You were stealthily looking at that girl's ass and then both of them caught you. Be honest, what would be your reaction?

>quickly divert eyes
>spout out a barely intelligible apology
>begin violently shaking
>turn to run but trip over and spill spaghetti out of pockets
>curl up and cry on the floor
>try to hide boner but instead shoot jizz bolognese everywhere
>mfw

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i don't habeeb it

origano

The correct answer: Give them both a sly wink. Then casually take a sip of my beverage and walk around the table to chat with the one in the dress, and replace her friend so it's a fair match up.

Cringey fuckery like this is why you're still a virgin.

>did you know there are 206 bones in the human body...

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Just smile like I got caught. I'm decent enough looking for a chick to not be insulted by it.

I put my left hand on her backpocket and say "high-five." Then I bring my other hand around and grab her right asscheek while saying "to the side."
Now I can bring my pelvis into direct contact with her denim-clad buttocks, while telling her that I want what's "down low." When she feels my rock hard cock pressed against her ass she starts to twist in my grasp, but instead of letting her go I say "too slow" and forcibly kiss her, slipping in some tongue action for good measure.
She moans and melts in my arms.

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Look them in the eyes with a raised eyebrow and a sly smile

cringe as fuck
I wouldnt do anything. I didnt do anything wrong. And what am I supposed to do either way? She is right infront of me, not looking at her would be hard

Kek nice fanfic my guy

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Did it once at work, actually the entire group I worked with did so. She was on the other side of the conveyor and she was this white girl that had a nice fat ass. She was the good kind of thick. There was like eight of us ogling at her ass until she turned around in which we just confusedly looked around and walked away.

That ass was bangin' though.

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Kill myself right there and then.

>take a sip of my beverage

who talks like this?

8/10 very good jest

I would probably feel embarrassed. That's about it.

who is this matress enchantress

orig

"Golly, user, what a mess."

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A thumbs up and turn away will suffice fellas. Bonus points if you dark tinted eyewear.

jump really high 10 times to impress them.

This beverage is truly magnificent, pardner.

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The correct reaction would be to smirk and eyefuck her. Mine would be to glance away.

huh you have illuminati... your butt.. heh.. *walk away*

>Hamsa

She's a slut...that's basically it

Maybe play a round of table soccer afterwards

>turn around
>stick out butt
>look over shoulder
>"are you looking at my butt?"

Say "oops" or some shit, and then come up with an actual reply if she responds. Girl across the table isnt part of the situation so no need to worry about her.

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throw my beer at her and screech, then naruto run away while her boyfriend and the bouncers chase me

>look at butt
>"were you looking at my butt?"
>"yeah"
>"ugh gross"
>"ok"

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Something like this actually happened to me a few times (i wasn't really 'stealthy' tho).
>highschool (not sure which year)
>girl that sits in front of me has a nice ass, so ofcourse, i stare at it whenever i have the chance
>one Day, we were standing by our chairs before the class started
>i'm obviously looking at that booty
>she adjusts her underwear (our school had uniforms, so she was wearing a skirt) and looks back to see if nobody noticed.
>she catches me with my eyes glued to her ass
>i lift my head but don't stop looking at her ass for about a second after my head moved
>our eyes met
>i keep my poker face
>she smiles while looking a little embarrased
>she says "geez~ user, what were you looking at?" in a playful/flirty manner while she softly nudges me and half hugs me.
>the class starts
>she looks back at me a few times, smiles and we both laugh a little.
This wasn't an isolated event, the same girl caught me looking at her ass a few other times, and when she asked me what i was looking at, i just answered with "you" or "your ass". after a while, she started doing things to caught my attention and then 'caught' me looking at her ass, at that point she didn't even said anything, she just looked at me and smiled with a flirty face, she knew that i liked her ass, and she loved it.
Now, since i know someone will ask, no, i didn't bang her, back in highschool i had the luck of a harem anime mc, but i also was as dense as one. So i'm still a KV.

>were you looking at my butt?
>sister, your ass is so broad, tall, flat, and uniform everyone is looking at it. Some in fascination, some in amazement, some in fear, others in stark terror. Personally? I thought it was a billboard and hoping for an ad to pop up to distract me from the boredom of your inane, vapid chatter but no such luck - just a sea of denim blue warning men that you are just a few years away from being so fat you influence the fucking tides

Keep looking with a vacant expression, then proceed to stare at the dude the same way. Then I'd pretend to snap out of it

weird to think shes probably fucked 400 guys minimum

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this is the kind of retard that gets laid
you already know that women are fucking braindead
obviously they have sex with cringy retards

they're fucking easy sluts you just don't know how
it's like the saddest shit ever

Nod n 'sup

shout HEY LOOK ITS JOE ROGAN IN THE BLACK SHIRT then run when they are distracted

Be as much of an extrovert as possible and play it off joking around. This is why fucking nobody here has any experience with females, you don't talk at all. That's why extroverts are more possible to get girlfriends. Women like confidence.

you can almost feel that *tips bedora* from this post

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"Hey, I was enjoying the view."
with ZERO fucks given

>turn bright red and stammer out a lame excuse

Say hi to them and see where things go

If she's not with any guy then I would Graham MJ dimh

Smile and say hi.

call her a coalburner

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Actually a decent answer if they weren't horribly offended. I might use this if the chance comes up. I'll let you know if I get the fug or a slap.

>virgin validating another virgin's move
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fight's only going to get me in more trouble, so I choose flight

My reaction would be nothing in particular, maybe a smile and a slight non-autistic raise of an eyebrow. I might look at her ass again when she's staring at me just to rub it in that I don't care about being "caught".

Punch her throat of course what am I supposed to do?

stare into her eyes saying nothing until she breaks eye contact and turns around

I always wear sunglasses so just keep looking

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