keep up with you, I can't make good convo with anyone, I did love you once and listening to you, but I gave generic answers and didn't prove it. It's okay. My teachers want me to date someone I know Irl, but I love ldrs, idk. Letter over. Maybe. It's just rambles. I won't put myself in a position where I might end up in a relationship, it won't compare to what we had. I still remember your sultry voice when you said you were a strange internet man. If I could have I would have kissed you deeply and whispered in your ear and said "marry me, be mine forever, I don't care" my feelings are fading fast
Dear D that ends with E,
I still want to talk to you, do you want to talk to me?
Exactly what my friends told me when I shared my story to them.
In my defense, when we were still hanging out and going out on dates, we used to talk about the foul behaviors of the people in her department and how distasteful they are. And she used to tell me that she hates it when people find out that we're going out on dates because some of our coworkers are loudmouth gossipmongers. And now she's hanging out with them and telling them the stories.
It just hits me so hard that she's now friends with the people that possess all the bad qualities that she said she dislikes.
Well, she can make that choice herself. You don't have to agree with it, but the thing there is to move on rather than be resentful to be honest
Dear S aka the woman who turned me into a cynical incel.
All I ever asked for was honesty. Why did you lie so fucking much. I trusted you. You were the only person in my life. You got upset with me when I didn't trust you after i found out you were lying. Literally what the fuck. I can't believe I missed so many warning signs about you. I should have seen how selfish you really were. You can still say you love and care about me, but even if you did, you will always care more about yourself then anyone else. I gave you everything I had and you just fucking gave up. You can't say you care about me that way if you were not willing to try and push through the very few hardships we had. I regret ever seeing you in the first place. I wish I had never known you. It's been months and I'm still not fucking over you. You moved on and were with someone else in a matter of weeks. You literally disgust me and yet I still care enough to be there for you in your darkest hour. Yet I don't even think you would do the same. I don't ever want to interact with you again but I still miss you so much. There is so much more i just dont know how to say. Anyway I hope your new boyfriend who "changed " abuses you like he has done to the rest of his girlfriend's.
-e
Dear op
Thanks for making this post. It's nice to get feels off my chest and this opportunity came at a perfect time. The other posters here and I really appreciate this man.
Dear S
Fuck you you queer nigger faggot i hope you die you broke shit
sincerely user
Dear anyone
The letter thread helped me, the person who said dear user was right. We appreciate it, my mind is blank now. It feels goodl
Rambling letter
These relationships I get in don't change me at all, and they don't last, jokes on everyone else I'm aromantic both irl and online, and asexual. Bluh Bluh.
D,
I wish you could comfort me again. You being absent even while being here kills me. I need your warmth again, but nothing I do will help me get it back. All the time I've spent with you made me the happiest I've ever been. I don't really understand why you act like you're unfeeling when I know you're capable of good and empathy.
Yours,
H
J,
I tried apologizing again for the 3rd time. You finally said that you've already forgiven me, but I might've sent something retarded in response. Apparently, I'm awful at trying to say what I mean. Please, either tell me to leave you the fuck alone, or give me a chance to be a friend. It's embarrassing to keep messaging you. It took me half-a-day to send the message after writing it, and I still threw the phone across the living room while screaming, "Abort, abort," right after clicking send.
-Awkward user
Maybe a phone call is the best thing to send them. Email or written letter might be easier on you than a phone call.
No email, no phone. IG DM. I got myself blocked on their FB. I've been blocked for 5 months now? Absolute no regarding the written letter, I already sent them a valentine's card with a drawing in colored pencil to try apologizing. That was undoubtedly the worst idea I've had in awhile. I was met with dead silence. This is the first time I've messaged them since the card fiasco.
Have you tried asking them for it?
Maybe you should ask a mutual friend but it seems they are done with you. They might of forgiven you and moved on. Like I said maybe ask a mutual friend or ask one of their friends. But it seems they've given you the cold shoulder and ghosted you.
A few times. It's hard to evoke anything in someone who has stopped caring though.
To myself,
why are you so scared of intimacy?
Im not surprised then. Your a roastie whore pretending to.have a damaged heart meanwhile youre sucking Chad cock 24 7. Why even come here? Dont you have a robots heart to break or orbiters rl eject or something right now. Fuck off roastie.
Please learn some grammar so you can insult someone properly
I'm sorry for all I did to you in high school.
I'm sorry you had to be the victim of my own poor life choices.
You're a good person and you didn't deserve this, and I didn't deserve you.
I sincerely hope that you're happy now that I'm not in your life.
Translation of your post:
"Im a roastie and youre just a bitter lonely virgin because you criticize the girl who led you on and fed you a good girl story when she was actually a roastie fuckgirl player bad bitch juggling around all her coworkers and using them all for free resources like dates and when you finally say something about her being a trainwreck roastie giving bad boys positive attention with her vagina youre the wrong one for criticizing her"
Fuck off roastie. The girl is obvious a dumbwhore people user and people abuser. Hes right to call her out on her bullshit. Sorry you also like dating bad boys so you defend her. Dumb roastie.
>grammar
>on an informal website
>unironically criticizing someone over it
Found the redit.
Dear robots,
Only talk to girls who are virgins. They are the only ones with a good heart. If you date a girl who is not a virgin she will just be a dumb thot and lust after bad boys and fuckbois and you are only setting ypurself up for disaster. Women arent human they are all monsters once they are not virgins.
-Sincerely
A robot who got his heart shattered by who I thought was kind and undertsanding but was really a Monster.
*reddit
I'll mail you $10 for a new keyboard if you need it.
Dear Grace,
I'm glad we got back into contact recently. That little garage band has been a blast with Ollie, Dania, you, and I. Glad I found someone who likes classical music AND is passionate about the Violin. You really are a dream girl to me, Grace. I've said this over and over again in these threads, but I love you. You're so talented with the piano, Violin, Viola, cooking, man how could someone not love you! Ever since the church incident where I told you I liked Ollie, I don't think you got over that. I know you like me Grace, I like you too... To be honest, when I said I liked Ollie I didn't know it hurt you. You never told me, but I know. I've told you over-and-over I don't like Ollie anymore. I know I hurt you by saying that, please forgive me.
You're moving in a couple of days. I really hope you share your feelings with me before you leave. You really are important to me as a person.
-Sincerely
L