>Be me >work as a life counselor >Mostly just listen to many useless robots complain about mommy and daddy >They consume media nonstop >live off neetbux >tell me about their "community" >its just Jow Forums >pic related >Come here and lurk >use it for work >robots trust me even more now and come to my sessions more and more. >get paid more and more by "understanding" them because they set up 2 sessions a week >all i have to do is browse Jow Forums a couple times a week
Thanks for making me some good dough guys keep it up.
Thanks for starting that with "be me", we wouldn't have realized who you were talking about otherwise. FUCKING noob
Adrian Peterson
Listen guy. Jow Forums and r9k are not as "hidden away" as you think. During our training we're told to look out for these places among others as a way to better understand our clients. These memes are about as mainstream as rage comics.
Wow never thought someone here wouldn't understand basic >greentext format. It's all over facebook for fucks sake.
Tyler Adams
>He still thinks he can fool me You are but another roach, masquerading as the manipulator
No, no one can fool you all knowing robots. I get a lot of you "holier than thou" wanna be stoic geniuses. In all reality most of you are just man children throwing a never ending tantrum because you never got what you wanted out of life.
Landon Ward
And he shows his true colors. Dance for me, little man.
Good to know I was right all along and my therapist couldn't be trusted.
That's why half the shit I said was a lie and the other half was just surface emotions.
Jack Morgan
Nah i wouldn't. Most of us "therapist" types got into the job because people fascinate us. Not in the "wow i want to see if i can help you" way but in the "how do you work and why are you like this" way.
Truth sucks.
PS most medicine is meent to make you docile NOT normal.
Blake James
mfw when you retards took the b8
Asher Bell
Hmm, that's what I'm doing.
Landon Cox
>it thinks it can pick apart my mind
You already gave away the game, it's over. I'll be wasting your time as much as you're wasting mine.
Angel Perry
I am in a similar position. Kind of sad and amusing how robots think this is their hidden away safe space
Joseph Reed
I want to be you.
Comment was not original
Aiden Mitchell
r9k is just filled with normies and frustrated failed normies.
Isaiah Morgan
Pretty easy
I can't pick you apart when you always lie
Its a delusion at this point
Just get into human resources type stuff.
Ryan Bell
Can I do this with a business degree or do I need to go into psych
Jayden Gutierrez
I was only lying half the time before because I thought there was a legitimate chance that they might want to help.
Thanks for shutting that door for me, I knew I was right not to trust them.
Ryan Campbell
If you had the misfortune of having me as your patient I would pick you apart easier than you dissect the robots you prey on. You normies are far more simple creatures, which is why robots fascinate you
Anthony Cooper
I know you are trying to sound edgy but this is false
Jose Cooper
I got no degree. So im sure you could. Get an HR job. Gain some experience. Move up a bit. Look for a similar job but more like one on one. Then get another one where you can lie about your experience and end up like me. Of course i went to a bunch of training and some classes.
Hey man. Some of us just see you all as a walking check.
Lol ok, Dwight Schrute.
Ethan Johnson
At least Ill forever have the satisfaction of cracking one of you cretins into admitting to my face that I was too good at ;counseling-counselors; as he put it to be helped. At the end of every session I always know more about whoever is supposed to be getting to know me and I start seeing the patterns in their lives. One even confided in me about his marriage. It wasnt long before I figured out that most people in the mental health field had issues of their own and it followed that I learned how to dig at them until the roles were switched. Most were eager to talk about themselves like it was nice inquired about for once.
>thinks it only happened once You would like to beleive this very much but your kind really is that easy once you figure them out. Theyre easier nuts to crack than robots
This guy is the person who thinks they are therapist at a asylum but is actually a multiple personality sufferer high on PCP. >believing OP just don't user
Lincoln Morgan
Robots arent hard to crack. Its written all over them. No real deep stuff. Just a pissed off kid who didn't get what they wanted. It's all fake deep.Robots are pretenders. Adults with an over active imagination, It's why you can't talk to people IRL. It's too much because a real person never reacts like how you imagined.
Jaxson Hall
No you see a normies base desires can be boiled down to a few things >he wants a wife >kids >house >job >car And that is pretty much it because youve never had to deal with anything that might put those desires out of your reach and cant even imagine what might separate a robot from obtaining what you deem as a successful life. This is why you cant help them and instead reserve yourself to leeching from their misfortune as all normies do. In the end you are no less predictable and even more so than your subjects.
If normies are so predictable why havn't robots taken over? Also i got most of that. (Don't want kids though. Fucking leeches) >House check >Job Check >Car got 2 >Wife not yet, fwb is still fun for now
