>sister let the rape dwarf out
>hear it scuttling through the walls
not like this
Sister let the rape dwarf out
Brody White
Jaxon Smith
>cat ate the puke homunculus
>won't be able to make another for the ritual
It's over for me, lads
Kevin Reed
>wetnurse killed the vaginal vampire
>my penis has turned to ash
Ayden Garcia
>father found the fornication flute
>he played the forbidden sounds
I'm so sorry
Dominic Edwards
>accidentally put Hitler's soul in a dead cat's body instead of a dead soldier's body
>instead of starting ww3, i have a zombie cat that speaks German
why even bother?
Hunter Rogers
>gf found the poop sock again
Not like this
Isaac Baker
No, you're just a loser, neck yourself.
Carson Watson
>vaginal vampire
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jason Collins
>pastor postulated the posterior pleasure pole
>potential pain pending
My eve is now, lads
Tyler Rogers
>skippy dippy trippy bippy
>zimma zumma fif tif tuna
Here's where it ends
Kayden Richardson
>uncle raped the Succubus again
>I felt everything
is this how it ends lads?
Lucas Jackson
>father killed the drug dragons
>The trash good exspects them back by midnight
This is a nightmare I will not be waking from
Angel Thompson
>cousin conjured the cum cultists
what a pain in the ass seriously
Aiden Perez
Bait the traps and sleep with one eye open, muchacho.
Dominic Perez
>take a shit
>don't hear "plum"
>look into toilet
>there is nothing there
Asher Gonzalez
>your shit will never be teleported for examination by aliens
why even live
Hunter Torres
>Dickles discovered the dastardly dandruff dong
FUUUUCK
Nathaniel Gonzalez
>father found the vaginascroll
>He burns it
Lord why does this happen to me?
Dylan Bell
>Create tupla
>Chad that stole GF starts fucking tupla too.
HOW?!? IT'S NOT FAIR! IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS!
Justin Baker
>mom found the smegma pillow
>she changed the cover
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART
John Edwards
>optometrist ovulated the ostrich
>didnt decant the decadent disaster
>woefully whipped the wumpus
I still had to pay here, dumb shrew.
Caleb Fisher
>sister used the succubus scourge
>the djinns demand a blood sacrifice for forgiveness.
So, this is how it ends...
Liam Morales
>grandpa found my great gender-bending genie
>he used my last wish to set it free
IT WAS MY LAST FUCKING CHANCE TO MAKE IT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Levi Richardson
>Scout leader found the tooty tickler
>Let it escape into the bushes
At dawn we ride towards Death
Dominic Garcia
How the fuck do you people come up with this shit
Zachary Price
This is why Im here lads.
This is the best shit ive read since the incel ninja RP a few weeks ago.
My fucking sides hurt.
Jeremiah Morgan
>mother found the fart flowers
>son of a BRAAAAP
Evan Hughes
>lieutenant found the stench trench
I'm not going home lads
Brody Morris
>housemate entered the bone zone
>accidentally the whole thing
It's been a good run we've had friends
Evan Clark
>dad found the cum worm human species inside the cumsock
>he put them in the washing machine
it over lads, goodbye
Robert Jones
>didiladularigadosigufi
>sago di Tu mirarlolu fififofo
Dadism is where it ends
Andrew Scott
>posting in this thread unironically
worried laughter.gif
Michael Ortiz
>thinking this is all ironic
I've got news for you.
Camden Gomez
>housemaiden observed the occult octopus that I hid in the bathtub
>can still hear her splashing and screaming downstairs
I'm gonna have to move again
Ayden Long
>deep sea divers have located the cum coral
It's been great lads
John Green
This is as gross as the pic of the cum shrooms
Jordan Moore
>Uncle uncovered the Urine Universe
He's gonna be so pissed...
John Miller
>prostate just became self-aware
so long, boys
Jacob Howard
Aunt disturbed the Chlamydia dragon from its slumber
Jace Cooper
>Mom found the gimp gorgan
It wasn't supposed to be like this. Why couldn't she have just knocked AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Michael Gutierrez
>wetnurse released the universe babies
Oh dear we're in trouble now but we'll be safe in odeon chapel
Carson Price
>dad found my emergency peanut butter
Hunter Cruz
>mom hasn't found out about my tulpa
Maybe she thinks I'm gay LMAO
Grayson Walker
roflxdlmao
Gavin Evans
>friends found out i'm sick
>they're going to try and kill me
Finita est
Grayson Johnson
>she found the piss lake
Charles Morgan
>kids found creampie cthulu cantation codex
>Can't conjure the counter canter
My mom is gonna be pissed
Isaiah Lopez
>Cousin solved the dandruff ecuation
Soon he will be unstoppable.