I'm on my way to becoming a fucking NEET virgin robot, how the fuck do I stop this

I'm on my way to becoming a fucking NEET virgin robot, how the fuck do I stop this.
Please help me I dont want to disappoint my parents

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I'm a relatively successful normie, post more info about your life and what you're struggling with and I'll try to give you legit advice

>About to go to college
>Never had real friends
>no job
>have to move out soon so need a job or neetbux
>spend all my fucking time on the computer or sleeping
>Only had 1 gf, extremely short-term
>Social skills of a brick

College is a fresh start. Remember that people there don't know you. You can be whoever you want to be. I'm not telling you to act like a turbochad, just remember that all those new people don't know anything about you. Suck it up, fake it till you make it, chat people up, if you've met someone, say hi to them if you see them anywhere on campus. Don't be afraid to add them on social media or text them. School related questions are always a good conversation starter. If there are any locals, ask about cool places to hang out at (bars, cafes, clubs, food places). Ask them to take you there.

Ask people questions about themselves. Everyone you meet will have 18/19 years of experience on this planet and plenty of shit they'll want to tell you. If you have similar experiences, add to the conversation. If you have contrasting experiences, make it an interesting point about how your life has been different.

Don't glorify your loneliness/friendlessness, don't completely reveal your power level but don't make up flimsy fake stories about your life.

If you dress like shit, learn to dress properly. I'm not talking about some faggy /fa/ tier shit, just look at people and see what they're wearing.

If you're fat/ugly start working out

If you're drinking and are inexperienced with it, take it slow. Don't be the first faggot that passes out and throws up over everyone. Take it slow and learn your limits

Anything else?

Thank you my dude, I will do my best and hopefully have a chance at being a person.

Nope nothing else.

>>About to go to college
you're fine quit being a fag

No problem and good luck :)

>tfw no family to disappoint if I go NEET
>still can't become one because its hard af to get on NEETbucks
I have no ambitions anymore and no one to disappoint with my failures so im perfectly fine with being a NEET.......its just that the government doesn't seem to agree though.

Where I live they're changing the laws around how neetbux are given so that you need to still do like 40h a month or some shit to get money or some shit.

Thats gay as fuck.
Fuck whatever shithole country you live in.

Advice guy here, why do you want to be a neet? Surely a shitty part time job for extra $$ for your hobbies and some break from the monotony is better

>why do you want to be a neet
Ive completely given up on being a normal member of society, and after coming to terms with this, all I want to do is just live in total seclusion and comfort. Getting neetbucks is the best way to do this for me.
>Surely a shitty part time job for extra $$ for your hobbies and some break from the monotony is better
A shitty job is a 100x worse than having no job. It would be cool to have a job where I don't have to interact with anyone, and the work was stress free, but those jobs always taken by normies with better connections than me, anyway.
My only hobbies are games and music and they aren't that inherently expensive.

What made you give up? Why do you think you're irredeemable?

Don't you think that some social contact or productivity would improve your mental state?

>What made you give up?
Tired of trying i guess when I know its a waste of time. I realized that im doomed to a life of struggling if I were to continue to keep up the facade.
Now, I don't want to try any more, its over.
>Don't you think that some social contact or productivity would improve your mental state
It would only aggravate things. I generally hate being around people and forcing myself to interact with them isn't going to do me any favors. I've been like this for a long time.

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Maybe being around people with similar interests will make you feel better? Any music/anime/game/technology related stores/businesses around?

Forgot to add, can you look for a job in a place like that? Your customers and your coworkers will be people you have something in common with

>Maybe being around people with similar interests will make you feel better
I hate people so I doubt it.
I delete and unfriend anyone that tries befriend me frequently online. Wiped my entire friendlist a week ago on steam.
Don't know exactly why though.
It just feels right sometimes and less of hassle not having to deal with them.

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Have you tried therapy?

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No I haven't actually.
I thought about setting up an appointment with a psychiatrist so I could trick him into prescribing me Adderall but never followed up on it.
Don't really have much faith in therapists and just see them as a mediator to helping me get drugs, or neetbucks.

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Don't go straight to a psychiatrist. Pills are a necessary evil, finding another wayif possible is always better

Go to a psychologist first. Keep an open mind. You've got nothing to lose right?

Psychologists can't get me drugs though and are always cunts that don't actually help you.

The goal is to avoid drugs and improve your life through another venue

And eh, I disagree. There are ones that are bad at their job but there are plenty of good ones. I used to go for a semester and it did help me gain some insight into some things. I've got a friend that used to go for years and he said it helped him deal with some stuff

From the sound of it, no offense, but you're at rock bottom right now. You've got nothing to lose by trying

I suppose. If i feel like im wasting my time, ill just walk out I guess.

>but you're at rock bottom right now
Yes, im aware. But as I mentioned earlier, I don't care anymore. No friends, family or dreams to motivate me to bother giving a damn. I just want to get those sweet NEETbucks and just live the rest of my days out on government assistance.
Currently unemployed atm, and enjoying it so far but unfortunately I can't stay this way forever.

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Just try it :)

Anyways I gotta go now, godspeed user

uninstall Jow Forums, my dude

If you already are 16 or older and dont know what do do with your life you are already fucked.

Buy a rope and do us a favor.