>uni friend applies for doctorate
>live in same flat
>all gather in the living room when he receives his letter
>intense.jpeg
>opens it
>face drops
>he got rejected
>drops letter
>goes to cupboard and gulps some neat whisky
>goes t his room, hear lock click
>after a second hear something metallic and then a thud
>not answering our calls or shouts
What do we do anons?
Break down the door he could be dead
Its a fire safety door most likely, OP sounds like hes in student diggs. Those things are almost 7 inches thick
Well fuck user. Do you have his mother's info? Also make sure to call the police, they can break through the door if it's what above says it is.
Bumping this shit to find out what happens next
You can try to break the door knob and try to push the door open
he only applied for one doctorate program? what a dummy
You must very cool and fun do you want to get a drink later?
no i have autism
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Ok user
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Hey its 'violence has escalated' poster OP
How's the door looking, how is your friend looking more importantly?
We got the security up here from the Student reps
Theyre bringing a skeleton key to get the door open
He stabbed himself
i like skeltals too user we can be friends no?
Op here: Got an update
Hes not dead, but he may have given himslf brain damage, he hit himself with a metal rod he had. The metallic sound was him sliding the rod off of the table and twatting himself in the middle of the forehead with ir
u didnt think he already had brain damage?
No wonder he was rejected, being the retard that he is
Laugh at how much of a failure he has to be to get rejected from a doctorate program at all, let alone just how pathetic he'd have to be to kill himself due to this.
t. phd student.
Op here again update: turns out he fucked the landing and cracked an eye socket too. Paramedics moved him onto a strecher thing and noticed his eye was bulging
And yeah perhaps that wasnt the best idea
You'd think a PHD applicant would know how to kill himself
>bulging eye
Ewww
bulging benis :DDDDD
Can't decide if this is the chad or virgin suicide
Just call the cops, you moron.
You're supposed to be getting educated at uni, yet you're too stupid to know when to call the police?
>cracked an eye socket
You know of all the shit that is on r9k, this is one story im actually willing to believe
I dont take failure very well at uni, and have cried when i fail an essay. It means a lot to me but geez crowbaring yourself
Perhaps they havnt done that module yet user
Call the fire brigade you sperg
This isn't even close to being the chad suicide. Chad would never fail at suicide and would use a foolproof method.
Give us updates op
Are you in the ambulance with him?
>tfw you will never attain the chad suicide status
Chad would use a stupid, dangerous method but it would work flawlessly and give him a dignified, even noble end
He's dead now. Brain dead.
OP here
He seems to be okay, not in ambulance with him, paramedics told us to rinh his parents so theybcould meet him atbthe hospital
Chad would suicide by killdozer.
Phone posting I see. Same here. Violence has escalated poster here, hope he gets treated for whatever the fuck just got scrambled in his head.
Op here
Yes im a filthy phone poster, i hooe so too, no idea whata going onnwith him, i mean have a cry abiut it but trying that? Maybe he has an underlying issue
he probably passed out
Feeling bad lads. i hopes hes alright